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#I'm right around christmas
canisalbus · 9 months
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Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.
Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.
But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.
The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.
(^insane about silly catholic dogs)
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a-confused-dragon · 10 months
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I'm workin' on part 2 of the icon pack and I'm so happy with my firefox design!!
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theflyingfeeling · 8 months
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Bobby the miniature dachshund turns 2 today. thought y'all should know 🤲💝
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lovecolibri · 10 months
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Oh I am *cackling* at the producers trying to claim the show was driven by Loki and Sylvie's relationship when she refused to lift a finger to help multiple times (while platonic bestie Mobius was living out romcom moments by the dozen with Loki), and honestly they could have not had her in the season at all and barely anything would change. Like, I don't like that ship but it's still SO deeply disrespectful to give them NOTHING on screen all season while giving all the cute classically shippy moments to Lokius, and then come out after and claim it was some grand, sweeping romance and also there was nothing intentional about giving all the shippy stuff to Lokius. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Also, as I said in some tags, the "we can't get into Loki's head" like is just....peek absurdity. My brother in Christ, YOU'RE the writers! This character has been in the MCU for like, 14 years, played by Hiddleston who is *obsessed* with Loki. Getting into Loki's head should have been a cake walk! And even if it wasn't, IT'S LITERALLY YOUR JOB TO GET IN THE CHARACTER'S HEAD. Maybe this is why shows are so shitty? Instead of letting the characters drive the plot by getting into their heads and making choices from that perspective, showrunners instead twist the characters into a storyline.
ANYWAY.
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Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20′s Neverafter episode 4
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sketchysketchiness · 2 months
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Cindy Lou Who!
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caterpillarinacave · 5 months
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i have. such strong feelings. very specifically about Matthew Fairchild, his little sister, and both of their dogs.
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hestiasroom · 9 months
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does anyone else's mom think they are "mean" for having boundaries? or is that just my mom?
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wishuponroses · 10 months
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This is a really weird favor to ask, but... is anyone willing to help psyche me up for this week?
As I've said in the past, I'm hoping to look at a house. Well, I just may finally see it next weekend.
I'm really nervous. I constantly think about the bills I'll have to pay at the end of the month. I mean... I already pay a couple as it is, but at the same time... my coworker is starting to plant doubts in my head about owning a house. My father and his girlfriend keep questioning if I'm ready, and would prefer if I did rent.
However.
I will be getting money back. I will be able to have another cat, and possibly a dog in the future. I'm excited to learn to live more independently. I could actually have people over for a change, and my own space. My own CAR PORT. Not worrying about my brother stealing the food that I've paid for. Comfortably living... as myself. Taking this opportunity to get out of my comfort zone.
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robinsnest2111 · 1 year
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just saw a recipe video for a cake that looks just like a cake my late grandma used to make and now I got tears streaming down my face oops
#like. she died so suddenly and with the whole inheritance and oops my uncle is an evil bastard actually fiasco#and my parents never having the time to visit more than twice a year i never got to ask her for her recipes#ever since her death i thought i'd never get to taste or see that cake again#BUT HERE IT IS RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. WITH A RECIPE DETAILING HOW TO DO IT. WHAT#i think i never really worked through her passing away. i'm still crying...#screw difficult family dynamics and situations that made it almost impossible to bond with relatives fr#all i have is that idealised image of her during the holidays. cooking up a storm in the kitchen#making delicious food. organising the easter egg hunt around the garden for us kids#decorating the christmas tree and preparing little treat platters with chocolate and clementines for us kids...#man i miss her.... wish i could've spent more time with her... talked about knitting and sewing and cooking#and growing plants and veggies. she used to have a greenhouse in the back garden. her tomatoes were the best#all the different shades of red orange and yellow. some even green!#i can almost taste them...#damn... i miss her so much... i also miss my early childhood. when it was just me and my cousin and her and grandpa#when they'd babysit us over the weekend. the walk to the little village bakery down the main road. the handmade sweet raisin bread...#the chocolates my grandma used to have around the house with the adorable kittens on the box...#really missing my grandma tonight...
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opalsiren · 9 months
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god today was fucking rough. i'm proud of myself for getting through it but like. jesus christ
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unityrain24 · 9 months
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is tumblr stealing my information SPECIFICALLY so they can attempt to trigger me
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tcfkag · 10 months
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I officially have a problem....
A clip-on earring problem! I can't stop buying them, especially since I've found a brand that has these really great clips that look so much like "real" pierced earrings and they have some really fantastic statement earrings. I have to figure out where I can buy the clips on their own because I just inherited my Mom's *extensive* jewelry collection (I come by my jewelry magpie tendencies AND my taste in jewelry honestly). But, I picked out a few earrings tonight that I know will go well with a few of Mom's necklaces that I especially love so I can start wearing them together now.
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imwritesometimes · 1 year
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sitting down last night and realizing like lmao shit went super rough in December and then just... never got better like no wonder I've been white knuckling it through mental health crisis after mental health crisis ✌️🥴
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kagrenacs · 2 years
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I forgot it’s almost lefse season. let’s butter this bitch up
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becca-alexa · 1 year
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✨personal so read if you want to✨
the people in my immediate circle all think i'm crazy for saying i'd want to be in a relationship for 2-3 years before talking about marriage and i think they're all insane for it but then i remember the average time from strangers to married for them is around 6 months
#becca.txt#legit do not think any of their relationships went on for longer than a year before marriage#my bestie went from absolute strangers to married in 4 months#they're adorable together but FOUR MONTHS???wild#they met around christmas and their wedding was in april - they just had their 1st anniversary and their baby's due next month#that's what happens when you're latina and religious i guess#not me thinking that 30s+ is a good age to marry and have kids and everybody thinking i'm insane 👀#don't even get me started on HAVING kids -- nobody wants to hear that i can't conceive naturally they all say to stay hopeful!...#there's still a chance!you can do it!like y'all i got stage 4 endometriosis that's taken over both my ovaries i ain't having no kids 😂#honestly i've said this before and i'll say it again - if i'm to have a marriage like some of them i'd rather stay single#i think only my bestie has a TRULY happy and functional marriage#i love her for it and her husband's an angel on earth -- everyone else's marriage is a literal dumpster fire#like my dudes if you're doing relationship counseling WHILE DATING then do premarital AND post marital couseling...#why get married???? like i am the biggest supporter of utilizing mental health services but something's not right there#and don't even get me started on how YOUNG they marry or how religious folk play round robin with each other til someone sticks#god forbid you tell anyone you don't want to get married in general or GASP!you marry a non-believer#everybody always talks shit about “missional dating” and how you can't do it!!but like... everybody does it#literally everybody#it's not a big deal#just because we're the same denomination doesn't automatically make you a decent person#and the opposite is true - just because we don't believe the same things doesn't make you a hellbound pagan#it's just frustrating y'know???idk if anybody will relate to this but i am so ready to just... do my faith on my own terms#so sick of people i've known all my life looking at me like i'm sick or something bc i'm 26 and still single#by this point if anybody in that circle tries to set me up with a guy it's an automatic aversion#not one man they've ever introduced to me is worth the light of day - and i'm not being rude#like buddy you're 30+ still living at home no job no career no education no ambitions....but he's christian tho!!#yeah sure but he's still trash#i want a partner not a baby imma have to support#just me rambling about things nobody want to hear but i gotta put this out somewhere or else i'll implode
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