#I’m actually so inept irs humiliating. I can’t tell you what happens in my brain when I try to do simple addition | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pissjesus · 2 years

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When customers hand me change after I already entered the bills they handed me into the register forcing me to attempt math in my head on the spot: I would deadass rather you shoot me in the head

#or when they want their change a certain way so they get more quarters and say numbers at me #if you’re trying to rob me I don’t give a shit please don’t make me do math in my head #I’m actually so inept irs humiliating. I can’t tell you what happens in my brain when I try to do simple addition #actually I can: it’s utter blackness #i want to take customers by the shoulders and shake them screaming YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW STUPID I AM #yes I’m a fucking moron who can’t do basic addition think as little of me as you want #just don’t ask me to do it again

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