#I'M LOOKING AT YOU 7219

[bisonofyesterday]

There's a lot of good stories where it happens but whenever I read an SCP where everything would've been fine in Foundation hands if the GOC hadn't shot first and asked questions later it always makes me think of like

[pesterloglog]

John Egbert

Act 6, page 7211-7219

JOHN: whoa, it worked!

JOHN: ha ha, i remember this!

JOHN: oh man, this is great.

JOHN: hey guys!

JOHN: hey me!!

JOHN: you're looking almost as handsome as the other me i just saw.

JOHN: don't ask, it's a long story. all you need to know is we are both looking great, as usual.

JOHN: dang, this was such a cool moment!

JOHN: hard to believe it was only...

JOHN: hours ago?

JOHN: days ago?

JOHN: these zappy shenanigans are making me lose track of time.

JOHN: whatever, it was just a really nice surprise when you all randomly appeared on my birthday and fell on the grass!

JOHN: i would love to have this sweet reunion all over again with you guys...

JOHN: we had some great conversations here on this lonely stone henge planet. i really wouldn't mind listening to everything we said again word for word!

JOHN: but i can't.

JOHN: i don't know if this makes sense...

JOHN: but when we all came together like this out of the blue, and had our long awaited reunion...

JOHN: i'm not sure if we really earned it yet?

JOHN: we didn't realize it at the time, but there were still a bunch of problems waiting to happen.

JOHN: like, some lingering issues that were going to pull us all apart again, and make us fight to get back together once and for all.

JOHN: but don't worry, i'm working to overcome all those problems right now.

JOHN: that's why i'm here!

JOHN: it's also why i can't hang around all day babbling like a fool. i really need to quit yapping and hit the road.

JOHN: see you karkat!

JOHN: i hope your pals don't take it personally, but you were always my favorite troll.

JOHN: the shouty tirades you are going to have on this hilly planet are going to be epic and hilarious. i will never forget them.

JOHN: kanaya, take good care of him for me, ok? thanks.

JOHN: dave! see you in a different reality, buddy.

JOHN: be sure to take care of mr. mayor too.

JOHN: your beautiful friendship with a cute chess man is an inspiration to us all.

JOHN: i hope and firmly believe it will transcend the boundaries of even the most ludicrous retcon shenanigans.

JOHN: (heheheh.)

JOHN: goodbye, rose. it makes me happy to see you alive and well, even if only for a minute.

JOHN: i'm going to make sure i never have to watch you die again.

JOHN: sorry if that sounds morbid and confusing, but... yeah.

JOHN: and if you see her around, say hello to roxy for me!

JOHN: haha, oh yeah. hey terezi.

JOHN: i feel like this is some big joke you are in on too.

JOHN: but you probably don't have the slightest clue what's going on, do you?

JOHN: maybe it's better that way, heh.

JOHN: anyway, the plan is going perfectly so far. ;)

JOHN: (i just winked.)

JOHN: so yeah, time to go get that ring.

JOHN: i don't know what's going to happen to you all once i change stuff...

JOHN: maybe you'll stop existing? i don't have a damn clue, to be honest.

JOHN: but just so you know, you will always keep existing in my heart.

JOHN: bye!

[the-firebird69]

Portcullis House

Portcullis House

+44 20 7219 3000

And it's true that the sword in the Stone is held there buy something and what it is is below and yeah it's a monster is a trick you see we know about those tricks you know a lot of them and his clan was starting to find out a ton of them and mine and they're regaining them and had info and Intel all over the place and you sit in places like that house up in Calgary and his cave in Goonies

Hera Zues

Ohh boy

Mac

What the hell are we doing here we should kidnap him and aggregate but then again I can't do that because I'm an ex-con I escaped

Trump

I sure wanted here in town and they're going after you and your men now if you haven't noticed you ignoring puts

Thor

feel it all in time in the world to think about you and we don't want to think about you at all because you're disgusting vermin we hate you and what a loser 50 infractions so the same thing and about 120 more what a piece of s*** all day long you're harassing that's all you did all day no wonder you have nothing

Freya

I do what I want but that's ridiculous I haven't got anything from it

Trump

You're an airhead we're knocking you apart for it and we tell you they're knocking apart for it and they tell you everybody's hitting you and they're telling you to leave them alone and you won't stop and you can't figure it out

Mac

I sort of get something what I'm doing is wrong and I've been doing it for a while I'm getting my ass kicked and I keep doing it well it's code and I send it out and there to follow the code

Trump

You know what's code and we intercept your people just like you says they do and they do too all the time every single time you keep issuing it and pretty soon you're going to be teeny we're going after you in like 1000 different ways cuz you're such a putz in a f****** loser I shut your mouth shut the f****** and get out of town or your dead meat

Mac

No I won't and he took things from me

Trump

What. Does he hvokputz

Mac

Okay I lied it's doing absolutely nothing except kicking my ass and I can't even see it so I'll probably be gone

Trump

We are kicking your ass if you come near me and get in a fight you're going to die and you have died and fights with me and your son has died and fights with me and I'm taking all your stuff and you can't tell at all that you die when you get in trouble with me what the f*** is wrong with you you're such a stupid person you want to be executed wherever you are that's insanely stupid this is a track everyone is killing you when you come near me and bother me and you can't figure it out everybody else knows they're taking your stuff that's why it's happening stupid piece of s*** you're such a piece of s*** you God damn piece of s***

Zues Hera

You people are morons YouTube You're complete morons there's no point in talking to you just like you said you like these dogs are real stupid you're as smart as a f****** dog we're going to put you down he's been demanding it cuz you're so dumb and now I see it's true

Thor Freya

I'm putting the call I've got to get rid of you you talking about everything cuz you're stupid you're a massive League no matter what's happening

Mac

Why don't you just say I'm out rather than go through this whole rigmarole

Trump

Look he knows what the ring and roll is for is to drag you around kill you stupid f****** a****** plus you're forcing us to do it to you on top of us doing it already

Mac

I sort of get this I'm getting the s*** kicked out of me and don't know it I don't respect it either it seems dumb so I have to look anyways

Trump

Thanks for letting snow stupid we have to stop you from looking into it and they do too

Mac

It's true we can't let him know what's happening to him now we're going to go after much harder

Thor Freya