#Ja'Crispy

[jacrispyismyreligion]

Me when I try to act normal out and about among the humans.

[herrfivehead]

SO MUCH ORANGE!

SPECKS OF WHITE ALL ABOUT!

DARK, LIGHT, DARK--

REALLY SOMETHING ELSE!

...YOU EVER GO TO THE GUGGENHEIM?

.............*nods*

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

[whoscraigmurray]

Drunk Sal #1

[logrollingdownhill]

a particularly stressed out little man

[reaganrizzley]

I'm watching impractical jokers rn and my favorite thing is when Sal laughs so hard he just falls overs

[avoarte]

oh by the way fun fact i did some artwork for the nice show for weenies comic once . it was fun

[jacrispyismyreligion]

“I put my hand in your shirt...” 

[asaprockythecreator]

Iconic

[donnahaditcoming]

im late to everything

[jacrispyismyreligion]

Sal Vulcano with his mom Adelaide Diaz at an early Impractical Jokers event.

[jacrispyismyreligion]

These two.

Uber Cam

[herrfivehead]

masterlist of punishments that don’t give the viewer too much secondhand embarrassment: sal edition

[keep in mind that because the nature of these punishments can be deemed disgusting or even painful, they still might make you physically recoil]

holding dog shit in his hand

bad haircut (4-way punishment)

digging through elephant shit to get his keys

whacked in the legs by a 5th grader every time they miss a basketball shot (double punishment)

looking for his cell phone on a trash barge

forced to jump off a waterfall if he can’t answer q’s trivia correctly (triple punishment)

navigating a corn maze

stuck on a ski lift (double punishment)

stowing away in a “stranger’s” trunk

getting a tattoo of joe’s choice (triple punishment)

forced to watch murr legally marry his sister

stuck on an elevator

target practice for professional hockey players (double punishment)

trapped in a bathroom

tightrope walking attempt (live show)

dressed as a bog monster

going through a haunted house

jumping off a helicopter into a lake (double punishment)

tricked into thinking he’s in trouble with homeland security

helping a cow give birth

scary virtual reality game

being deliberately annoyed by child actor

climbing a high ladder to save a “cat” from a tree (triple punishment)

strapped to the floor of a warehouse and getting cats put on top of him

forced to rub people’s feet

posing as a pirate for a children’s event

running from zombies in a sewer

[whoscraigmurray]

Impractical Jokers meme: [2/3] friendships

Sal & Murr

[karasflowers]

trans man legally changing his name to ja'crispy

[donnahaditcoming]

while i was making this i stared at it so long it started to look like a proud father and his son that aspires to be just like him

[narutobutitscanon]

tsunade, probably: i voted for cactus, but nobody cares what this old lesbian thinks --- hidan, giving directions: up your ass and to the left --- shizune bursting into tsunade's office: THERE'S A ROGUE HETEROSEXUAL LOOSE IN THE BUILDING --- kakashi, coming up with an excuse to leave early somewhere: i have to call a white guy names ja'crispy --- tobi: who's a bitch gotta kiss to get a cream soda? --- these are just a bunch of impractical jokers quotes lmao

This is like another language and man teach me to speak it