#I was thinking about shrek 1 and wondering if jack would be like farquaad or not

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[I wanted to make a short post at first but then it evolved into a fanfic lmao enjoy♡]

Now that I think about it...

If you were a damsel in distress,Jack would come to save you HIMSELF.

That man fears nothing and the movie proves that he doesn't let his men do all the work,he is quite capable.

Jack is a man who wants only the best so he'd go for a princess or noblewoman.

Like Lord Farquaad.

By saving you himself,his reputation would also benefit from it(and make him more known among people).

You,of course,are unaware of the rescue mission.

You've been held captive in a nasty dungeon for quite some time and long for someone to come and rescue you.

And finally... it happens.

You are suddenly startled by distant screams and sounds of explosions.

"What the heck is happening?!" You think.

After minutes of chaos,everything is silent again.

You hear the sound of footsteps growing closer.

The cellar's door loudly bursts open,your view is blocked by thick magical smoke and sparkles.

Did a frigging wizard come to save you??

You spot a large figure slowly coming out of the smoke and you start worrying again.

A giant? Or is it a demon?!

The smoke dissipates and you finally get a clear view of your saviour:

It's a very tall and large man,well dressed and goofy looking.

He coughs a bit and says "Ugh,I might have overdid with bombs and magic stuff..."

He walks up to you and easily opens the gates using a magic staff,setting you free.

"Come on,let's go!" He says without even looking at you.

"W-Wait!" You say,still a little shaken.

He turns around with a groan,noticing the chains on your wrists.

"Oh yeah...give me a sec"

Aiming at the chains with the staff,he shoots them,making them explode into little flowers.

You caress your wrists and quietly say to the man "Thank you... for saving me,I am quite-"

"Yeah yeah,let's go now there's no time to lose" he says with an annoyed tone.

You feel a large hand on your back,firmly pushing you to the exit.

"H-Hey! Where are we going?!"

"To my luxurious mansion,it should be all set by now..." he smirks proudly.

"Ummmm,set for what...?" You start sweating.

"For our wedding,duh! You are one VERY lucky woman,you know?

You are going to be the wife of an important man,many would love to be in your place"

He laughs to himself as you two walk up the stairs.

You follow the strange man in silence,still processing what had just happened.

You intently stare at his back,wondering many things about him.

"This is madness...!" You say to yourself.

A growing feeling of curiosity starts taking over you;

You find this goofy looking man absolutely bizzare! Yet you can't wait to know more about him...