#IM BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS BTW

[orpheuslament]

i <3 fanfiction that explores the fact that will deadass left his wife & son for a cannibal i <3 cheating

[hollypies]

HEY YOU !! YEAH, YOU!!!

CONSIDERING A TOTK REPLAY BUT DONT WANT TO BOTHER WITH THE LONG SHRINE PUZZLES??

HERES TWO TRICKS THAT CAN AND WILL SKIP MOST SHRINES

TRICK NUMBER ONE!!!!

Rocket shield!! Rockets can be found around Hyrule, but if you want a quick and easy rocket dispenser simply go to the West Hebra Sky Archipelago Island. The tool dispenser there gives Flame emitters, Portable Pots, Time Bombs, and ROCKETS. Before entering a shrine simply dispense the Rockets [three is a pretty safe number] and attach to your shield. Please note that most shrines will have a ceiling that ends before your rocket is done flinging you in the air, so use the Paraglider to stop right before you hit the ceiling!

Rocket Sheild does not skip all puzzles, but it does skip most. Remember that you can't dispense Zonai devices inside the shrine !!! Attach rocket before you go in!

TRICK NUMBER TWO

THROW A FUCKING BOMB AT PRESSURE PLATE 👍!!! This sounds super silly but it does work!!! Note that it ONLY WORKS ON CIRCULAR PRESSURE PLATES. Bomb flowers are easily found in caves and in the depths around big trees or rocks. You can also buy them at Gerudo Town and Tarrey Town. Simply attach to an arrow or throw at the CIRCULAR pressure plate. Does not work on the square ones ! You no longer need to use Big Ball to activate.

IF IT IS YOUR FIRST PLAYTHROUGH IT IS BETTER TO DO PUZZLES LEGITIMATELY. BUT FOR A QUICK EXIT OF SHRINE DO EITHER OF THESE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS DOES NOT WORK ON COMBAT SHRINES OR SHRINES WITH LOCKED DOORS.

[p33p33p00p00]

if you guys ever feel stupid please remember i keep saying “karkat from deltarune” when trying to talk about carcass from cry of fear.

[emotionally-blunt-soldier]

yet another ooc post, sorry

hey everyone!

yeah im doing pretty bad mentally right now just to let you peoples know.

theres a set of feelings ive been getting at night (freaking out, wanting to kill things, and just overall panic)

im sorry if anything i say comes out as such because right now im trying to keep it in.

im scared.

i apparently need to reach out.

i dont know what to do.

[scaredstupid]

(me voice) to be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand the comedy stylings of fozzie bear

[riverrcottage]

I think most of whats wrong with me can be traced back to my dad being best friends with a jaggalo who sells human bones (no joke) who got us perma kicked from tigers games

[thebewilderer]

I'm almost finished* with my current project!

*read: almost out of thread on the bobbins because I don't have a plan for the lace and thus don't have a planned stopping point for length

(pattern is a modified-by-me version of this Framed Rose Ground)

And I'm super excited to start the next one!

(pattern is this Roman Maze)

It's probably way too advanced for my skill level, as I really haven't made many pieces before (the pattern in the first picture twice, a bookmark piece with spiders and Torchon ground, a bookmark with Torchon ground and one diamond of cloth stitch, and then another bookmark piece of just Torchon ground).

I've also never done a mat of any sort before, or worked with gimps at all, which this pattern has a frankly ridiculous amount of.

But I've learned that doing pieces I'm already capable of is incredibly boring for me. The first piece that I did was just Torchon ground with twisted footside, and it was so boring and unchallenging (and also looked like I could crochet it in minutes) that I almost gave up lace making as soon as I started.

So I've figured that the best way to keep my own interest is to jump headfirst into the deep end and flounder until I figure out how to swim!

That said, if anyone has any advice on gimps (do you really not secure them to the rest of the lace? do you really just rely on the surrounding twists to hold them in place??! that seems insanely tenuous!), it's more than welcome!

[puppyeared]

man ok so you know the spiciness scale on menus that show you how spicy a dish is so you can order based on your tolerance. can we have that for sauces too please

[outer-edges]

AND WHAT IF I WANT TO QUIT FIC WRITING ALL TOGETHER AND RE-ENTER MY MINECRAFT ERA AND SPEND TEN HOURS A DAY DIGGING IN VIRTUAL DIRT AGAIN. WHAT THEN PEOPLE. WHAT THEN?!?!?

[syn4k]

ao3:

me, who has been writing directly into the site for the past three years and hasn't kept backups of any of my drafts ANYWHERE:

did someone say something?

[britneyshakespeare]

i had a really weird interaction on youtube the other week. i commented on a short tv clip of someone gay doing something funny a few years ago and i said smth sweet and generic like “oh wow that’s cute i love him” and it became a top comment so sometimes i still get notifications of ppl liking or replying to it. 

but for some reason, you know how faceless people on the internet will say their most shallow and judgmental thoughts to a real person like it’s not the rudest thing you can do? yeah that happened. i had left the most impersonal, inoffensive comment in the world but someone responded to me “just admit you’re only entertained bc he’s obviously gay and you project your lack of a personality onto that”

and i was just like. honestly shocked. like what? you literally don’t know me at all. i didnt even say I WAS GAY in the comment or anything about being gay it was LITERALLY just a tv clip i thought was funny and cute. but this angry homophobe who clearly just hates to see queer ppl have fun and make jokes on the internet made it *my* problem...

and like first of all i don’t do that. i don’t just identify w everyone i come across who is queer and funny and root for them for that reason alone. the only person i project my lack of personality onto is dave davies... ok... chill out that’s not what i watch jeopardy for, that’s why i listen to the kinks

[bluedblue62]

I love reading fanfic and having to stop and Google a word mid sex scene

[evenstarfalls]

Girl help my professor is making me do a fancast

[ahkmenrah]

too busy thinking about having lesbian sex to feel pain anymore

[lefkki]

7 months vs 7 years :')

[pepprs]

the bull smashing plates in my brain right now.