#Jess Cleese

[phytochorion]

Jess

Name: Jesse Cleese

Pronouns: He/Him

Order Represented: Zygopteridales

Age: Tournaisian, Early Carboniferous

Height: 4.7 centimetres

Eye colour: Blue

Magical Proclivity: Wind

Spells: Mesmerising Maelstrom, Twining Tendrils

Petite, slim and effeminate, Jesse is regularly mistaken for a girl, not helped by his ladylike dress sense and shortening of his name to Jess. He seems to have no problem with others misjudging his gender, but if asked, he'll confirm that he identifies as a guy.

The youngest of the Pioneers and skilled in wind magic. He owns a pair of wooden duelling pistols that he fashioned himself (through much trial and error), and which use a build-up of air pressure to fire explosive seeds as a defence. He's smart and acerbic with little patience for formality, and is often trusted with reconnaissance and guard duty by Jake & Joe when they scout out new territory. His own ferns grow in a tall and tree-like habitat and provide great shelter for their base of operations.

[corneliastreethq]

.*･｡ﾟ ━ accepted ! welcome to cornelia street , clara sawyer & diane cleese. please sign and return your lease within 24 hours. jesse james keitel & aisha dee as well as muse b in evermore/message in a bottle and muse a in the man are now taken.

*･｡ﾟ ━ ( jesse james keitel / trans woman / she/her/hers ) i think i just saw CLARA SAWYER on the subway.  the TWENTY-NINE year old FIRE CAPTAIN has been living on cornelia street for ONE YEAR. Clara’s friends know her to be dedicated, resilient, and kind , but she has a reputation on cornelia street for being nosy, overprotective, and insecure. when i see clara , i can’t help but think of a fire fighter helmet, the giggle of a three year old and a wedding picture in a broken frame !  in  fact , i sometimes i think i hear EVERMORE and MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE when i see her walk by- ( s / 25 / they/them / gmt +1 ) 

*･｡ﾟ ━ ( aisha dee / cis woman / she/her/hers ) i think i just saw DIANE CLEESE on the subway.  the THIRTY-ONE year old CEO has been living on cornelia street for FIVE YEARS Diane’s friends know her to be bold, out-spoken, and creative , but she has a reputation on cornelia street for being secretive, guarded, and hot tempered. when i see diane , i can’t help but think of a the sound of tapping on a smartphone screen, a walk-in closet and three naked bodies wrapped in a bed sheet !  in  fact , i sometimes i think i hear THE MAN when i see her walk by- ( s / 25 / they/them / gmt +1 ) 

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With a resume spanning nearly thirty years, Graham’s got a REP!! This post got long REAL fast as you factor in he’s been spotted in (by my best count) 137 television episodes! He’s no stranger to film either and now a fan fave in more than one fandom. He’s the only actor to have worked with Sylvester Stallone in films as both Rocky AND Rambo. Take a peek!!

Return to Treasure Island (TV Mini Series, 1986): Ned: S1E2 - Mutiny

Highlander (TV Series, 1996): Charlie Tarvise: S4E21 - Judgement Day

Casualty (TV, 1998): Gerry Talbot, 5eps: S13E10 Clip (Graham @ 7:01), Two / S13E18  Clip (Graham @ 8:34), Two (Graham scenes @ 5:01 & 6:12), Three (Graham AND Tobias Menzies @ 7:43), Four (Graham & Tobias @ 4:56, again @ 7:28), Five (Graham @ 8:14) / S14E1: Clip (Graham @ 7:44 & 8:23), Two (graham @ 4:35 & 5:57) / S14E3: Clip (Graham @ 7:42), Two (Graham @ 9:00), Three  / S14E6 : Clip (Graham @ 1:28 & 4:47, 5:43, 7:10), Two (Graham @ 2:54, 4:51, 7:19), Three (Graham @ 3:48, 6:15, 7:23, 8:16), Four (Graham @ Beginning, 0:36, 1:09, 1:48, 2:40 )

Red Dwarf (TV Series, 1999): Ackerman, 5eps: S8E3 - Back in the Red Pt3 / S8E5 - Krytie TV, Making of (Graham @ 7:46) / 30th Anniversary

Heartbeat (TV Series, 1999): Derek Flowers: S9E2 - Tricks of the Trade

Dinotopia (TV Series, 2002): Ajax: S1E3 - Handful of Dust

Rosemary & Thyme (TV Series, 2003): DI Taylor: S1E3 - Language of Flowers

Murder City (TV Series, 2004): Noel Fredericks, S1E4: Clip

Empire (TV Mini Series, 2005): General Rapax, 5eps: Episodes 1-3: Clip (Graham @ 1:58), Two (Graham @ 0:48), Three (Graham @ 3:19 & 4:28), Four (Graham @ 5:09), Five (Graham @ 2:38) // Episodes 5-6: One (Graham @ 4:39), Two (Graham @ 7:47), Three (Graham @ Beginning), Four, Death (Graham @ 3:27) // Watch Entire Series

Rome (TV Series, 2005): Urbo, 2 eps: S1E9 Clip 

The Bill (TV Series, 2005-6): Pete Larson, 6eps: S21E68 - The Boys Are Back in Town / S21E72 - The Scapegoat / S21E85 -  A Mean Game Pt1 / S21E86  - A Mean Game Pt2 / S22E8 - Spirits / S22E20 Connections Pt2

Jekyll (TV Mini Series, 2007): Gavin Hardcastle, S1E6:  FanVid

NCIS (TV Series, 2007): Aleksei, S5E6: Fanvid (Graham @ 2:05)

Lost (TV Series, 2008): Sergeant, S4E5: Clip (Graham @ 0:38), Two (First 20 Seconds)

CSI Miami (TV Series, 2008): Mitch Davis, S6E16: Clip (Graham @ 0:21)

Pushing Daisies (TV Series, 2008): Hansel Von Getz, S2E3: Clip

24 (TV Series, 2010) Mikhail Novakovich, 7eps: S8E16: Promo, Full Ep (ReDubbed in French) / S8E17: Promo, Full Ep in French / S8E18: Promo, Full Ep / S8E19: Promo, Full Ep / S8E20: Promo, Full Ep (In French) / S8E21: Promo, Full Ep (In French) / S8E22: Promo, Full Ep (in French)

The Good Guys (TV Series, 2010): Dolph: S1E7 - Hunches & Heists

Outlander (TV Series, 2014-2020): Dougal MacKenzie / Buck MacKenzie, 19eps: See Master Post

Colony (TV Series, 2018): Andrew MacGregor, 3 eps: S3E3: Clip (Graham @ 0:57), Two (Graham @ 0:15), Three / S3E4: Clip, Two (Graham @ 0:19) / S3E5: Clip, Two (Graham @ 0:31), Three (Graham @ 0:29)

Lucifer (TV Series, 2019): Father Kinley, 6eps: S4E1 - Everything’s Okay / S4E2: Clip / S4E3: Clip, Two, Three / S4E7: Clip, Two / S4E9: Clip / S4E10: Clip // Jibland2019, Two, Three

Preacher (TV Series, 2016-9): The Saint of Killers / The Cowboy, 42 eps: TVGuide / KTLA5 // S2 Saint Promo, Two, Three // Premiere: AP //  S1 Trailer / S3 Intro / S4 Teaser, S4 Featurette // SDCC 2016: IGN, MTV, IMDb Q&A, Panel Part One & Two, AMC, TVLine, Vulture // SDCC 2017: EW, MTV, Panel - Saint Clip, Full Panel,  IMDb, TVLine // Clips: Saint Shoots Thru Planet / Jesse & Saint in Australia // S1E9 Finish the Song - Clip // S2E1 On the Road - BTS, Clip  / S2E2 Mumbai Sky Tower - BTS, Two - Clip / S2E4 Viktor - Deals w/ Satan / S2E5 Dallas - Viktor / S2E6 Sokosha - BTS, Jesse & Saint, “Get On Your Knees” / S2E12 On Your Knees - Returns / S2E13 The End of the Road - BTS // S3E7 Hitler - Trailer, Visits Hitler (Graham @ 2:11) / S3E10 The Light Above - Saint vs Satan, Meets w/ Satan, Sydney // S4E3 Deviant - Turtle Pie / S4E6 The Lost Apostle - Preview / S4E7 Messiahs / S4E8 Fear of the Lord / S4E9 Overture - Trailer, Saint vs God / S4E10 End of the World - Jesse vs Saint, Saint vs God

Men In Kilts (TV Series, 2019-): See Master Post

For Queen & Country (Film, 1988): Lieutenant: Full Movie (w/ a young Denzel Washington!)

Freedom Fighter (TV Movie, 1988): Guard: Full Movie

Erik the Viking (Film, 1989): Thangbrand, Etc: Full Movie (Starring: Mickey Rooney, Eartha Kitt, John Cleese, and fellow S1 Outlander Alum Tim McInnerny (Father Bain))

Macbeth (Film 1997): Banquo: Full Movie

Dot the I (Film, 2003): Detective #1: Trailer (No Graham) / BTS with Tom Hardy & Charlie Cox, JUST BECAUSE (No Graham)

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (Film 2003): Submarine Captain: Deleted Scene

Good Girl, Bad Girl (Film, 2006): Gromek: Trailer (Graham @ 0:35)

Rambo (Film, 2008): Lewis: Mercenaries Clip / Die for Something Clip / Collider Interview / Wellington Con Interview

Sisterhood (Film 2008): Martin: Trailer (Graham @ 1:29)

Secretariat (Film, 2010): Earl Jansen: Trailer (No Graham)

The Wicker Tree (Film, 2011): Sir Lachlan Morrison: Trailer / Full Movie / BTS / Clip

The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey (Film, 2012): Dwalin: Announcement Trailer, Trailer #1, Trailer #2, Trailer #3 / Full Movie // BTS, Two, Three, Four, Dwalin’s Chair, Mr Baggins, Graham Does Metalica, “Middle Earth” (Graham @ 0:56), “Windybeard” (Graham @ 0:10), Archery Training, Beard Envy / Dwarf Bootcamp // Clip, Two, Three, Four, The Fish, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven // Premiere

Note: I tried my best to get the numbered clips in the right movie’s category. I haven’t seen the films, so I may have misattributed some...

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (Film, 2013): Dwalin: Sneak Peek, Teaser, Trailer #1, Trailer #2, Trailer #3 / Full Movie / Berlin Premiere /  Clip, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six / Costumes

Plastic (Film, 2014): Steve Dawson: Trailer (Back of Graham’s head @ 1:03) / Premiere (Graham @ 4:42) / Full Movie

The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies (Film 2014): Dwalin: Teaser, Trailer #1, Trailer #2 // Full Film // Premiere, Two, Anglophile / Clip, Two, Three,  Four, Five, Six, /  Deleted Scene / SDCC 2014 Full Panel

Creed (Film 2015): Tommy Holiday: Interview / Trailer (No Graham) / Clip (Graham @ 1:36), Two (Graham @ 1:08), Three (Graham @ beginning & 1:15, 2:25)

The Finest Hours (Film, 2016): Frank Fauteaux: Trailer (Graham briefly in background @ 1:53), Trailer #2 (Graham @ 1:07), TV Spot (Graham @ 0:40) / Clip, Two / BTS (Graham @ 5:09 and on) / Full Movie

The Stolen (Film, 2017): Bully: Trailer (Graham @ 0:42)

Aquaman (Film 2018): King Atlan: Extended Trailer (Graham @ 2:09) / Clip, Two (Graham @ 0:39)

Stakeout (Film 2019): Ibrahim Kozlov: Trailer (Graham @ 1:20) / Full Film

Actors Talk About Themselves / TheCouchCast

iFit: New Zealand / Scotland

ComicCons:

2013: HobbitCon, Two, Singing, Closing Ceremony (Bonn, Germany) / DragonCon: “Dwalin”, Panel #1 Full, Panel #2 Full / SupernovaCon, Two, SeaFM Interview @ 2:39, Q&A // 2014: FantasyCon: Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Dwalin, Kickoff Panel, Dwarven BootCamp / Wales ComicCon // 2015: Cincinnati ComicExpo, Two / MTL ComicCon / LIGeek / RingCon (Outlander) One, Two // 2016: RingCon: “Dwalin, Gloin and Bombur - At Your Service”/ MegaCon Tampa Bay: Hobbit Panel / “Finding Your Inner Dwarf” / Welligeddon: “Dwarves Believe They’re Giants”, “That’s Not Creepy At All”, “Fish Scene”, “Dwalin”, “HobbitCon” / MotorCity ComicCon // 2017: SupernovaCon: Lightsaber Presentation / CollectiveCon // 2018: SideshowLIVE! / TheOneRing Interview  // 2019: GalaxyCon

Charities:

Breakfast for SickKids - FanExpo Canada 

Commercial

Ford Focus (2005): One & Two

Jaguar (2017)

Upcoming Projects:

This Guest of Summer (2021): Mallory: Welcome / Caitriona Balfe “Auditions” / Sideshow Live! / Twitter w/ Stephen Walters

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MBTI & Actors: NT, SP, SJ Types

See also: NF actors

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ENTP

Ben AFFLECK Riz AHMED Will ARNETT Alexandre ASTIER Edouard BAER Sacha BARON COHEN Jason BATEMAN Jack BLACK Carrie BROWNSTEIN Peter CAPALDI Steve CARELL Alain CHABAT John CLEESE Kieran CULKIN Macaulay CULKIN Whitney CUMMINGS Rob DELANEY Peter DINKLAGE Robert DOWNEY Jr. David DUCHOVNY Tina FEY Martin FREEMAN Zach GALIFIANAKIS Ilana GLAZER Jeff GOLDBLUM Hugh GRANT Kathy GRIFFIN Bill HADER Eddie IZZARD Anna KENDRICK John KRASINSKI Ashton KUTCHER Hugh LAURIE Téa LEONI Julia LOUIS-DREYFUS Jane LYNCH Seth MACFARLANE Gaten MATARAZZO Stephen MERCHANT Bill MURRAY Edward NORTON Bob ODENKIRK Simon PEGG Chelsea PERETTI Matthew PERRY Ryan REYNOLDS Seth ROGEN Dax SHEPARD Cole SPROUSE Emma THOMPSON Lily TOMLIN Alan TUDYK Taika WAITITI Christoph WALTZ

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INTP

Woody ALLEN Simon AMSTELL Fred ARMISEN Richard AYOADE Michael CERA Jemaine CLEMENT Jesse EISENBERG Hannah GADSBY Kate MCKINNON Tig NOTARO B.J. NOVAK Orelsan / Aurélien COTENTIN James SPADER Tilda SWINTON Zach WOODS

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ENTJ

Gillian ANDERSON Lauren BACALL Jean-Pierre BACRI Troian BELLISARIO Cate BLANCHETT Kate BOSWORTH Brian COX Jodie FOSTER Ricky GERVAIS Katharine HEPBURN Oscar ISAAC Bruce LEE Julianna MARGULIES Cynthia NIXON Arnold SCHWARZENEGGER Jerry SEINFELD Charlize THERON Kristin Scott THOMAS Orson WELLES

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INTJ

Penn BADGLEY Brady CORBET Stephen DILLANE Ben MCKENZIE Alan RICKMAN

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ESFP

Pamela ANDERSON Asia ARGENTO Drew BARRYMORE Jane BIRKIN Orlando BLOOM Kim BODNIA Cameron DIAZ Olivia COLMAN Adèle EXARCHOPOULOS Karen GILLAN Tiffany HADDISH Mark HAMILL Tom HARDY Taraji P. HENSON Tom HOLLAND Juliette LEWIS Lindsay LOHAN Natasha LYONNE Matthew MCCONAUGHEY Michael MCDOWELL Rose MCGOWAN Chloe Grace MORETZ Rita ORA Pedro PASCAL Busy PHILIPPS Chris PRATT Will SMITH Omar SY Wanda SYKES Elizabeth TAYLOR Sophie TURNER Jodie WHITTAKER Maisie WILLIAMS

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ISFP

Jacob ANDERSON Noah CENTINEO Timothée CHALAMET Marion COTILLARD Dane DEHAAN Benicio DEL TORO Johnny DEPP Adam DRIVER Dominic FIKE Charlotte GAINSBOURG Ryan GOSLING Kit HARINGTON Lauryn HILL Dakota JOHNSON Vicky KRIEPS Heath LEDGER Diego LUNA Rami MALEK Lee PACE Vanessa PARADIS Rob PATTINSON Luke PERRY Evan PETERS Brad PITT Sergei POLUNIN Norman REEDUS Keanu REEVES Mark RUFFALO Léa SEYDOUX Aaron TAYLOR-JOHNSON Liv TYLER Marine VACTH

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ESTP

AWKWAFINA Christian BALE Roseanne BARR Josh BROLIN Nikolaj COSTER-WALDAU Pete DAVIDSON Lea DELARIA Jean DUJARDIN Scott EASTWOOD Idris ELBA Michael FASSBENDER Jamie FOXX Whoopi GOLDBERG Woody HARRELSON Kevin HART Chris HEMSWORTH Charlie HUNNAM Samuel L. JACKSON Daniel KALUUYA Johnny KNOXVILLE Mila KUNIS Matt LEBLANC Jason MOMOA Eddie MURPHY Jack O’CONNELL Timothy OLYPHANT Michelle RODRIGUEZ Mickey ROURKE Adam SANDLER Miles TELLER Mark WAHLBERG Zendaya

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ISTP

Kevin BACON Jonathan BANKS Dave BAUTISTA Emory COHEN Daniel CRAIG Robert DE NIRO Jamie DORNAN Sam ELLIOTT Travis FIMMEL Harrison FORD Keir GILCHRIST Aidan GILLEN Rooney MARA Mads MIKKELSEN Aubrey PLAZA Jeremy RENNER Matthias SCHOENAERTS Michael SHANNON Lakeith STANFIELD Kristen STEWART Maura TIERNEY Christopher WALKEN Fionn WHITEHEAD Bruce WILLIS

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ESFJ

Jessica ALBA Jennifer ANISTON Millie Bobby BROWN Priyanka CHOPRA Zac EFRON Chris EVANS Jennifer GARNER Henry GOLDING Sarah JESSICA PARKER Minka KELLY Blake LIVELY Eva LONGORIA Jennifer LOPEZ Lori LOUGHLIN Lea MICHELE Shay MITCHELL Mandy MOORE Gwyneth PALTROW Madelaine PETSCH Olivia RODRIGO Kiernan SHIPKA Kerry WASHINGTON Kate WINSLET Reese WITHERSPOON

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ISFJ

Henry CAVILL Megan FOX Nick JONAS Nicole KIDMAN Tori SPELLING

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ISTJ

Clint EASTWOOD Tommy LEE JONES

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See also: NF actors

[ollieplimsolls]

cleese as archie ://

yuo literally cant fucking ask me this jess you literally can’t it’s a hate crime against me, a dumbass :(((((

[amused-geek]

My actor picks for a WIP.

After some serious soul searching I have come up with my top picks for actors in the film (or TV series) version of my book which does not even have a name yet. 

Simon Pegg as Jack Dent, Jack Dent, and Danny Jackson.

Nathan Fillion as Barry, Bad Barry, Detective Barry, etc..

Eileen Atkins as Jackie Denton (an old batty and female version of Jack).

Hugh Laurie as Doc Landreth, Sober Doc, Depressed Doc, etc..

Rowan Atkinson as the voice of Normal the cat (and variants).

Ricky Gervais as Dave Chippy, the worlds most creepy man

John Cleese as Santa, the bearded Hells Angel & Computer Expert

Sarah Millican as Lilly (Normal's owner)

I'm torn between Karen Gillan and Jenna Coleman as Suzie, the literal girl next door and voice of reason.

Lenora Crichlow as Jesse, the shy "housemate" of Suzie

I'm torn between Gemma Chan and Katie Leung as Hannah, the kick arse spy from another reality

Peter Kay as the Six Inch Devil (SID)

Eddie Izzard as Quookwubbler Juckbox

Luke Pasqualino as Zack, who never notices anything odd.

Tim Curry as Hugh, the badly made android

This all started because I woke up imagining Nathan Fillion starring in something I had written. Then because I had a strong lead actor in the role of Barry I needed someone that could stop Fillion stealing the show and in my mind cast Simon Pegg as Jack. I would love to see Pegg and Fillion bicker and bungle their way through the increasingly bizarre and dangerous worlds I set this story in.

I also happen to think that both Nathan Fillion and Simon Pegg bring the required level of geekiness to the role. Both characters are utterly geeky and the actors have both shown they can make that work while also being funny.

Update: If I cannot have Nathan Fillion I would be just as delighted with @wilwheaton who, IMHO, would also make an amazing Barry and has both the geek and acting chops for the role. In fact, screw Fillion as Barry - I have a villain he can play - I want to see Simon Pegg and Wil Wheaton bring my book to life.

As a side note, I creased up laughing when I realised that Eileen Atkins could play an older female Simon Pegg. I'm not 100% certain that she is the perfect Jackie Denton (Squeeble Detective) but at least this casting choice would give the casting director a starting point. Whoever they pick, she'd have to carry a scene alone as Jackie Denton is a character written with the idea of a stand-alone novel or series of her own. That or Simon Pegg in drag which works too.

I needed an actor for Doc that could match the two boys for screen dominance. That led me to Hugh Laurie as the various Doc Landreth characters. We've already seen what he can do with House, and we know the actor can handle his comedy. I would pay good money to see Hugh Laurie being amusingly rude to Simon Pegg and Nathan Fillion. Add the voice of Rowan Atkinson to the mix and they would turn things up to eleven.

The hardest character to cast was Dave Chippy. Chippy has to hold his own but needs an actor that can handle comedy and has the chops to make a character truly unpleasant and creepy. Ricky Gervais may be the man for this. He has shown that he can pull off "character oblivious to everyone's true opinion of him".

Peter Kay would kill it as (at least the voice of) the Six Inch Devil. I can think of no better way to bring out the comedy of this character than Kay.

John Cleese would have the chops to make every moment with Santa memorable despite the presence of some acting giants with more lines. You will have to trust me when I say, Cleese as Santa would make you wet yourself laughing.

With Cleese in that role, I now want to put Santa and Juckbox in a scene together because Cleese vs Izzard would blow the roof off.

This is where I started to get a little less sure. Suzie is a character that holds things together and compels a cast of characters that are either feckless or too distracted towards moral choices. Given the sci-fi nature of the setting, I wanted a Doctor Who actress and could not make up my mind between Karen Gillan and Jenna Coleman.

I had a similar struggle trying to make up my mind for Hannah. Gemma Chan and Katie Leung both seem to be a good fit for the character.

I had no such problems casting Jesse. Lenora Crichlow would nail it, I have no doubt. As of this draft, Jesse is a character that needs a strong actor to fully realise the character. There's still time to fix the way she is written but Lenora Crichlow would still be amazing.

As for casting Zack, I must confess I chose Luke Pasqualino because he just looks like how I picture the guy.

Likewise, my casting of Tim Curry as Hugh is mostly because I'd be fascinated as to what the man would do with the character. The casting director might have other ideas. I just think Tim Curry is great.

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Friday, March 23, 2018 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

NEW TO CRAVE/NETFLIX CANADA: THE TRUTH IS IN THE STARS (CRAVETV) ALEXA & KATIE (SEASON 1) (NETFLIX CANADA) DINOTRUX SUPERCHARGED (SEASON 2) (NETFLIX CANADA) GAME OVER, MAN! (NETFLIX CANADA) LAYLA M. (NETFLIX CANADA) THE MECHANISM (SEASON 1) (NETFLIX CANADA) RACE (NETFLIX CANADA) ROXANNE ROXANNE (NETFLIX CANADA) REQUIEM (SEASON 1) (NETFLIX CANADA) SANTA CLARITA DIET (SEASON 2) (NETFLIX CANADA) SWORD GAL: THE ANIMATION (PART 1) (NETFLIX CANADA)

CURLING (TSN/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 9:00am: Ford World Women’s Curling Championship: Japan vs. Canada (TSN)  7:00pm: Ford World Women’s Curling Championship: Canada vs. USA

CHL HOCKEY (SN360) 7:00pm: Sagniaw Spirit at Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds

NHL HOCKEY (SNPACIFIC) 8:00pm: Canucks at Blues (SNEAST/SNWEST) 8:30pm: Bruins at Stars

WORLD FIGURE SKATING CHAMPIONSHIPS (CBC) 7:00pm: Ladies’ Free Program KILLER MOM (TMN) 7:25pm: After losing her wealthy father in a plane crash, a 14-year-old girl inherits $40 million. Little does she know that her mother has concocted a plan to seize the inheritance by any means necessary.

NBA BASKETBALL (SN1/SNO) 7:30pm: Nets at Raptors

IMAGINE DRAGONS: SMOKE & MIRRORS LIVE (SUPER CHANNEL 01) 8:00pm: Popular rock band Imagine Dragons breath fire into their Smoke & Mirrors tour in Ontario

THE BOOK OF HENRY (TMN) 9:00pm: Protective of his brother and a tireless supporter of his often self-doubting mother, Henry blazes through the days like a comet. When Susan discovers that the family next door harbors a dark secret, she's surprised to learn that Henry has devised a plan to help the young daughter.

WE ARE STILL HERE (SUPER CHANNEL 02) 9:00pm: Every 30 years, a lonely old house in the fields of New England wakes up and demands a sacrifice.

HOLD THE SUNSET (BBC CANADA) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Edith's dreams of retirement are shattered when her 50-year-old son Roger arrives home. With Alison Steadman and John Cleese.

NO ACTIVITY (BBC CANADA) 10:30pm (SERIES PREMIERE): I couldn’t tell you why this CBC All Access series is on BBC Canada, but I’m gonna go with it. On Night 35 of a drug stakeout at the San Diego docks, Detectives Cullen and Tolbeck find themselves waiting on a Mexican cartel drug shipment. Starring Patrick Brammall, Tim Meadows, Amy Sedaris, Sunita Mani, Jesse Plemons, Will Ferrell and Jason Mantzoukas.

CBC MUSIC FIRST PLAY LIVE (CBC) 12:00am: Country music artist Johnny Reid performs tracks from his latest album.

[ranciddream]

Live From New York...

Here is a list of all the people who have said LFNY and the number of times they have said it. (end of season 42). Also includes voice overs, prerecorded material and several specials.

- Darrell Hammond - 74

- Dana Carvey - 54

- Chevy Chase - 35

- Will Ferrell - 35

- Fred Armisen - 30

- Phil Hartman - 30

- Jason Sudeikis - 24

- Taran Killam - 23

- Kate McKinnon - 23

- Chris Parnell - 23

- Jay Pharoah - 23

- John Belushi - 21

- Tim Meadows - 21

- Kenan Thompson - 21

- Bobby Moynihan - 19

- Kristen Wiig - 19

- Dan Aykroyd - 18 

- Kevin Nealon - 18

- Alec Baldwin - 17

- Will Forte - 16

- Mike Myers - 15

- Gilda Radner - 15

- Bill Hader - 14

- Bill Murray - 14

- Amy Poehler - 14

- Joe Piscopo - 13

- Beck Bennett - 11

- Ana Gasteyer - 11

- Cecily Strong - 11

- Laraine Newman - 10

- Maya Rudolph - 10

- Horatio Sanz - 10

- Vanessa Bayer - 09  

- Rachel Dratch - 08

- Jimmy Fallon - 08

- Chris Farley - 08

- Tina Fey - 08

- Norm MacDonald - 08

- Garrett Morris - 08

- Molly Shannon - 08

- Billy Crystal - 07

- Jon Lovitz - 07

- Seth Meyers - 07

- Aidy Bryant - 06

- Eddie Murphy - 06

- Jane Curtin - 05

- Jan Hooks - 05

- Kyle Mooney - 05

- Nasim Pedrad - 05

- Charles Rocket - 05

- Andy Samberg - 05

- Rob Schneider - 05

- Sasheer Zamata - 05

- Jim Belushi - 04

- Larry David - 04

- Jim Downey - 04

- Chris Kattan - 04

- Steve Martin - 04

- Adam Sandler - 04

- Paul Shaffer - 04

- Julia Sweeney - 04

- Ellen Cleghorne - 03

- Pete Davidson - 03

- Mikey Day - 03

- Denny Dillon - 03

- Rudy Giuliani - 03

- Leslie Jones - 03

- Julia Louis-Dreyfus - 03

- Michael McKean - 03

- Mark McKinney - 03

- Tracy Morgan - 03

- Cheri Oteri - 03

- Chris Rock - 03

- Justin Timberlake - 03

- Robert DeNiro - 02

- Robert Downey Jr. - 02

- Abby Elliott - 02

- Al Franken - 02

- John Goodman - 02

- Gilbert Gottfried - 02

- Tom Hanks - 02

- Howard Hesseman - 02

- Melanie Hutsell - 02

- Dwayne Johnson - 02

- Gary Kroeger - 02

- John Lithgow - 02

- Madonna - 02

- Gail Matthius - 02

- Melissa McCarthy - 02

- Finesse Mitchell - 02

- Alex Moffat - 02

- Rick Moranis - 02

- Don Novello - 02

- Don Pardo - 01

- Randy Quaid - 02

- Ann Risley - 02

- Harry Shearer- 02

- David Spade - 02

- Paula Abdul - 01

- Ben Affleck - 01

- Rosanna Arquette - 01

- Drew Barrymore - 01

- Deb Blair - 01

- Jim Breuer - 01

- Paul Brittain - 01

- Matthew Broderick - 01

- A. Whitney Brown - 01

- Beth Cahill - 01

- John Candy - 01

- Robert Carlock - 01

- John Carpenter - 01

- Steve Carell - 01

- John Cleese - 01

- Hillary Clinton - 01

- Sacha Baron Cohen - 01

- Bryan Cranston - 01 

- Cindy Crawford - 01

- Connie Crawford - 01

- Macaulay Culkin - 01  

- Miley Cyrus - 01

- Rodney Dangerfield - 01

- Tom Davis - 01

- Danny DeVito - 01

- Mike Ditka - 01

- Joe Disco - 01

- Bob Dole - 01

- Michael Douglas - 01

- Robin Duke - 01

- Chris Elliott - 01

- Chris Evert - 01

- Siobhan Fallon - 01

- President Gerald Ford - 01

- Teri Garr - 01

- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 01

- Gina Gershon - 01

- Tom Gianas - 01

- Al Gore - 01

- Tipper Gore - 01

- Merv Griffin - 01

- Mary Gross

- Christopher Guest - 01

- Marvelous Marvin Hagler - 01

- Anthony Michael Hall - 01

- Rich Hall - 01

- Jon Hamm - 01

- Mark Harmon - 01

- George Harrison - 01

- Florence Henderson - 01

- Buck Henry - 01

- Pee-Wee Herman - 01

- Charlton Heston - 01

- Steve Higgins - 01

- Hulk Hogan - 01

- Dennis Hopper - 01

- Helen Hunt - 01

- Janet Jackson - 01

- Jesse Jackson - 01

- Victoria Jackson - 01

- Mick Jagger - 01

- Scarlett Johansson - 01

- Carolyn Kepcher - 01

- Sam Kinison - 01

- Richard Kneip - 01

- Ed Koch - 01

- Queen Latifah - 01

- Jay Leno - 01

- David Lewis - 01

- Jerry Lewis - 01

- Monica Lewinsky - 01

- Lindsay Lohan - 01

- Ron Luciano - 01

- Tobey Maguire - 01

- Joe Mantegna - 01

- John McCain - 01

- John McLaughlin - 01

- Vince McMahon - 01

- Lorne Michaels - 01

- Dennis Miller- 01

- Mr. T - 01

- Ralph Nader - 01

- Lori Nasso - 01

- Liam Neeson - 01

- New York City Children’s Chorus - 01

- President Barack Obama - 01

- Michael Palin - 01

- Sarah Palin - 01  

- George Pataki - 01

- Walter Payton - 01

- Paula Pell - 01

- Sean Penn - 01

- Joe Perry - 01

- Brad Pitt - 01

- Mary Kay Place - 01

- Jason Priestley - 01

- Colin Quinn - 01

- Ron Reagan - 01

- Jeff Renaudo - 01

- Jeff Richards - 01

- Dennis Rodman - 01

- Linda Ronstadt - 01

- Jon Rudnitsky - 01

- Fred Savage - 01

- Charles Schumer - 01

- Arnold Schwarzenegger - 01

- Stephanie Seymour - 01

- Al Sharpton - 01

- William Shatner - 01

- Michael Shoemaker - 01

- Martin Short - 01

- Paul Simon - 01

- Robert Smigel - 01

- Dick Smothers - 01

- Tom Smothers - 01

- Sissy Spacek - 01

- Miskel Spillman - 01

- Ringo Starr - 01  

- George Steinbrenner - 01

- Julia Stiles - 01

- Ben Stiller - 01  

- Patrick Swayze - 01

- Fran Tarkenton - 01

- Lily Tomlin - 01

- Toonces

- John Travolta

- Steven Tyler - 01

- Unidentified English Milkman - 01

- Danitra Vance - 01

- Nancy Walls - 01

- Christopher Walken - 01

- Damon Wayans - 01

- Noel Wells - 01

- Brooks Wheelan - 01

- Betty White - 01

- Robin Williams - 01

- Flip Wilson - 01

- Oprah Winfrey - 01

- Fred Wolf - 01

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Noticias de series de la semana: Vuelve 'The X-Files' con diez episodios

Renovaciones de series

Bravo ha renovado Imposters por una segunda temporada

Amazon ha renovado Patriot por una segunda temporada

Crackle ha renovado Snatch por una segunda temporada

Crackle ha renovado SuperMansion por una tercera temporada

National Geographic ha renovado Genius por una segunda temporada

TV Land ha renovado Younger por una quinta temporada

TV Land ha renovado Teachers por una tercera temporada

FOX ha renovado The X-Files por una undécima temporada

Freeform ha renovado Shadowhunters por una tercera temporada

Incorporaciones y fichajes de series

Melissa Benoist (Supergirl, Glee) y Julia Garner (The Americans, The Get Down) serán Rachel Koresh, esposa de David Koresh (Taylor Kitsch), y su hermana Michelle en Waco.

Mireille Enos (The Catch, The Killing), Greg Kinnear (The Kennedys, Little Miss Sunshine) y Jack Gore (Billions) protagonizarán el episodio "Father Thing", sobre un ataque alienígena, en Electric Dreams. Steve Buscemi (Fargo, Reservoir Dogs) protagonizará el episodio "Crazy Diamond", sobre un hombre involucrado en un plan ilegal con una atractiva mujer sintética.

Finn Wolfhard (Stranger Things) también prestará su voz a la nueva serie sobre Carmen Sandiego junto a Gina Rodriguez (Jane the Virgin).

Thomas Calabro (Melrose Place) se une a la quinta temporada de The Last Ship como recurrente. Será Don Kinkaid, el general a cargo del pequeño ejército de Estados Unidos.

Brian Geraghty (Chicago PD, Ray Donovan) sustituye a Sean Astin como Theodore Roosevelt en The Alienist.

Jill Hennessy (Crossing Jordan, Madam Secretary), John Carroll Lynch (Channel Zero, Zodiac) y Kyle Mac (Between) protagonizarán la comedia Crawford (Comedy Central), sobre un treintañero que, al quedarse sin trabajo, vuelve a casa de sus padres y convierte en negocio su habilidad con los mapaches.

Mark Gibbon será el General Zod en, al menos, un episodio de Supergirl.

Scott Winters (The Americans, Law & Order: SVU) será recurrente en la segunda temporada de Berlin Station como Nick Fischer, el jefe de estación en Oslo.

Tyler Labine (Deadbeat, Reaper) será el sheriff Sherlock Hobbs en la segunda temporada de Dirk Gently.

Gus Halper (Powers, Public Morals) será Erik Menendez en Law & Order: True Crime, la nueva serie antología de NBC que contará historias reales al estilo American Crime Story.

Jerry Ferrara (Entourage, Power), Jesse Bradford (Flags of Our Fathers, Sequestered) y Todd Lowe (Gilmore Girls, True Blood) se unen como recurrentes a la segunda temporada de Shooter.

Pósters de series

          Nuevas series

Comedy Central emitirá Corporate, comedia negra creada y protagonizada por Matt Ingebretson y Jake Weisman sobre dos ejecutivos junior de una empresa multinacional y su abusivo director ejecutivo. Completan el reparto Lance Reddick (Fringe, Bosch), Adam Lustick (Adam Ruins Everything), Anne Dudek (House, Mad Men) y Aparna Nancherla.

Freeform ha dado luz verde a Siren, basada en una historia de Eric Wald y Dean White, escrita por Emily Whitesell (Finding Carter) y antes conocida como The Deep, sobre un biólogo marino (Alex Roe; Rings, The 5th Wave) que se siente atraído por una misteriosa mujer nueva en el pueblo (Eline Powell, Game of Thrones) que resulta ser una sirena. Fola Evans-Akingbola, Ian Verdun y Rena Owen completan el cast.

Lifetime ha dado luz verde directa a diez episodios de You, thriller psicológico de Greg Berlanti (Universo DC) y Sera Gamble (The Magicians), adaptación de la novela de Caroline Kepnes, sobre la obsesión de un gerente de librería por una aspirante a escritora.

Dave ha encargado tres episodios de Porters, comedia de Dan Sefton (Delicious, The Good Karma Hospital) sobre los trabajadores de un hospital protagonizada por Ed Easton, Susan Wokoma (Chewing Gum, Crazyhead) y Claudia Jessie (Line of Duty, Dixi).

BBC One ha encargado seis episodios de Edith, sitcom sobre una viuda (Alison Steadman, Orphan Black) que decide casarse con su vecino (John Cleese, Monty Python) sin saber que su hijo de cincuenta años (Jason Watkins; Taboo, Trollied) acaba de divorciarse y está a punto de presentarse en casa con las maletas.

Crackle ha encargado diez episodios de The Oath (título provisional), un nuevo drama producido por 50 Cent (Power) y creado y escrito por Joe Halpin (Hawaii Five-0, Secrets and Lies), antiguo ayudante del sheriff de Los Ángeles, sobre una banda que se formó para proteger y defender pero cuyos integrantes deben volverse en contra los unos de los otros al contactar con ellos el FBI.

Crackle ha dado luz verde a RPM (título provisional), escrita por Leo Sardarian, sobre un vendedor de coches usados que, cuando la ruina amenaza la seguridad de su familia, comienza a trabajar por la noche como conductor de huidas de criminales en los barrios corruptos de Boston.

Fechas de series

Little Boy Blue se estrena en ITV el 24 de abril

La tercera y última temporada de Bloodline se estrena en Netflix el 26 de mayo

La segunda temporada de F is For Family se estrena en Netflix el 30 de mayo

La segunda temporada de Flaked llega a Netflix el 2 de junio

Daytime Divas se estrena en VH1 el 5 de junio

Will se estrena en TNT el 10 de julio

Disjointed llega a Netflix el 25 de agosto

La segunda temporada de StartUp llega a Crackle el 28 de septiembre

Tráilers de series

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Temporada 3

Outlander - Temporada 3

Bloodline - Temporada 3

Disjointed

Cloak and Dagger

Alone Together

Siren

The Bold Type

Gotham - Temporada 3

Daytime Divas

Otras imágenes

-En nuestro Facebook, imágenes promocionales de la séptima temporada de Game of Thrones-

-También en Facebook, imágenes de la quinta temporada de House of Cards-

[ranciddream]

Here is a list of all the people who have said LFNY and the number of times they have said it. (end of season 41). Also includes voice overs, prerecorded material and several specials.

- Darrell Hammond - 74

- Dana Carvey - 54

- Chevy Chase - 35

- Will Ferrell - 35

- Fred Armisen - 30

- Phil Hartman - 30

- Jason Sudeikis - 24

- Taran Killam - 23

- Chris Parnell - 23

- Jay Pharoah - 23

- John Belushi - 21

- Tim Meadows - 21

- Kenan Thompson - 20

- Kristen Wiig - 19

- Dan Aykroyd - 18

- Bobby Moynihan - 18

- Kevin Nealon - 18

- Will Forte - 16

- Kate McKinnon - 15

- Mike Myers - 15

- Gilda Radner - 15

- Bill Hader - 14

- Bill Murray - 14

- Amy Poehler - 14

- Joe Piscopo - 13

- Ana Gasteyer - 11

- Laraine Newman - 10

- Maya Rudolph - 10

- Horatio Sanz - 10

- Cecily Strong - 10

- Vanessa Bayer - 09  

- Rachel Dratch - 08

- Chris Farley - 08

- Tina Fey - 08

- Norm MacDonald - 08

- Garrett Morris - 08

- Molly Shannon - 08

- Beck Bennett - 07

- Billy Crystal - 07

- Jimmy Fallon - 07

- Jon Lovitz - 07

- Seth Meyers - 07

- Eddie Murphy - 06

- Aidy Bryant - 05

- Jane Curtin - 05

- Jan Hooks - 05

- Kyle Mooney - 05

- Nasim Pedrad - 05

- Charles Rocket - 05

- Andy Samberg - 05

- Rob Schneider - 05

- Sasheer Zamata - 05

- Jim Belushi - 04

- Larry David - 04

- Jim Downey - 04

- Chris Kattan - 04

- Steve Martin - 04

- Adam Sandler - 04

- Paul Shaffer - 04

- Julia Sweeney - 04

- Alec Baldwin - 03

- Ellen Cleghorne - 03

- Pete Davidson - 03

- Denny Dillon - 03

- Rudy Giuliani - 03

- Leslie Jones - 03

- Julia Louis-Dreyfus - 03

- Michael McKean - 03

- Mark McKinney - 03

- Tracy Morgan - 03

- Cheri Oteri - 03

- Chris Rock - 03

- Justin Timberlake - 03

- Robert DeNiro - 02

- Robert Downey Jr. - 02

- Abby Elliott - 02

- Al Franken - 02

- Gilbert Gottfried - 02

- Tom Hanks - 02

- Howard Hesseman - 02

- Melanie Hutsell - 02

- Dwayne Johnson - 02

- Gary Kroeger - 02

- John Lithgow - 02

- Madonna - 02

- Gail Matthius - 02

- Finesse Mitchell - 02

- Rick Moranis - 02

- Don Novello - 02

- Don Pardo - 01

- Randy Quaid - 02

- Ann Risley - 02

- Harry Shearer- 02

- David Spade - 02

- Paula Abdul - 01

- Ben Affleck - 01

- Rosanna Arquette - 01

- Drew Barrymore - 01

- Deb Blair - 01

- Jim Breuer - 01

- Paul Brittain - 01

- Matthew Broderick - 01

- A. Whitney Brown - 01

- Beth Cahill - 01

- John Candy - 01

- Robert Carlock - 01

- John Carpenter - 01

- Steve Carell - 01

- John Cleese - 01

- Hillary Clinton - 01

- Sacha Baron Cohen - 01

- Cindy Crawford - 01

- Connie Crawford - 01

- Macaulay Culkin - 01  

- Miley Cyrus - 01

- Rodney Dangerfield - 01

- Tom Davis - 01

- Danny DeVito - 01

- Mike Ditka - 01

- Joe Disco - 01

- Bob Dole - 01

- Michael Douglas - 01

- Robin Duke - 01

- Chris Elliott - 01

- Chris Evert - 01

- Siobhan Fallon - 01

- President Gerald Ford - 01

- Teri Garr - 01

- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 01

- Gina Gershon - 01

- Tom Gianas - 01

- John Goodman - 01

- Al Gore - 01

- Tipper Gore - 01

- Merv Griffin - 01

- Mary Gross

- Christopher Guest - 01

- Marvelous Marvin Hagler - 01

- Anthony Michael Hall - 01

- Rich Hall - 01

- Jon Hamm - 01

- Mark Harmon - 01

- George Harrison - 01

- Florence Henderson - 01

- Buck Henry - 01

- Pee-Wee Herman - 01

- Charlton Heston - 01

- Steve Higgins - 01

- Hulk Hogan - 01

- Dennis Hopper - 01

- Helen Hunt - 01

- Janet Jackson - 01

- Jesse Jackson - 01

- Victoria Jackson - 01

- Mick Jagger - 01

- Carolyn Kepcher - 01

- Sam Kinison - 01

- Richard Kneip - 01

- Ed Koch - 01

- Queen Latifah - 01

- Jay Leno - 01

- David Lewis - 01

- Jerry Lewis - 01

- Monica Lewinsky - 01

- Lindsay Lohan - 01

- Ron Luciano - 01

- Tobey Maguire - 01

- Joe Mantegna - 01

- John McCain - 01

- Melissa McCarthy - 01

- John McLaughlin - 01

- Vince McMahon - 01

- Lorne Michaels - 01

- Dennis Miller- 01

- Mr. T - 01

- Ralph Nader - 01

- Lori Nasso - 01

- Liam Neeson - 01

- New York City Children’s Chorus - 01

- President Barack Obama - 01

- Michael Palin - 01

- Sarah Palin - 01  

- George Pataki - 01

- Walter Payton - 01

- Paula Pell - 01

- Sean Penn - 01

- Joe Perry - 01

- Brad Pitt - 01

- Mary Kay Place - 01

- Jason Priestley - 01

- Colin Quinn - 01

- Ron Reagan - 01

- Jeff Renaudo - 01

- Jeff Richards - 01

- Dennis Rodman - 01

- Linda Ronstadt - 01

- Jon Rudnitsky - 01

- Fred Savage - 01

- Charles Schumer - 01

- Arnold Schwarzenegger - 01

- Stephanie Seymour - 01

- Al Sharpton - 01

- William Shatner - 01

- Michael Shoemaker - 01

- Martin Short - 01

- Paul Simon - 01

- Robert Smigel - 01

- Dick Smothers - 01

- Tom Smothers - 01

- Sissy Spacek - 01

- Miskel Spillman - 01

- Ringo Starr - 01  

- George Steinbrenner - 01

- Julia Stiles - 01

- Ben Stiller - 01  

- Patrick Swayze - 01

- Fran Tarkenton - 01

- Lily Tomlin - 01

- Toonces

- John Travolta

- Steven Tyler - 01

- Unidentified English Milkman - 01

- Danitra Vance - 01

- Nancy Walls - 01

- Christopher Walken - 01

- Damon Wayans - 01

- Noel Wells - 01

- Brooks Wheelan - 01

- Betty White - 01

- Robin Williams - 01

- Flip Wilson - 01

- Oprah Winfrey - 01

- Fred Wolf - 01

[ranciddream]

Here is a list of all the people who have said LFNY and the number of times they have said it. (As of May 16, 2015). Also includes voice overs, prerecorded material and several specials.

- Darrell Hammond - 71

- Dana Carvey - 53

- Chevy Chase - 35

- Will Ferrell - 34

- Fred Armisen - 30

- Phil Hartman - 30

- Chris Parnell - 23

- Jason Sudeikis - 23

- John Belushi - 21

- Tim Meadows - 21

- Jay Pharoah - 21

- Kenan Thompson - 20

- Kristen Wiig - 19

- Dan Aykroyd - 18

- Kevin Nealon - 18

- Will Forte - 16

- Taran Killam - 16

- Mike Myers - 15

- Gilda Radner - 15

- Bill Hader - 14

- Bobby Moynihan - 14

- Bill Murray - 14

- Amy Poehler - 14

- Joe Piscopo - 13

- Ana Gasteyer - 11

- Laraine Newman - 10

- Maya Rudolph - 10

- Horatio Sanz - 10

- Kate McKinnon - 09

- Rachel Dratch - 08

- Chris Farley - 08

- Norm MacDonald - 08

- Garrett Morris - 08

- Molly Shannon - 08

- Billy Crystal - 07

- Jimmy Fallon - 07

- Tina Fey - 07

- Jon Lovitz - 07

- Seth Meyers - 07

- Vanessa Bayer - 06

- Beck Bennett - 06

- Eddie Murphy - 06

- Cecily Strong - 06

- Jane Curtin - 05

- Jan Hooks - 05

- Nasim Pedrad - 05

- Charles Rocket - 05

- Andy Samberg - 05

- Rob Schneider - 05

- Jim Belushi - 04

- Aidy Bryant - 04

- Jim Downey - 04

- Chris Kattan - 04

- Steve Martin - 04

- Adam Sandler - 04

- Paul Shaffer - 04

- Julia Sweeney - 04

- Sasheer Zamata - 04

- Alec Baldwin - 03

- Ellen Cleghorne - 03

- Denny Dillon - 03

- Rudy Giuliani - 03

- Michael McKean - 03

- Mark McKinney - 03

- Kyle Mooney - 03

- Tracy Morgan - 03

- Cheri Oteri - 03

- Chris Rock - 03

- Justin Timberlake - 03

- Pete Davidson - 02

- Robert DeNiro - 02

- Robert Downey Jr. - 02

- Abby Elliott - 02

- Al Franken - 02

- Gilbert Gottfried - 02

- Tom Hanks - 02

- Howard Hesseman - 02

- Melanie Hutsell - 02

- Dwayne Johnson - 02

- Leslie Jones - 02

- Gary Kroeger - 02

- John Lithgow - 02

- Julia Louis-Dreyfus - 02

- Madonna - 02

- Gail Matthius - 02

- Finesse Mitchell - 02

- Rick Moranis - 02

- Don Novello - 02

- Don Pardo - 01

- Randy Quaid - 02

- Ann Risley - 02

- Harry Shearer- 02

- David Spade - 02

- Paula Abdul - 01

- Ben Affleck - 01

- Rosanna Arquette - 01

- Drew Barrymore - 01

- Deb Blair - 01

- Jim Breuer - 01

- Paul Brittain - 01

- Matthew Broderick - 01

- A. Whitney Brown - 01

- Beth Cahill - 01

- John Candy - 01

- Robert Carlock - 01

- John Carpenter - 01

- Steve Carell - 01

- John Cleese - 01

- Hillary Clinton - 01

- Sacha Baron Cohen - 01

- Cindy Crawford - 01

- Connie Crawford - 01

- Macaulay Culkin - 01  

- Miley Cyrus - 01

- Rodney Dangerfield - 01

- Tom Davis - 01

- Danny DeVito - 01

- Mike Ditka - 01

- Joe Disco - 01

- Bob Dole - 01

- Michael Douglas - 01

- Robin Duke - 01

- Chris Elliott - 01

- Chris Evert - 01

- Siobhan Fallon - 01

- President Gerald Ford - 01

- Teri Garr - 01

- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 01

- Gina Gershon - 01

- Tom Gianas - 01

- John Goodman - 01

- Al Gore - 01

- Tipper Gore - 01

- Merv Griffin - 01

- Mary Gross

- Christopher Guest - 01

- Marvelous Marvin Hagler - 01

- Anthony Michael Hall - 01

- Rich Hall - 01

- Jon Hamm - 01

- Mark Harmon - 01

- George Harrison - 01

- Florence Henderson - 01

- Buck Henry - 01

- Pee-Wee Herman - 01

- Charlton Heston - 01

- Steve Higgins - 01

- Hulk Hogan - 01

- Dennis Hopper - 01

- Helen Hunt - 01

- Janet Jackson - 01

- Jesse Jackson - 01

- Victoria Jackson - 01

- Mick Jagger - 01

- Carolyn Kepcher - 01

- Sam Kinison - 01

- Richard Kneip - 01

- Ed Koch - 01

- Queen Latifah - 01

- Jay Leno - 01

- David Lewis - 01

- Jerry Lewis - 01

- Monica Lewinsky - 01

- Lindsay Lohan - 01

- Ron Luciano - 01

- Tobey Maguire - 01

- Joe Mantegna - 01

- John McCain - 01

- Melissa McCarthy - 01

- John McLaughlin - 01

- Vince McMahon - 01

- Lorne Michaels - 01

- Dennis Miller- 01

- Mr. T - 01

- Ralph Nader - 01

- Lori Nasso - 01

- Liam Neeson - 01

- New York City Children’s Chorus - 01

- President Barack Obama - 01

- Michael Palin - 01

- Sarah Palin - 01  

- George Pataki - 01

- Walter Payton - 01

- Paula Pell - 01

- Sean Penn - 01

- Joe Perry - 01

- Brad Pitt - 01

- Mary Kay Place - 01

- Jason Priestley - 01

- Colin Quinn - 01

- Ron Reagan - 01

- Jeff Renaudo - 01

- Jeff Richards - 01

- Dennis Rodman - 01

- Linda Ronstadt - 01

- Fred Savage - 01

- Charles Schumer - 01

- Arnold Schwarzenegger - 01

- Stephanie Seymour - 01

- Al Sharpton - 01

- William Shatner - 01

- Michael Shoemaker - 01

- Martin Short - 01

- Paul Simon - 01

- Robert Smigel - 01

- Dick Smothers - 01

- Tom Smothers - 01

- Sissy Spacek - 01

- Miskel Spillman - 01

- Ringo Starr - 01  

- George Steinbrenner - 01

- Julia Stiles - 01

- Ben Stiller - 01  

- Patrick Swayze - 01

- Fran Tarkenton - 01

- Lily Tomlin - 01

- Toonces

- John Travolta

- Steven Tyler - 01

- Unidentified English Milkman - 01

- Danitra Vance - 01

- Nancy Walls - 01

- Christopher Walken - 01

- Damon Wayans - 01

- Noel Wells - 01

- Brooks Wheelan - 01

- Betty White - 01

- Robin Williams - 01

- Flip Wilson - 01

- Oprah Winfrey - 01

- Fred Wolf - 01