#IM SORRY THAT. WAS SO FAST FROM YOU ANON OHMYGOD I JUST HIT POST

[cryingforcrocodiles]

prev anon is definitely sugar coating things lmaoo george is most definitely a tory and gives off politician vibes every time he speaks. he didn’t help lewis with the experiments and data collection that was happening last year so lewis was finishing p15 every race whilst he got to get his first race win. now that the team is even between them both, he seems to request team orders whenever he wants, but when the team tries to order him to favour lewis he starts finding 12 million different ways of how to say no/delay helping 😭 idk he’s not terrible but he seems quite selfish

OH OKAY. UHHHH !! TYSM FOR *MORE* KNOWLEDGE ON F1 MAN! I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT AND THOUGHT!

[zeonghan]

AAAHHH ANON!!! THIS IS!! TOO SEXUAL!!

lmao let’s do it

S. Coups

daddy is gonna nut 

he would b very shook at first real life mr krabs and then gradually he’d turn into a red hot mush he can’t even talk

OR when you start dancing he’s like oohhyeaahh but then you do a step wrong and he’s like hUH gets up himself and 1ups u rip. now u r the mushy hot mess how the tables have TURNED SON

tbh afterwards it wouldn’t be a big deal

i have been SAVING THIS GIF for a request like this lmaooooo i plan ahead B)

Jeonghan

would do his coil little smile u this little shit probably films it 

sometimes he adds the song to a playlist twice when you guys are alone “lets have fun and dance jagiya!11!!1!! oh wow! playboy by exo is playing!!!”

lowkey would brag about it to the boys bc lets be real he’s that kind of guy. but only to scoups and joshua bc the others are too young for SEXUAL CONTENT.

rip joshua and seungcheol. when they compliment u jeonghan gets mad, when they say they r uncomfortable jeonghan gets mad, when they dont comment at all jeonghan gETS MAD its a catch 22

Joshua

i know that most people depict him as this holy catholic Jisoos but like! he is a boy! who would really really like! his girlfriend to! dance to playboy by exo! more often!

has a really big grin on this face and probably sings or claps along omgthismarshmallow 

but like one time it played in the car when you guys were w the other boys and they have never seen joshua move so fast to literally slam down on the radio button lmao you weren’t even doing anything but now this song makes him feel a certain way

has daydreams about it

Jun

has no idea what’s happening? doesn’t even know that it’s playboy by exo? because he’s too busy looking at u :’)

he’s just watching at the start and then his pants get tight and he gets up to pin you against the wall and that’s all folks this is not an nsfw post no no but lowkey would feel you up and get really hot and bothered. do you guys have sex? probably

sexy dances all the time no, sexy dancing is your thing u guys r unstoppable no one wants to hang out with you guys anymore

but dont worry yall aint ott with the whole dirty dancing classy on the streets, nasty in the sheets

Hoshi

he’s actually so pure he would make the :o face and then he would make the face he makes when he watches other idols perform - you know the one

blushes a lot and probably wants to ask you to stop but it’s lowkey not even a sexy dance and he double thinks and then comes to a conclusion that he’s just a pervert like rip hoshi 2kSVT

he wouldn’t tell anyone about it bless his heart

next time you guys are hyped and dancing he’d probably play a shinee song and hope u dance to it the way you do to exo

Wonwoo

leaves the room but comes back but goes to the bathroom and doesn’t come out for a very long time lmao

when he’s back your dancing to a different song but still dancing so he puts it back to playboy and youre like what ??? but this boy is like shrugshrug idk i like the song shrugshrugshrug

but youre tired so you take a seat and he’s lowkey salty that you’re not dancing

because he really wants to see it again but he doesn’t wanna seem like that guy so he holds it in and sheds a tear

Woozi

stares the whole time kinda shamelessly but then when it’s over he looks away to hide his blush because he is a child inside

he probably swears a lot under his breath because he doesn’t want think of having sex w you bc he’s similar to wonwoo in the sense that he doesn’t want to seem like that guy

deletes playboy from his phone afterwards but then changes his mind and puts it back

considers writing a song with a similar mood because he is now digging this concept self-consciencely

DK

sunshine that doesn’t hide his emotions like thank god we have one son who can express his emotions shamelessly

ur number one fan “wooo!!1 shake it!! that’s it! you got this!! damn gguurrrlll!!!”

sings along to it but in an exaggerated hyper way although sometimes he’ll sing it in ways that make u melt while your dancing literally turns into some kind of angry memeing cause both of you are hyping each other up rip ur neighbours they just want one quiet night

the boys are scared to ride the same car as you two justin case playboy starts playing and that says a lot more than words can

Mingyu

you don’t know what you’re doing to him

he’s so excited like omg he’s the same as joshua as in he just wants you to sexy dance sometimes and he claps along

watches open mouthed but also a bit sheepishl. loves that it makes him feel scandalous lol

that one time someone actually walked in mingyu started screaming and standing and it literally scared the shit out of everyone because he’s a walking lamp post. really embarrassed about it and probably scarred and never wants to hear playboy again

been saving this gif too

Minghao

rip minghao doesn’t know what hit him so he is in total shock mode this is not a drill you don’t even notice he’s in shock mode

My Story: My Girlfriend Was A Sexy Dancer In Her Previous Life???

im sorry but i cant see minghao 100% enjoying it because he’s pure and tries to hide behind something, like he’d catch himself enjoying it and just be like ohmygod i have lost touch with Jisoos (im sorry its just such a spendable joke)

jun probably tells him its okay to like it bc u look hot and minghao becomes thughao like bro thats my girl you cant say shes hot u pervert

that camera is the something he hides behind lmao

Seungkwan

like DK but toned down because he would be half terrified

not because it’s too sexy or he’s too turnt but that he immediately thinks HOW DO I TOP THAT because divaboo is just as sexy as u and can sing the song a whole octave higher

when he joins in you don’t laugh, i mean you laugh but in a relaly good way that makes him happy and it makes him like youu 100x more because you don’t judge him and you get his humour and at the same time you make him feel happy

hhhhhhhh i just want him to be happy and loved

Vernon

kinda like minghao he doesn’t know what to do

might started uncontrollably smiling because he’s kind of flustered and kind of happy and kind of embarrassed

mouths the lyrics to the song and doesn’t take his eyes off you + maybe films it

uses the video he filmed of you to make a lit edit and you’re waiting to see it but it’s a crack video because we can’t trust this meme i can’t trust him you shouldn’t trust him - with videos of you dancing that is

Dino

this might count as nsfw so i won’t do him lmao

but im a shit so i’ll leave this because i can really see him saying this “oh my god, waaa, that’s my girl”

lmao is this nsfw? no it’s not. but is it? should just leave thesse to mod velvet lmao

mod kimchi!!