#John Wick Payday

[what-yadoking-likes]

What the heisters do on Boxing Day:

Clover: begins shopping for Christmas Day the following year in the online sales. She meticulously tracks her purchases, money spent AND 'saved' (i.e. money off) on a comprehensive and colour-coded spreadsheet.

John Wick: walks the dog. Plays fetch with the dog. Goes on a jog with the dog. Gives the dog a bath. Naps on the sofa with the dog.

Rust: he attends one of those biker runs where they collect gifts and distribute them to needy children throughout the capitol.

Hoxton: nurses his very sore throat after carolling and karaoke-ing various Christmas Classics the night before (and the night before that, and the night before before that-).

Duke: reads various Christmas-themed stories or poems aloud. In previous years he read A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens).

Dallas: avoiding eye contact with/answering his phone to Vlad, because he always gets sent on those wacky Xmas heists for the Ukrainian and he has had it, nope, not this year, not this time - "Dallas speaking, who is i-" "MY FRIEND!!!"

[gladoswantscake]

Made this in nearly a whole day

[walterfartzroy]

got payday on pc because it's free on the epic launcher... maybe i will get good at pc games.

[stinkman007]

guess who played payday 2 for the first time today

[biframes]

I was inspired by https://s-citrus.tumblr.com/post/662014127114469376/ive-been-thinking-about-these-fuckers-all

[manekinoodle]

unexpected payday friendships to explore (1/?)

john wick and bodhi.

i mean sure, basement gang, but i think we can do better than that.

keanu reeves was john wick and johnny utah... would bodhi not be reminded of that one fbi dude when looking at john?

john is obviously not bothered by the heist thing so their dynamic would be way different. but i think these two could connect pretty well spiritually. john doesn't express himself well but bodhi can just tell what kind of guy he is.

bodhi is named after the bodhisattva. buddhism is a philosophy that requires you to know the self but also realise that it is an illusion. lose yourself and know yourself. sound familiar? and john wick is a character known for not really having a self. do we know what he's thinking deep inside? not really. john wick is marked by the boundaries of those around him.

and the idea of john wick learning to surf is pretty sick.

[rabbit-of-the-sun]

Honestly I know nothing about Payday 2 but I’ve always wanted to get into it because what do you two of my favourite movie characters and my favourite video game character are all in the same game together

[gcnedark]

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Sona blog: @ycurkxng

OOC/Personal blog: @eternivex

[eterniivexx]

Finally remaking my pinned posts, as I've got a lot more characters to add and I'd like things to show up in the tags for once.

Howdy! Names Michael/Dean/Vincent (take your fucking pick I don't care), welcome to my x reader blog. Not sure what these are officially called but that name seems close enough.

I'm 15 years old and I write for a lot of characters. The rules and characters I do write for will be under a read more, I got a lot more canon characters to write for than ocs. The ocs are basically just there for my friends.

(again, characters + rules under the cut!)

Rules, first off.

Obviously, no nsfw. That should be obvious but it's Tumblr and people can be weird, so, feels safer to say it.

I won't take on new characters to write just bc you asked me to! Seriously, what the fuck!

I have the right to deny any request I want, it's rare for me to do so but that is still there.

No, I refuse to write any yandere shit. If you even ask for it I'll block you immediately.

Now, onto the characters I write for.

Canon Characters

Ash Williams

Arthur Morgan

John Marston

Trevor Phillips

Postal Dude

Johnny Gat

Jacket (Both the Hotline Miami + Payday verse)

Wolf (Payday)

Vinnie Cannoli

J.D (Heathers)

Tony Montana

John Wick

Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

Frank West

Chuck Greene

OCs

Rusty Caldwell

Jack Cliff

Aaron Trouble

Axel Wright

Shane Galaxy

Reilly North

Mac Limit

Miles Ive

Sev Voorhees

Ash Dovahkiin

Maverick

Vulture

Verge

[its-spelt-hermaeus-mora]

Organizations/Groups I think the Payday heisters would be in.

Duke would definitely be a Kingsman agent. Im listing this first cause its what inspired the whole post. Dallas and Houston would be Statesman agents. Hoxton would be considered for Kingsman because of Aldstone, but whether or not he makes it in is up in the air.

Jacket would be buddies with the Unholy Trinity from GTA or part of the Creeps from RUINER.

This isn't like. An official group but I think Wolf and Joy would be survivors in Generation Zero.

Wick would be a Dark Brotherhood assassin when the Brotherhood was in its prime (Oblivion Era)

Jimmy is a citizen of the New Sheoth in Shivering Isles on the side of Mania.

I could see Bonnie as a crewmember aboard the Black Pearl.

More to come, feel free to add on :0

[williebank]

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[what-yadoking-likes]

MY KEANU PORTRAIT IS DONE.

[kyriathanatos]

man how the fuck are they going to explain payday 3 with how payday 2 ended.

do y'all even know how payday 2 ended??? the fact that you're all reincarnated ancient babylonian trickster gods and the virus from left 4 dead kills bain in an underground mayan ritual alter while you fight ancient alien shadow people and giancarlo esposito yells at you and then after you kill the shadow aliens bain does a time reset but also gets reincarnated as the president of the united states of america??? and all of this ancient mayan alien conspiracy was uncovered by john wick, jacket of hotline miami, and some british guy?????

how do you come back from that??????

[sentientgopro]

If there's one thing I wanna bring with me from Reddit, It's r/legoguns.

Now that I'm getting off reddit, there's one thing I wanna bring with me and it's this subreddit and idea, it doesn't seem to really exist on Tumblr. Here's some of my designs, and some of the best of other people's, with credit. All of mine can be realistically built with full functionality (mag release, charging handle, etc.)

MK18 of mine

Okay, when i first posted i forgot a "keep reading" button lmao. Heres 1 image as an eyecatcher though. 29 more to go.

Different kinda M4 built on same reciever

PPSH41.

Onto other people's far superior stuff.

"3rd version of my AUG" by u/vipeDoesStuff

"Messed around with the idea of a Nine- Tailed Fox issued M4 rifle" By u/Foxlegofirearms

"glOwOck" by u/VipeDoesStuff. Pure perfection.

"Lego AWM!" By u/JimsLegoGuns. Also on YT under the same name, has some tutorials that are a great place to start when learning the general conventions of designing these things.

"The Stoner Family" by u/FoxsLegoFirearms

"My custom UMP-45 haven't posted the irl version" By u/_xMr__

"4 generations of Aks" By u/FoxsLegoFirearms

"Sig Sauer M18" By u/VipeDoesStuff

"Finally made my 3a1 Carbine IRL" by u/JimsLegoGuns

"Glock 17" by u/VipeDoesStuff

"Glock 19 gen 5 MOS and a custom knife. Kinda EDC- ish." By u/jacqo_B

"Family photo (yes I like John Wick)" By u/FrostTGA

"TTI Pit Viper" By u/FrostTGA

"Contractor .308 from Payday 2" By u/VipeDoesStuff

"You want to see what 4 years of researching, time, effort, learning and pain looks like? Here you go." by u/FoxsLegoFirearms

"Lego P90" by u/edups2

"Some BO2 builds from a while ago" By u/edups2

"The 7 Gun" By u/BallsHD4K60fps

"Cock 19, sadly no balls" By u/BallsHD4K60fps.

"LEGO M4 MW SKELETONIZED" By u/edups2

"Lego Call Of Duty Zombies Ray Gun" by u/NickBrick

Aand thats image limit. Damn, I got carried away with that. Ive been picking very specifically too, there's ALOT of better stuff than just this that ive missed. Just take a little look through the r/legoguns sub. Anyway, I'm hoping these are gonna get some new people interested in this sorta thing, or increase the amount they're being posted on Tumblr. Lego guns sounds ridiculous but once you see how good they can be, it starts making more sense. So, I'm gonna tag this with #Lego guns in the hopes that it catches on. Thanks for reading. Including all Migration tags too, and 196 bc why not.

[limbobilbo]

I love moving from reddit to tumblr because here I can make a post like listing all my headcannon sexualities for the payday gang and people will accept me unlike the loser on r/pdth who are too busy posting steamcharts every day.

For reference. (All contrast to preexisting cannon I dont care about)

Dallas: Ally and has a bunch of shirts with corny ally phrases on them

Chains: ace but heteroromantic

Wolf: straight but tried being gay once and gave up

Hoxton: dandy british bisexual

John wick: straight

Houston: gay (and why dallas has all his ally shirts)

Clover: straight but in name only (she’s basically bi)

Dragan: straight as a the lines of a right angle

Jacket: heterosexual but aromantic

Bonnie: lesbian

Sokol: gay but doesnt make a big deal about it

Jiro: straight and doesnt get the fuss over sexuality

Bodhi: boring straight

Jimmy: gay rat man

Sydney: will literally sleep with any consenting adult. Pan as they come. Full ‘sex: yes please’ on forms type

Sangres: bisexual but leans toward women

Duke: classy refined older gay man

Rust: freaky leather clad older gay man

Scarface: straight, occasionally says homophobic things but will threaten homophobes with a knife

Joy: hornyposting bisexual she/they.

[theancientdarkbeauty]

Payday 3 theory for New Character Designs

This is hella long, so the rest of it is under the cut, but if you want to see why that "Collar" is on Wolf and Dallas, from a lore and character design perspective, please click the "Read More"

Alright, you clicked, so you wanna know, what do I think the metal collars on Wolf and Dallas's necks are. For Wolf, you might think he was committing to the Dog Bit TM, but then you see an identical one on Dallas's neck, and he has no associations with canines of any sort in all of his years of being The Face of the Payday Gang (except for, of course, liking dogs on a casual level, he was on a team with John Wick after all, which could be counterargumented (Not a real word I know) by "but Jacket was on that team as well, and in his games, he is known for killing a good score of Doberman Pinschers" which is a bit of a theory for a different time) So the next thing you can assume, as you dirty minded Tumblr users, and as I've seen some other people say, is that they're just kinky bitches, to which I say BEGONE THOT! But in all seriousness I don't think Starbreeze would intentionally add something so noticeable to two of their most beloved characters and their only reason being "The tumblr and 34 community can logically go ApeShit now) Oh no no no my friends, if I can entertain your eyes for perhaps a paragraph longer, I'll tell you why that kinky shit in that google doc for Payday 3 with WolfHox using that collar thing would quickly devolve into more of a bloody angst story, logically.

You see, in short, these collars are helping them breath. Weird, right? But let me explain! Because, when you think about it anatomically, it will actually make a lot of sense. Lets take a look at our heisters in question real quick:

Wolf and Dallas respectively. Now, do you notice anything? (Besides, Dallas being bugged, this game works as intended) The collar is on the same place on both of their necks, right in their jugulars (yes you have 2, one for each side) Right on the Interior Jugulars/ Internal carotid arteries, though, considering the circumstances, probably the carotid arteries. This is common place knowledge, but for those who don't know, Wolf is very close to Hoxton, shown in game through various nicknames they give each other, and Dallas is the oldest of the OG four, being 44 at the time of Payday 2 (since I don't know the exact gap in time from 2 to 3, but if it is 10 years, like rumored, that means he is 54 as of "today") For reference, the other oldest character, Chains, was 37 at the time of Payday 2, Wolf 34, and Hoxton being a fucking child at 32. So, Dallas is an old man, and he's been smoking since... well the first game (that is 100% confirmed.) so his lungs are fucking WRECKED. But, why is this related? If Dallas's lungs are heavily damaged, running, vaulting, sneaking around, and doing normal heistery stuff, his lungs wouldn't be able to keep up with the oxygen needed to run his brain/other body functions. So, Dallas's lungs are wrecked, yeah, duh, but why would Wolf, the second youngest little man, need this "collar"? Also simple, he's a heartsick bastard.

Wolf lost his best friend, Hoxton, for 2 whole years, do you really think that this man, who basically lost everything, his company, his wife, his kids, his sanity, and now his best friend, wouldn't take to some pretty destructive habits? 2 years of chain-smoking and drinking and doing whatever he could to get his mind off it (be it committing violences or building machines) wouldn't take a toll on him? His lungs would be 100% destroyed, even after only 2 years, because, if I had to take a guess, he started those bad habits when he initially lost his job and went on a rampage. That man has probably been smoking for at least 2 years casually (with periods of mental breakdown chain-smoking) and then 2 more years of hard chain-smoking, non stop, destroying his body. Though, statistically, it takes 15-20 years to fuck up your lungs as bad as maybe Dallas's would be, so whatever Wolf was doing to get himself on that collar device thing must have been pretty hard core.

BUT I'M GETTING OFF TRACK!!! You clicked read more because you wanted to know what I thought the collars did! My thoughts? They artificially pump oxygen into our beloved heisters blood streams, to give them the stamina and brain function they used to have, but still probably being cheaper than a lung transplant. (A quick google search will show you that, for both your lungs transplanted, it would be $1,295,900 in America. Crazy shit, especially for 2 people. Also, if the lungs and heart were damaged, the collar things would be basically a necessity if the guys wanna run around as much as they do in game (don't ask me why you can sprint for like a minute in a half straight in a light ballistics vest when they are all old men, I couldn't tell you). Why doesn't Hoxton have one? Probably because he's a stubborn bastard. Why doesn't Chains have one? He's just built different. The fact that these things are adding extra oxygen to people's blood would mean that the collars are imbedded in their necks, which means if some pulls on them, major ouchies (plus theirs a lot of nerves there and it's really just a whole mess of a time)

THERE YOU GO! This took me 4 days to write, off and on, so for the love of god I hope I got everything right. My area of expertise is reptiles, not humans, but story writing and character development were my first things studied. But this is all head cannons, nothing concrete yet! Anyways, thank you for sticking with the ramblings of a mad lad, and have a wonderful day/night!