#I'm gonna be writing more vaderkin selfcest

[jasontoddiefor]

The time travel threesome comment made me think of the Imperial Consort Anakin au. Even if that verse is less cracky that the 'Emperor Skywalker Conspiracy' one, the 'op' of the theory exists in 'everybody sins in their own way sins' too, and made a similar post after Vader's coup, and literally his next post is the Monkey puppet looking away meme with the comment 'when you create a completely bonkers theory cut from whole cloth for yourself and your 16 followers, go to sleep, and wake up (1/2)

to the new Emperor doing THAT in live holobroadcast' with the tags #in others news I am disappearing myself before the ISB does #at least we all know how Darth Vader looks like #from a certain point of view #oh god i can't imagine what Luke Skywalker must be feeling like right now. It has 7 million notes. The previous post had 17 billion notes and growing. (2/2) 

Listen, there is just no way you can introduce Anakin Skywalker to the OT time line in which the holonet matters without causing some sort of confused breakdown and I, personally, think that’s hilarious

If not also tragic. There were no news of what happened to Skywalker, none of his death (or Kenobi’s) and hell, maybe Rebel-aligned people had some hope until Luke Skywalker showed up, proving Kenobi-and-Skywalker were dead, Maybe you bring up some crack theories, make jokes and then suddenly, there he is again, no longer Jedi General, but Imperial Consort. Sure sends a message.