#I thought it would be better outside and its WORSE 🙄

[aceofstars16]

Everyone: google fiber is so much better!

Me, inside the house: yeah it seems good

Me, stepping five feet outside the house: ….no this sucks….

[lesbianlenas]

ok here are my detailed thoughts abt happiest season:

i did enjoy the movie def rewatchable & i think just by nature of getting to see a lesbian be accepted by her parents and her girlfriend welcomed into the family makes it satisfying even tho it had its issues

main issue being that harper is sooooo unlikable. like she is straight up just a bad gf. and they spend so much time acting like the problem is that she won’t come out to her parents (which imo is not even an issue) when the problem is her. like she lied to abby she made abby come w her she stayed out w her ex bf till 2am she ignored abby at every party she didn’t defend her when her family thought she shoplifted. she was just straight up a shit gf lol. also they did not give her a personality outside of like. lying and being stressed abt lying.

and abby is sooo likable in comparison. she is like a 10/10 gf and by nature of that she makes harper look even worse. also she was hot af in this movie the wardrobe ppl deserve thousands

riley was obvs hot af and also the better choice for abby. way more likable and also like. knowing that harper outed her like that makes it even harder to want abby to end up w harper when riley is more likable & she did smth so bad to her

dan levy’s character was v hit or miss for me. he was either funny af or had me eye rolling some of his lines were like. i don’t get why at the beginning he’s like it’s a red flag harper won’t come out and at the end he’s like don’t judge her for not coming out everyone is different. also him lecturing abby on the patriarchy was 🙄 other than that i liked him

do not do not do NOT like the way they portrayed harper’s younger sister (jane????) it felt like. they wanted to imply that she was neurodivergent & we were supposed to laugh at her for being “weird” bc of it. like it was simply not funny to me. they easily could have done the neglected child bit w/o that

i feel like this movie could have been so much better w the ending it had if they had just done one of a few things. 1. they could have had the coming out not be the issue at all and instead it’s just that her parents want harper to marry in her social class so they don’t like abby 2. perhaps the roles were reversed in the harper/riley situation and that traumatized harper from wanting to come out to her parents which would have made her more sympathetic 3. harper was just not a bad gf on top of having to hide their relationship. like they were so close to making such a good lesbian romcom and they fumbled it by making harper like that

i DO think riley/abby is superior 100%. wish they had gone a little further w their relationship and even had smth more hinted abt them being into each other bc their dynamic & chemistry was so good compared to abby and harper which fell flat.

overall it was good & i was just happy to see lesbians being happy. my friend & i rated it 3 1/2 stars out of 5 so!

[allhailbrokeloose]

so uh.. ive watched a couple of series recently (actually not that recently but whatevs) which im most likely not gonna be obsessed with, but still i feel the urge to post my very important opinion somewhere. ⚠️its mostly not complimentary, so if you are a fan, dont read⚠️ ⚠️barely readable bc typing is fun, but editing is an actual job⚠️ ⚠️i violate italics⚠️ ⚠️not spoiler free ofc bc what do you think this is⚠️ ⚠️i bring up kp for no reason an unhealthy amount⚠️ and even skam one time. yeah i kno, im surprised too

the shows are big dragon, wednesday, and lita

there are three good things abt big dragon: 1) ost (heeey jeeeffff) 2) that one boob grab (you know the one) 3) isbanky (very cute and sings well). the rest imo is not good at all, but ig its ok for a bl (bc i have to say ive seen worse). ig im gonna need to read some fics bc i need 1) it to actually be hot and kinky 2) someone to explain me why would yai ever choose mangkorn aside from yin yang, red strings of fate, turtles and all the other animals. it also seems to me that lead actors have more chemistry outside of the series than in it, at least from what ive seen of them in the wild. afair there was sorta cliffhanger promising s02.. am i gonna watch it? you'll be surprised, but yes, isbanky is very much up my alley, im willing to suffer a little bit for a cute boy lol. but they seriously need to cut on the time freezing thing 🙄

wednesday.. oh where do i start.. my most prevailing thought was but.. but thats not.. thats not what being an outcast feels like.. i mean come on they gave her an unconditional punchbag of a best friend who is putting up with all her quirks no questions asked and willing to die for her, two (??!!! (and actually even more if you squint)) love interests, a high fashion dress (im like.. 🤦🏼‍♀️ i cant) and everyone else just generally look at her with admiration like she hanged the moon completely out of nowhere. i mean what is this? a mary sue fanfic? anyways i have to say that i really liked the first ep and i was very excited abt this series, but the more i watched the less i liked it.. the cast.. well i like original wednesday better and when i say original i mean 1991 movie (but not 1993 lol) and i mean christina ricci ofc.. catherine zeta jones is cool, but once again original morticia was better. i have no issues with gomez casting, but the best gomez was in the 60s b&w series. thing is rocking, zero complaints here. fester is almost there even tho its impossible to top christopher lloyd. and where is itt? did they gatekeep him for future seasons? the plot.. uh the plot is meh.. i only wanna say that i hate it when protagonists ancestor looks exactly like them bc its totally plausible and it just highlights how ruthless and pointless life really is lol. oh yeah oslo i had to pause and scream a long and loud NOOOOO during the kiss scene. its like idk so uncalled for do you guys have nothing sacred at all lol. otherwise i liked the music ofc Except dua lipa, i mean dgmw i listened to future nostalgia on repeat as much as the next girl, but its just not the song for this series im sorry.. they could have found a more suitable song with the same exact message.. anyways am i gonna watch next seasons? yes, but only out of respect for tim burton and the original franchise. i mean it wasnt terrible, it just wasnt what i wanted..

omg you guys the second cp in lita is like soooo gooood, so much better than the first one lol (i wonder if they do cp rivalry like we do in kp). which came as a surprise to me bc i started watching this series for the vegaspete bastard love child and unfortunately i was sorta disappointed.. dgmw hes very attractive and has unique facial features, but he cant pull off the ao3 alpha he was supposed to act out even next to one brain celled oblivious partner (no offence lol). idk maybe hes too young. or im just too old. ig its the latter bc i watched all four of them like they are an omega camp on roaming, ig im just not the target audience of this show 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️. anyways imo the first cp was boring and i really didnt expect anything out of the series, but then second cp plot started and i literally lit up. they really do have chemistry inside and outside of the show, the acting is somewhat better, the only but for me is that the plot was unnecessarily too dark, especially after the mawkishness of the first half. i have to mention that i paralleled them with norhelm at some point which is so hilarious to me. in short i stan this cp but just in case they do individual stanning like we do in kp (meaning hating eo guts) then my bias is peat <333 one thing really squicked me - the author (was it a novel?) obv has a kink for infantilization and helplessness and sadly they put it in both plots and not as a prediscussed kink (which is ok), but as real life situations. its a huge yikes and a big no-no for me, but to each their own ig, im not gonna undust my moral compass for a bl. what else.. oh they should really stop with reusing footage bc im still seeing this fucking truck driving in my nightmares. and i didnt like the opening ost so much i had to skip it every time. well ig not everyone can afford an ost by slot machine or jeff satur 😏😏😏. oh yeah and the whole weather referencing was cute uwu