#I will pull out a 3rd uno reverse card

[running-tweezers]

Ok time for the DamiHux bitch to relisten to the DamiHux Bonus Audio for the 3rd time and record her every thought

(NSFW obvs, minors DNI)

First of all I feel like the opening of this one is a great opportunity to remind everyone of this little thing I managed to write bc holy shit. Good Morning.

Huxley’s sleepy morning voice is so fucking cute 😭

The way they laugh together!!!! They’re in love!!

Damien dodging saying he’s “the handsomest” in every way possible, but Hux is NOT letting him off the hook. Huxley really said “I am going to help give this man the self-confidence he deserves, so help me god”

When they call each other baby??? My brain = 2 liter of Diet Coke, ‘Baby’ = a pack of Mentos. It happened so much in this one I thought I was gonna take off into the atmosphere.

Damien with the Uno Reverse Card Surprise. No You.

It’s their 2 year anniversary I’m gonna cry.

“I’ve been known to swallow my pride.” “You’ve been known to swallow more than that.” Ay Yo

“Dress for a hike” “Why?” “…… bc we’re going for a hike, baby.” “Oh! 😄” Huxley the man you are.

They’re both graduated!!! And they have careers!!! Damien’s working at DAMN!!! He’s trying to fix things like he’s always wanted to!!! They’ve both come so far!!!

“I’m here to help pull you back onto steady ground” What if I cried

The WAY I have wanted these two to fuck outside like that non-canon Huxley BA!!!!!! FINALLY!!!

“Come on Nature Boy. Let’s get natural” DAMIEN PLS

Damien using his powers to turn the water into a natural hot tub, I CAN’T

THAT SMACK CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD OH MY GOD. HUXLEY

Hux is so sweet I’m getting a cavity. I don’t care tho, rot my teeth out, big guy.

THE THROAT GOAT RETURNS -air horn noises-

I swear every time Damien engages Throat Goat mode, Huxley sounds like he’s ready to write his goddamn vows.

“Pick me up. Turn us around. Press me into this wall. And Fuck. Me.” WE LOVE A POWER BOTTOM DAMIEN MOMENT

I’d like to introduce you to my favorite thing in the world ✨Damien Whimpering✨

The IMMEDIATE concern from Huxley when he said the rock was digging into his back??? And the healing??? I don’t think we’ve ever seen Hux heal before??? HELLO?? Aftercare King?? I’ll cry??

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE IM GONNA THROW UP /POS

Also HUXLEY HAPPY TRAIL CONFIRMED LETS GO BOYS

In conclusion: this is my new favorite piece of Damien/Huxley anything he has ever made, they are disgustingly cute and in love, and I’m never gonna stop being feral and annoying about them bc they’re everything in a ship I’ve ever loved, thank you goodnight.

[gangrenados]

Things I think the older batboys do because men

This is a shitpost btw

Dick: if you try to confront him about something he'll answer the most unimportant part of it all.

Like, "Why were you out with Kory last night in that blue car?"

"Okay, the car was actually grey not blue."

Jason: if you send him a long ass test whenever you're mad at him or sad he'll respond with an "okay".

Bruce: he pulls the "uno reverse card" when you confront him about something, so know he suddenly remembers some mistake you made back in January 3rd of 2019.

[cyber-phobia]

God, you have no idea for how long have I thought about a Cheating Inko + Bad Mentor All Might story prompt. Thank you stranger for adding fued to the fire that is Cyber's wood heart.

Let's make a little time-line shall we?

Izuku at age of 4 is taken by Inko to Doctor Tsubasa and gets the same diagnosis. (Hisashi let's The Good Doctor experiment on corpses because the guy is a menace to society and shouldn't be left outside the lab, let alone near Izuku.)

Inko still cries her eyes out because in her mind her child is made uot of glass and tells hin that she's sorry. Hisashi calls the next day and actually comforts Izuku and tells him that even though he might not be linked All Might he can still be a hero if he puts effort into it.

Izuku gets bullied, Inko is bullshited by "the boys will be boys" excuse, meanwhile Hisashi talks with Izuku and suggests to analyze his classmates quirks and to pick up a sport (both are great to intimate possible enemies bullies).

Fast-forward to the start of the Anime. Izuku and Bakugo are tied when it comes to grades. Izuku has picked up analyzing, Parkour and some martial arts. Some of his classmates believe he was misdiagnosed because of how smart and fast he is, unfortunately Bakugo is stil a Quirkist Dick Head but he can't actually do anything to Izuku because it's not the "Black Sheep" of the class so no suicide baiting.

The Sludge Villan attacks him in the tunnel but Izuku nopes out of there before the Villan touches him. All Might shows up they still end up on the roof top and the discussion goes the same as in cannon. Exception being that Izuku doesn't care about the Hero's opinion because he knows he can become one because of Hisashi.

Bakugo gets attacked by the Sludge Villan and this time Izuku actually has some muscle and manages to take him away from the Villan. All Might shows up, smiles at the camera and leaves. Izuku gets scolded for his recklessness and he pulls a Reverse Uno card and tells them how imbecile they were for taking care of the fire instead of helping Bakugo.

Bakugo doesn't come to give his his pseudo apology/thanks (he actually does it the next day before the classes start). All Might shows up and offers One For All (Izuku muttered something about how the quirk might help develop a Quirk based economy and gets interrupted by a All Might that has PTSD to AFO). Izuku doesn't accept the quirk yet but he accepts All Might's training.

When Izuku goes home he calls/texts Hisashi if he ever heard of a self transferable quirk, (after a panic attack) Hisashi lies and tells him that such a quirk should be impossible to exist but yet again Hisashi is breathing fire from time to time.

Fast forward 6 months into the training and the beach is cleared. Izuku in the end accepts the quirk but he told All Might that he expects a full on history lesson on it.

Because Izuku is not actually borderline insane he tells Inko and Hisashi what had he done and introduced Toshinori Yagi to Inko (worst decision ever), Hisashi on the phone scolds Izuku on even accepting the quirk without getting the full story behind it before the father and son start a muttering storn over the phone. Menaline Inko is in Cloud 9 that her son miraculously isn't made out of glass (cough' and because a little to friendly towards Toshinori for being her savior).

Izuku breaks his arm one time while training and that was enough for him and calls Hisashi for help, Full Cowl is fully developed by the next day and Izuku is already able to use 8%.

Before the entrance exam Izuku gets 25 Villan points and 50 Rescue points (he saved Uraraka before the 0 Pointer was even near). So he is 2nd on the scoreboard.

At the Quirk Apprehension Test he actually used Full Cowl every time and gets Bakugo's attention, Izuku explained that the quirk actually manifested after the sludge Villan incident and it was likely triggered by the stress experienced that day. In the end Izuku got 3rd and Bakugo 4th. Mineta got expelled. <I want the spot free for Shinso>

The Bomb Exercise (or whatever is called) actually went pretty well, Bakugo finally proved that he had a brain and teamed up with Iida resulting into the Villan team winning. (Izuku and Bakugo actually have good sportsmanship even though they scream at each other half of the time)

USJ happens but The main objective is to take hostages so All Might would show up instead of killing/hurting children. So Kurogiri just warps the students into random places and keeps doing it when they get too close. Meanwhile Shigaraki is just vibeing while EraserHeard gets tired by the Cannon fodder. (The teachers are as injured as in cannon but the kids are fine.) When the Nomu failed Shigaraki just leaves like AFO instructed.

F*ck, is 1:30 am for me, gonna need to continue this tomorrow.

Have I also mentioned I'm a huge wimp when it comes to bad mom Inko

[hawks-feathers]

All bark but no bite

“hey hey hey... I love bokuto, daichi and suga (any and all himbos you’d love to write about!...literally anyone, I’m such a simp) and would love some smutty HC’s about a fem reader who’s all talk and no bite during sexy times? All aged up! Love you!!”

Pairings: Bokuto x reader, Sugawara x reader and Daichi x reader

Headcanon: The reader likes to talk a big game but can never follow through when it matters most ;)

Warnings: NSFW, SMUT. All underage characters are aged up to at LEAST 3rd years so they are 18

~~Kōtarō Bokuto~~

Honestly I think he’d pout if you started teasing him. He either wouldn’t fully understand why you’re doing what your doing or he’d just be super impatient.

So that’s where things get ✨interesting✨ and the out come fully depends on what you do in the situation

If you start talking a big game and get shy but act bratty Bokuto will 100% pull an uno reverse card and start acting bratty as well or just ignore your advances just to piss you off (also because he’s a petty man but)

If you get shy but don’t act bratty he’ll start teasing you but not in a degrading way. Baybe loves you sm he would hate hurting you.

He’ll probably say things while hovering over you like “Come on pretty mama what has you so shy all of the sudden?”

He’d gently grab your chin and force you to look at him saying “ I wanna see that pretty little face of yours”

He’s also primal. No one can change my mind. He’s not super rough or anything but it gets a little wild to say the least.

Praises you constantly. He’ll tell you how good you feel or worship your body. Any sort of praise he does it.

Also has no shame in moaning, grunting and whining. Will and DOES do it all.

~~Koshi Sugawara~~

Okay so Suga’s a soft Dom. He’s not necessarily scared of hurting you because he’s Lowkey a kinky bastard.

I also feel like he’s into erotic humiliation to an extent. He loves seeing you get embarrassed and flustered.

So that being said if you start teasing him or talking a big game and backing down last minute? Well he’s not as soft as Bokuto.

he’ll sort of chuckle, shake his head and shrug. Walking away slowly. Ofc you get confused so you try to stop him. He’ll turn around get super super close to you, faces inches a part (you can feel his breath on your face Hahajsjssbs I’m sorry) This man will look you dead in the eyes, with a straight face and say “sorry baby but I need to punish you for being such a tease”

Once he sees your face fill with red he’ll chuckle and walk over to the wall that’s directly across from the bed, lean against it and motion you over to the bed with a nod. He makes you touch yourself right in front of him while he just stands there and watches.

Once he’s felt like you’ve had enough (or he can’t control himself anymore) he’ll laugh as he pulls off his shirt and says “I think my princess learnt her lesson”

Afterwards suga takes such good care of you. Cleans you up, gets you water and you guys cuddle yourselves to slee istg

~~ Daichi Sawamura~~

I saw a headcanon once that said Daichi grabs the headboard and I 100% believe that. This mans a dom, he’s rough and merciless

If you start something you can’t finish he’ll finish it for you and make sure you never start something you can’t finish again.

He prefers to see your face so any position where he’s on top and has full access to you is best for him.

When he’s hot and bothered by teasing and frustrated that you didn’t finish what you started he is ✨Rough✨

He does just enough foreplay to get you wet and ready and without warning he’ll slip himself in. Giving you little to no time to adjust.

Sometimes he’ll start off with deep full thrusts while (of course) holding the headboard but then when he’s close he’ll grab onto your hips, hard enough to leave bruises and just go at it.

He’s vocal and appreciates if his partner is as well. I take him for more of a grunter and heavy breathing more then moaning or whining though. Do with that information as you will.

Id like to say he’d take care of you afterwards but y’all both outa breathe. Sweat just dripping down your bodies

Most likely there will be more then one round so prepare for that ;))

AN: this was fun to write! I hope you can’t tell that these three are literally the 3 i know little to nothing about 😳. Anyway requests and asks are always open! Feel free to request some stuff and if you liked this consider dropping a follow :))

Tag/requested by: @musicarmy18

[ayosdesignz-blog]

About Orochimaru...

Y'know how the 3rd Hokage used an actual deity of Death to forever seal his arms and make them unusable at the cost of his own life? But then...sometime later Orochimaru found a way around it and had full use of arms plus hands again?

Well...what if he hadn't?

Like, what if no medical treatment, no type of arm replacement/transfer, no type of uno reverse card jutsu, or even body possession switch would allow him to circumvent Death's curse on him? How much more interesting would that have been to see ol' Snakey boy have to come to the realization that he'll never have use of arms again and deal with the fact he could no longer even wipe his own ass? XD (unless he uses his tongue 😷 EeeeEwwwWww)

Plus it would give the 3rd Hokage's last desperate attack more weight/respect in effective durability on an enemy and keep the deity he used from looking like a weak bitch in hindsight. I remember people both in show and out used to say Hokage Sarutobi died in vain or his attack was useless since Orochimaru found a way around it despite it costing his life OR even that his life must not have amounted to much if that's all his attack did.

Like bruh, if that was Death or just a servant of Death how could it just allow someone who isn't the Winchesters to just disrespect the limits it placed like that?? I feel like if Death made it so Orochimaru could never have personal use of arms then that's it. No more arms for him! He was still s threat despite that while it hindered him and I think it'd make the interactions more interesting. Along with the fact he'd have to pull back some on the blatant disrespect he spouted about the dead man.

[langdonsvcrd]

Silhouette of Red Velvet: Michael x Fem!Reader

Warnings: sub-outpost Michael, unprotected sex, hardcore smut/lemon, impregnate Michael, licking kink.

Summary: Michael finds himself in the 3rd outpost seeking for worthy members to follow after himself, yet falls upon you. Some fucked up teen in need of a caring companion, so he rips his way to you literally!

Either short haired Mikey or long haired Mikey. 👏🏻💕

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“So how does this work?”

You'd been placed in a lightly dimmed and dawned office, leaving only the silhouette of the man-child sitting across from you from the candles. He claimed to be from this high ass of a fucking company. 'The Cooperative' you'd thought the idea was rather stupid and that this dimwitted asshole just picked at you and your friends like ants.

"I'm not telling you what criteria I'm using to grade you, feelings that my help you would be nice."

"Please Mr Langdon, It would be respectable to see your face rather then the back of your head if you'd like a straight answer from me."

Mr Langdon as you all went by and to who he'd introduced himself to be, days before your interview had a ring to it. You were indeed the last outpost member to be interviewed by the man/boy. God you had no idea what to call him, you were the youngest in the outpost 21 years of age, well your abilities gave off a venting emotion that you were 17. You had the ability to heal and or take pain as you pleased, you could give pain or reserve pain, better yet pain wasn't the one ability you'd possessed. You had the ability to switch your powers as if an uno reverse card, you could give pleasure of reserve it. Either or you'd never had the opportunity to use it for the passing of 2 years.

You'd found yourself set in front of this Mafia looking ass mother fucker who happened to give you a lot of emotions. He'd been here for 6 months watching 'everyone' yet didn't introduce himself until a few days before everyone's interviews, seeking to who was worthy to side with him, he walked the halls aimlessly yet not so aimlessly for so long that you'd admired him from afar just to get yourself off. I mean you hadn't been touched in 2 years you'd only let one man touch you and he'd died in the explosions.

Swiftly moving his feet to face you Mr Langdon hummed a cheeky smirk plastering upon his dumbass of a face, as if already feeling your sudden Arousal to when his name slipped from your lips. He watched you at night when you'd fall back against your cold sheets, hands suckled between those pretty little legs of yours. He wondered what you would've done if he gave you what you'd wanted months prior to this day? Would you be his little minx his little pet? In which would let him play any game of his that he'd wanted.

"Better for you Miss Y/L/N?"

Your thighs clenched at how cocky he'd said your surname, his dark blue eyes burned into Y/E/C, his hands were folded behind his back as the candle lights flowed across his sun kissed skin you absolutely had no shame in kissing. You swallowed at how attractive this boy was yet was deeply ashamed to ask him of his age, hoping he was at least 22ish.

"Yes, Sir." Mr Langdon smiled widely at how obedient you'd become after he'd turned to face you.

He could smell you clearly now, yet he had to pace himself. He had to wait.

"Now Miss Y/L/N, to find a spot alongside myself for this new adventure I have set for a few members within this outpost or in this case maybe just you if you pass. Personal questions will be added and you will have to answer them without hesitation an I clear?"

As dumb as Mr Langdon had to play for you was barbaric he knew everything about you, he sensed every inch of you and wanted nothing more then to kiss at you like a pecking bird.

Your eyes flickered up at the man, his posture stern, you enjoyed his sliver tongue play you could sense the pleasure/pain seeping within you like guilt. Facing Mr Langdon wasn't easy for you yet you'd asked him to turn around and you didn't know why. Was it because you wanted to see his face one last time before he excused you and you'd die here alone? Or was it that you felt as if you wanted to confront him for not interviewing you first?

"I said am I clear Miss Y/L/N?"

Your heart skipped and your head finally found its way up to Mr Langdon’s gaze who, with a blink of an eye forcefully pulled your jaw up to meet his dilated gaze. His eyes were dark and jaw clenched. You squeezed at the ache between your thighs, breathing heavily up at this young man. Mr Langdon, narrowed his eyes down at you, lips mere inches from yours he saw the way you twitched at his touch and smirked right up in front of your face. Now having full access to feel the pleasure venting from you like dry fucking ice.

"You're turned on by this aren't you sweetheart?"

You shuddered wincing at at the pet name that and how vulnerable you'd become around one man. Fuck you hadn't been touch in so long this felt like bliss to you. Your eyes shut and you'd pinned your hands against your clothed entrance.

"Uh, uh, uh no hands Miss Y/L/N."

Ripping at your hands sharply, Mr Langdon clutched your lap with his free hand in which sent you to bite at your bottom lip ashamed to moan, Mr Langdon saw this and sucked a deep breath in at the sight.

"And here I was waiting for 6 months and here you are not able to wait until the end of this fucking interview."

Mr Langdon, bowed his head only inches from your neck. Lips grazing along your jawline.

"Please- Mr Lang-"

Your voice was horsed and unable to come out, Mr Langdon smirked satisfied at how shattered you'd fallen just for him.

"Please what Y/N?"

You'd bitten down harder on your bottom lip swearing sharply under breath at how Mr Langdon said your real name. How he licked up your jaw to your left ear awaiting for a reply.

You'd opened your eyes, a panting mess as you'd turned to your left face so close to this torture of a man that had no shame in bumping your noise with his one in a cute manner. I chuckle leaving his lips as he stared at you.

"How old are you Mr Langdon? I don't want this to be wrong of me?"

Mr Langdon smiled at how cute you'd become for him, how concerned you were to want someone so young looking. But he for sure should be the one asking you.

"I'm of age if you were wonder, My mental state is further into the future but not far enough unto awaiting for you."

The way this man would talk sent you further into a panting mess.

You believed him even if he said he'd ended the world, you'd believe him and still fall hopelessly in love with him and he the same.

Your eyes shuttered to a close lips finding his own a moan escaped past your lips as if in a needy expression. Mr Langdon chuckled against your sweet lips, kissing you back harder then he could ever, he released your jaw from his right hand, soon finding the opportunity to wedge his right leg between yours  pushing apart your clenched shut thighs you so desperately wanted to hide from him.

Your powers boosted from not only yourself but to Mr Langdon and back, things got heated quicker to you standing to your own feet you'd pulled Mr Langdon down to sit on the chair before you. You'd broken the kiss only seconds before smashing your lips harshly against his once more.

You'd straddled the suited man's lap, hips bucking at his tented yet erected cock. You both couldn't help but whimper to yourselves at the sensitive contact.

"Mr, Langdon."

You'd lamented against his lips, hands in his hair eyes shut and teeth snipped between his top lip, tugging at it only ceasing a loud groan from him. Mr Langdon’s hands rested on your thighs down to the little opening you'd left for him to slide his hand under. He wasn't surprised that you hadn't chosen to wear panties today or per se he knew you wouldn't have, you hated how it felt when you'd get wet around him, it felt disgusting.

"I want you to fuck me, I want you to claim me, I want you to feel me cum over and over again." You'd mumbled helplessly against his lips your breath panting as he'd gotten closer to your entrance from under your dress.

You were speaking for him and for yourself, this was your first time activating your powers after so long. You could feel his pleasure and he could feel yours. Yet at the same time you could hear him screaming this to you and that's what surprised you.

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Soon enough the two of you found each other swallowed up within on another. Mr Langdon had pulled his erect cock out after finally having enough time to explore your mouth, he'd undone your corset letting your body breath, for the first time. He'd admired your body, praised it even. He just wondered how long you'd last or better yet how long he'd last seeped deep within you and he couldn't wait.

Your bare chest was exposed before him tits perked and back arched for attention and Mr Langdon gave it to you, he'd give anything to have you. His youth, worth, dignity and responsibilities just for his pretty little minx.

His hips buckled entering your untouched and unclothed entrance awaiting for him for the pass 6 months. Your dreams were finally at ease since you'd gotten your clearing. A husky grunt left Mr Langdon’s lips, his head hung back off of the wooden chair as you bounced so beautifully on him, the little sounds you'd make as he fucked you or better yet the sounds you'd make when you fucked him. Every now and then your right walls would clench around his harden cock leaving you whine not only to yourself but to Mr Langdon.

"Mr L-"

"Call me Michael sweetheart."

Mr Langdon had stopped you from speaking, as if wanting to say this for so long. He wanted you to scream his name whilst you came he wanted everyone to know that you were going to stay at his side on his adventures. You were his Sanctuary.

With yet another arousal building up you'd bit down shamelessly on your bottom lip. Feeling him enter and exit you like a blissful joy ride. You'd arched your back, hands ripping at Michaels dress shirt revealing his toned and tanned chest for your pleasing, your forehead was leant against his. Both your eyes were closed because all you could both feel was each other. Your powers were overriding and it sent both of you into this fucked up pleasure ride where you couldn't count how many times you'd actually cummed. You were both in a daze because of it and you couldn't find yourself to stop your abilities cause you didn't know how.

"Fuck, baby I think you and I need a bit of a speed ride don't you?" Panting this out Michael bucked up meeting your hips as he thrusted pass your walls a bit more to enter you further, he cursed finding that spot you'd so desperately wanted him to find earlier.

You both groaned aloud, sinking yourself back down you sped up your movements hips rolling along his cock, feeling him graze your walls felt so filling how his tip hit your g-spot, your head fell back and your hands stayed on the Michael’s chest. Quickly did he teleport without a care in the world his back hit his desk and he so gracefully sighed at the new position he had of you.

His eyes shut again and you bit at your bottom lip, moving faster to catch yours and his orgasm. Michael grunted gripping at your bare ass. His mouth fell a wide as you rode him. Your left hand left his chest sliding it's way down his tanned stomach to your clit.

But for you could do anything Michael replaced your hand with his. He'd wanted to do this for so long, he wanted his fingers between your legs for months and he took this opportunity.

The faster you rode him, circling your hips up to meet his thrusts sent him to shudder at how deep he'd fallen into you. Hitting your g-spot more then he could before. He whined this time, bitting at your collarbone, his left arm slapped around your side pulling you harshly into him as he panted along with you.

"Michael, I- I'm going to cum."

This sent Michael to lick along your collarbone gracefully, feeling you shake over him. His cock continued its torment on you your head flew down to the crock of Michael’s neck.

"Baby, I want you cum over this cock."

Michael hardened his thrusts, hips bumping your own. Causing him to groan. He'd trailed his left hand up your spine to your hair, harshly tugging at it to expose your neck. He quickened his pace your walls clenching around him once and awhile, he moaned with you feeling each speck of you now. He loved the sound of your wetness against his skin. His hand quickly drew shapes around your clit sending you even more into a blissful daydream.

Michael licked up your neck, panting as he jerked his hips up more and more quicker holding himself firmer in you. You were holding your breath as if afraid to let go, your body shook as the knot in your stomach came flooding in more and more harshly like a wave. You wined and wined clenching around Michael’s cock, letting it all go as you came over it.

Michael grunted feeling how you seeped around him, he continued to reach his own release, eyes shut in the process. His hands found your hips again. You'd sat up slightly exhausted yet had to help Michael find his own release.

You circled your hips, harder meeting his thrusts. Your juices making this wet like noise that set Michael slightly closer to his release. He'd groaned as you pulled yourself up then down meeting Michael’s cock and that was enough to have him twitch within you.

"Fuck, fuck, fuc-" you'd kept bouncing awaiting to feel Michael spill himself deep within you.

His white slicked cum loaded 6 months worth, he'd spilled more then you'd thought leaving you to shake at the feeling spazzing as he kept a hold of your hips making sure you took all of him. He slowly moved his hips a few more time wanting to hear himself mixed with you. His member twitch at the feeling of you again and for sure he could feel himself leaking from that glory coin slot of yours and he couldn't help but to smile with his eyes closed.

You'd finally came to your senses powers wearing thin, you were afraid now panicking at what you'd done. Quickly you tried to get off of the man, but Michael stopped you. Hands harshly digging into your hips. His dark green eyes snapping open to meet your confused gaze, he hadn't pulled out yet and you were confused.

"You're taking all of me my little minx."

"Now, be a good girl and stay."

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