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12-12-27 19:29 | Tracy朱千雪 微博：

12-12-27 19:29

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今期 Yes Magazine! 多謝#Jessica Red#提供衣服給我拍照！[亲亲][亲亲] ​​​

[argyleteatime]

Another embarrassingly late birthday picture! I somehow made this year's theme "costumes and critters".

Happy birthday over a month ago, Jessicar!

[suchananewsblog]

And Just Like That, Carrie Bradshaw And Aidan Shaw Are Back Together. The Internet Has Mixed Feelings

Sarah Jessica Parker with John Corbett. (courtesy: sarahjessicaparker) New Delhi: Sex And The City reboot And Just Like That was not the revival fans wanted, what with Big’s death and the beloved Samantha Jones being MIA. However, the second season has ignited hope in those who always rooted for Aidan Shaw. So, this happened, Sarah Jessica Parker, who plays Carrie Bradshaw in the Sex And The…

[faggot-friday]

Shoutout to the chick whose license plate was “Jessicar”, you’re my soulmate

[444names]

american cities and forenames + english towns BUT including "s"

Alces Alisabridge Alminsfield Altashifnald Amarkings Amartisburge Amesapearley Anthampston Arnsea Arthlingsea Asham Ashampton Ashvill Askegnes Askell Athershamen Augustairs Austing Austingtone Basingdon Basinglett Bessicay Blacksbrie Blacksbrough Boroundsonio Brackson Bradstow Bradstown Broadston Bunthoustina Buntsvill Buntsville Bushden Caisy Callestone Camesa Carolasey Carrowston Carshanne Cassingham Castow Celixston Charlsby Chelmesa Chelster Chestjorge Chestmington Cholegeston Christchwold Christin Christon Chuddes Chudlesey Chursley Clesbury Clesdon Clingsea Clitheristin Colcheston Columbushden Concoles Consford Consterfield Corpuschris Costa Costwitnas Cramesbrook Cramsterry Crosa Crosemarth Crosie Daistin Darlos Darrowstow Davesey Dawlison Deanscot Deansing Dences Desirene Disonvilley Dunsteley Easingham Easter Eastine Eastle Egresham Eleansvill Elixston Elksha Elksham Ellahomas Elmesbury Elsco Elsea Elseah Elsey Elston Eppingston Estie Estjoria Estock Evanscot Evesey Fairs Fairsk Favesey Felis Framsteve Francesterry Fredcasey Frister Fristington Frodnes Gailsdon Georgessie Gershop Glastwitham Glesey Glesford Glossophis Glostavide Gosporth Gosporthlade Greatesfiel Greesa Gresno Grettes Guise Halexis Hallindsey Hards Harlos Harlsbad Harlsby Harrista Hasle Haslem Hasley Hasline Hastle Hastor Hawestvall Headinessa Hersideford Hester Hingsbridge Hitfallas Horleistammy Horncaster Hornesbord Hornseycity Hornstanton Horsford Houndsay Hunslow Hunstert Hunstow Hytheris Hythershot Ilkesthew Ilkestvaley Ineston Ipston Jacksbridge Jaminstevedo Janisty Jarrowston Jasonicago Jasonique Jeansco Jeffromsey Jersham Jerst Jessa Jessicago Jessicar Jessicay Jessington Jesusandra Jesusie Jillsend Joliscot Joristie Joselen Josemarie Joshunt Juston Kanscombe Karettes Karlos Kathalsage Kathamesa Kayleswade Keigares Kempsterring Kestrack Keswadhurch Kidsgray Kirksville Kristantow Kristanya Kristinalden Kryston Landales Lansascille Lasey Leswinsbor Lishot Littsbury Longrimsby Loris Losse Lostwood Lydness Lytcheshunge Mabetsy Macclesham Macongrimsby Malvadores Mamigateshua Mansideford Marsham Marstock Maxinesburgh Melkshawna Memphistine Mempster Mershallen Mersham Merst Mesapel Mesbury Mesquiteham Michornslow Middlewis Midhurston Midsgrovil Midston Minsbord Minstourn Minswich Mistin Mistingdens Mistingfiel Mistleby Modbursley Morlesham

Natalyssa Natash Newestpalmbe Oldswicky Oliskelle Omahasleace Orfortisbrow Orlesden Orlesey Orlesmere Oscarnold Ossop Ossophen Padston Pamesaleigh Persfiel Person Pervinchess Presco Presno Prise Ramster Ranbroadston Rauncestpaul Rockson Rodnes Rosepham Rosephank Rosephisty Rosselba Rowstock Roxandalesey Roxandalexis Russe Russelscot Sabel Sabelphia Sabridge Sacraverhead Saden Sainflee Salemecula Salesey Salesowe Salington Sallie Salverly Samanch Samargateo Samarshan Samarta Samuelyne Sanda Sandolyn Sandrapids Sandrone Sandys Sanfrank Sanfranthia Sangelan Santaclarion Santara Santon Sawbridge Saxmin Scuntion Sedburt Sedget Selba Sergington Settensteve Setton Shalles Shampton Shanie Shanney Sharwich Sheley Shellandron Shellas Shelle Shelma Shepsherton Sherbor Sherby Sherockenham Sherstock Shilip Shine Shinham Shirebrierly Shirlene Shorne Siden Sidenham Silleroe Sillie Silsborough Silvin Simivaleigh Simivan Siouxfalmbay Siouxfalo Skegnes Skegnester Skelle Skirk Snaithale Snodlana Snodlando Snodlandy Snodlanie Snodlester Solisabella Sonjamie Sophin South Southendown Southgatela Southmins Springfiel Sprover Staclarden Staine Stairs Stalifton Staling Stall Stamarita Stanormantow Stanta Stantace Stany Steadison Stelen Stelly Stock Stonio Stotford Stretter Stroystonya Sturming Sturmingtree Sudburgh Surbith Surpriston Swana Swanda Swantow Swicky Sylvin Syrackbury Systow Tallsborothy Tashton Tavis Tavistie Telster Tersaarosa Thornseaha Thorsfield Thrapids Todminster Twichester Valexis Vallsby Vanscombe Vernslouise Veroystaple Versham Violas Washville Weslie Westeley Wester Westever Whitchurston Whitnas Widnessie Wilminsley Wilminswich Wilmsley Winchestone Winchornsea Winsloweston Winstaclay Winstamel Winster Winsterly Winstevert Winston Wirkswort Wisbecca Woldswick Yaterston Yeoviston

[thechasefiles]

Mega congratulations to Registered Nurses Roxanne Clarke-Green, Julia Cumberbatch, Jessicar Gibson, Janel Larrier, Tanya Lashley, Shanice Phillips and Melissa Worrell on the successful completion of the Post Graduate Diploma in Paediatric Nursing. The Post Graduate Diploma in Paediatric Nursing is a one academic year programme taught at the UWI, Cave Hill Campus and is supported by sponsorship from The Shaw Centre for Paediatric Excellence (SCPE) and the SickKids Centre for Global Child Health. #thechasefiles #womeninpediatrics #femalenurses #bajannurses #femaleempowerment #Congratulations #TeamQEH #Barbados #nursing #paediatrics #diploma #uwicavehill SickKids Foundation Sickkids Hospital https://www.instagram.com/p/CiP8P2sAcsX2fA00AbCnpQQtncmNo4c-_rEi1c0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[diomedrian]

I'm a lil in love with JessicaXOscar

[octothorpetopus]

So obviously I’m super excited for Jessica Jones s3, right, but...

I was watching the trailer and where

The Fuck

Is Oscar??

Excuse me?

Like, I know JR Ramirez was filming Manifest and shit, but they really got rid of the one character that by the end of s2, was the only character that hadn’t hurt Jessica (looking at you, Trish)? And you know they’re going to write in some idiotic, half-assed explanation for why he’s not there, but his whole thing was wanting stability for Vido, so why the fuck would he leave? Also, Oscar and Jessica were the fucking peak of cuteness. I mean, look at them.

They’re adorable. Anyway I’m just pissed because they got rid of my main man Oscar and I’ll never be over that.

[jaeden-man89]

Comic Dubs

Owned by @scribblehooves

https://youtu.be/VEcZu1ASY9Y

https://youtu.be/50cHv8f2Cd4

https://youtu.be/212BrJl2EJ0

[mrclinical]

Hustlers (2019)

Directed by Lorene Scafaria 

Rating: 76/100

Inspired by the events revealed in the New York Magazine article “The Hustlers at Scores: Ex-Strippers Who Stole From (Mostly) Rich Men and Gave To, Well, Themselves” by Jessicar Pressler, Hustlers, directed by Lorene Scafaria (Seeking a Friend for the End of the World) is a strangely euphoric peek behind the debauched veneer of an industry that is deliberately shrouded in secrecy. Faithful to the source material, the narrative is structured around the testimony of Destiny (Constance Wu), a former stripper and mother, who retells the baffling story of her days under the tutelage of her friend and colleague Ramona Vega (Jennifer Lopez). Cloaked in rich furs, with a smouldering cigarette indefinitely drooping from her lips, Ramona is a wily and alluring enigma. In a jaw-dropping introductory scene, Ramona, contorts, shakes and pops her semi-naked frame, as an excitable crowd of punters shower her with a thunder-clap of dollar bills. It is an excellently executed scene, which not only serves to demonstrate Ramona’s evident talent, but also the physicality of the job and the dizzying heights of adoration and riches that the profession has to offer. Destiny’s aspirations become palatable to the spectator in an instance. It is not too long before Ramona and Destiny become acquainted which sets up a mother-daughter paradigm which indirectly plugs Destiny’s parental void. It also leads them both down a nefarious road of questionable decisions and darker consequences.

Hustlers is not a film that gets lost in the cheap sensationalism of convulsing flesh, like its masculine cousin Magic Mike. Scafaria’s picture is interested in moving backstage, to humanise and empower the girls who exploit themselves, often begrudgingly, to make ends meet. In the murky underbelly of the club, the moral quandaries of exploitation are wholly eclipsed by its pecuniary force of propulsion. Despite their dubious deeds, the female ensemble remain sympathetic because the identification between victim and violator is continually in flux. For the victims of their crimes are those who fucked the entire country with their reckless hubris - The Wall Street fat cats responsible for the financial crash of 2008. Scafaria goes to great pains to explain the dichotomy of the fat cat’s complicity in the involvement of propping up the industry and perpetuating its culture of degradation, and it also being single-handedly responsible for the industry’s collapse and the subsequent lengths that the women must take to continue to make a living. It is, perhaps, because of this, that Scafaria is able to achieve a level of celebratory breeziness, free of contrivance, with her material; finding sisterhood and empowerment in transgression.

That is the peculiar thing about Hustlers: from the moral smog emerges a soaring and effortlessly entertaining picture. In the same way in which Crazy, Rich Asians (another Wu picture) allowed its audience to penetrate the alien and haute extravagance of the billionaire bubble, Hustlers, does the same thing for the strip club, allowing its audience to sample its fruit without the seediness - to grasp its mechanics - to embrace those marginalised by tired prejudices and misguided preconceptions. However, it is hard to say how natural that embrace is. For, Scafaria is little interested in deconstructing her subjects’ psychology, or scrutinising their motivations and subsequent decisions. There is a certain amount of glossing done by Scafaria: parenthood, romantic relationships and drug use are completely glossed over in the quest for that feel-good rapidity of mainstream pacing. It is a decision which works, but feels a little myopic in the context of the world we are asked to inhabit. I suppose that is the issue with Scafaria’s picture, it’s fun but in the end a little too flippant - a little too sparkly - a little too jubilant for its own good.

[argyleteatime]

I'm posting this half a day early, but this is when I'm on my computer so here we are. Happy Birthday to the Jessicar! I always ask for some sort of general birthday prompt, and i realized this year's was similar to 2015's, so we have a KIND OF update. Hopefully it's slightly better, 9 years later. I randomly did some photoshopping to the color and I liked how it came out so this is the version everyone gets. Here's to several more decades!

[jessicars97]

Jessicar's Locação de Veículos completou 4 anos hoje!

[funnynewsheadlines]

Grown-Up Kids Share The Most Embarrassing Things Their Parents Ever Did In Front Of Them (30 Tweets)

For parents of misbehaving kids (which, let's face it, is all parents), embarrassment is one of the most effective ways of turning the tables. Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of a child who might've gotten a little too big for their britches more than being shown up in front of their mates.

Kids get to a stage, usually around their early teens, when they just find their parents to be eye-rollingly cringeworthy. They want to strike out in the world and find their own identities - and consequently begin to rebel a little against the 'authority figures' that are their parents. It can be a difficult period for both child and parent, but with some understanding and good humor, it can be easily negotiated.

This list, inspired by a Nick Harvey tweet, is a classic of the genre: Mortified children recounting the horror of their most embarrassing parent-related moments. Sure, some of these parents put their kids through a public shaming entirely by accident; but there are also plenty of vengeful moms and dads who knew exactly what they were doing!

Scroll down below to check out the list for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

Image credits: mrnickharvey

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[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

here are a list of car pun names reccomended by kanika and later my mother before careanu reeves was decided upon:

Macarlay Culkin

James carden

Sarah Jessicar Parker

edcar wright

paul mccartney (too on the nose)

carrack obama

carshawn lynch

rosanne carr

caristen bell

andrew carfield (and kanika, if you’re reading this, literally how did you of all people miss this one)

carhis pratt

fred carmisen

carrie brownstein

[sarahnicolejewelry-blog]

New design the #jessicaring 💎✨#sarahnicolejewelry (at Huntington Beach, California)

[byanyseamsnecessary]

#cali #ralli with @jessicaralli and @oliverrallisound #byanyseamsnecessary http://ift.tt/2pzglgY