#Icycoldninja shitpost

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You can call me a simp, but Vergil's smile is gorgeous.

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Fans: "Oh, V's so cute, he's so gorgeous and hot, such a soft emo boy, I love him so much omggggg I'd totally let him impregnate meeeeee😭😭😭😭"

V:

Pics pulled from Pinterest except first one, that's from @v-existing-archive header

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V looks like Donkey when he smiles.

Don't believe me? Behold, proof.

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Revenge is like ice cream, it's sweet and best served cold.

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Frying pans are just like knives. They're weapons you cook with.

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Is it me or does Gus from FF7 Rebirth look a lot like reboot Dante?

It might just be me desperately trying to connect the dots, the hair, general face shape, and some of the clothes are very similar.

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Dante gives me more dad vibes than Vergil does and Vergil's the actual dad.

Vergil's more like the gay uncle you only see at family reunions.

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Idia looks like Midnight

OK so I was scrolling through YouTube and got recommended a clip of Idia Shroud from Twisted Wonderland, and after staring at him for a few seconds, realized he looked incredibly familiar but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

Brushing it off as deja vu, which I get quite often, I returned to Tumblr and browsed through #Fairy Tail until I saw a picture of Midnight. (aka Macbeth)

That was when I made the realization.

Idia looks a lot like a blue-haired, yellow-eyed Midnight.

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I don't care how many times I've said this already, but V's lips really do look like a baboon's butt, big, puffy, and pink.

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How to make a boring day sound interesting.

Have you ever been asked "how was your day" but don't have anything interesting to tell them? I mean, how exciting is telling anyone that all you did today was sit around on your couch watching memes and playing video games? Well, thankfully for you, I have a method for making boring days sound interesting so you have something cool to tell those who ask. Let's dive right in.

The key is to tell people what you did literally, that is, give no context. For example, let us say that today you played Metal Gear Rising and massacred a bunch of cyborgs. Instead of telling people that you played Metal Gear, tell them something like this: "Today, I maimed, then decapitated several men and tore out their brains, how was your day?" This not only gives others the impression that you are a force to be reckoned with, but also makes them conscious of what they did that day, making you appear more accomplished. This is best directed towards those who are heavily competitive or have a peer they wish to put down.

Alternatively, you could explain what you did in very complicated, often heavily scientific terms--the bigger and longer the words are, the harder they are to understand; most wouldn't bother trying to figure out their meaning, so others will assume that whatever you did was important. Here's an example.

"Today, I ignited a combination of carbon monoxide, formaldehyde, benzene and nitrogen dioxide, thus creating a chemical reaction that resulted in the Malliard Reaction within the product of a Gallus Gallus Domesticus, which enabled me to eat said product." (I fried an egg)

As one can probably deduce, the majority of these words are incredibly hard to pronounce in everyday speech, and therefore are best used in text.

In fact, this entire paragraph was a practical application of the aforementioned methods, as it all boils down to this: If you want to make boring stuff sound cool, use lots of fancy words and use as less context as possible.

Thank you for your time.

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GUYS I HAVE A THEORY

Spoilers for MGR story under the cut, as well as suggestive topics, warning ya just in case!

We know Raiden grew up in Liberia, being a small white guy among a bunch of Africans. Doesn't that remind you of a certain meme?

Y'all ever wonder maybe, just maybe, Raiden got the BBC treatment and that's why he's such a twink? Just saying.