#shut up stinkman

[stinkman007]

hey. dont cry. little kitties all over the world. forever. ok?

[bubbelpop2]

all you fuckers horny for the new beetlejuices are fake fans

this guy’s the sexy one

[magicalzombiegirl]

Binx is gone

[mauriooo]

Tell us your OCs. I. Have. Intrigue

oh okay um-

first off here’s a link to the masterlist

second a quick explanation of all my non-fandom ocs’ universes i guess? putting them under a cut cos they are LONG… sorry if you just wanted a brief summary of the characters themselves i just saw an opportunity to info dump about all the worldbuilding i’ve done and i took it

the universe with all of the animal ocs (Skye-Inklii on the masterlist) is definitely my most worked-on universe to date cos of all the semi-connected stories in it, the complexity of the world, and the pantheon i’ve kind of come up with? basically it takes place on a continent that has yet to be named but it’s a big place in the middle of an ocean called the Sparkling Sea. the continent is divided into multiple “Kingdoms,” all surrounding the Royal City (where the most important families live) in the middle of the continent. these kingdoms include the Ocean Kingdom (basically a huge gulf connected to the Sparking Sea filled with water-dwelling people, who aren’t mermaids but do have gills and stuff along with the general frame of land-dwellers) and the Smoldering Kingdom (formerly a prosperous matriarchy that was a hotspot (hah) for trading, next to a volcano. almost completely desolated by a conflict commonly known as the Brushfire War, with Ka being the only survivor. residents here were often confused for actual fires from afar, considering their particular subspecies often had small flames all over their body, which could not be snuffed out.). the Royal City is surrounded by an area known as the Outskirts (working name), where people like Skye, Pine, and Lavender who didn’t really have any particular elemental traits of any kind or came from a different kingdom lived. this area is known for having a bustling market and a diverse populace, unlike the other kingdoms whose residents almost always look similar. also there’s a royal family in the Royal City that rule most of the continent (each Kingdom has their own government but really the royal family is up top). the royal family has a royal scientist (undertale influenced a bunch of this ok), currently Hawthorn, previously his father Bramble. Bramble did a bunch of bad stuff so I’m not gonna dwell on him. garbageboy stinkman belongs in the toilet

the universe with Hazel and the ghosties is a universe where basically it’s almost the same as real life but magic, ghosts, demons, and angels exist and it’s not as technologically advanced (phones exist but color tv does not and people don’t rely as much on technology) Hazel and Michael/Virus both have some angel and some demon blood, Michael having more demon than angel and Hazel with vice versa, both having wings of some sort due to this. both their parents are basically human but their descendants (from a time where demons and angels were free to walk the earth) had children with demons/angels and some of those traits got passed down. it’s very rare to pass down traits from one of these entities (about 1 in 1,000 for just one) but Ezekiel/Chance got very lucky and got a little of both, compared to his siblings Cassidy/Jinx and Lisa/Boo who got nothing (but after becoming ghosts Jinx did get some demon traits and Boo got some angel traits). not all ghosts are friendly so those with an affinity for locating the undead are hired to exorcise houses and whatnot, called “ghosters.” Michael was one of the more famous ghosters and so he’s commonly called upon to help in areas, so he and Hazel traveled a lot. i should also mention that with certain rituals one can summon a ghost to help with something (finances, love, etc.) but it’s very hard to pull off (to stabilize a ghost and keep it from returning to the afterlife you have to make a very special necklace from specific gemstones depending on the ghost, and one for yourself to make sure the ghost can’t hurt you and it has to obey your orders (although you can free it to do what it wishes if you want)) anyways there’s a really dangerous demon that broke free from a seal placed on it hundreds of years ago commonly referred to as the Stalker, the Nothing, and things like that. Michael unknowingly accepted a job to rid an abandoned house in a quaint little town of this thing, and brought Hazel with him. it uh… didn’t go well :D this thing HATES angels cos a half-angel sealed it away so it attempted to kill Hazel because she bears a strong resemblance to the being that sealed it away. Michael didn’t like that so he barely managed to seal it away for a few more years but got like,,, a LOT of vital organs ripped out in the process. this, understandably, traumatized Hazel cos that was her last living family member being ripped to shreds in front of her so she went back to the town where she, first, scared 99% of the population cos she was DRENCHED in blood but then she got cleaned up and sent to a nearby orphanage where she was immediately adopted by a p mean family cos they thought she could summon a ghost to make them rich? she ended up summoning Virus (who didn’t recognize her cos ghosts lose most of their memories except for their moment of death, Chance is an exception), and then Jinx, Chance, and Boo all at once cos they died within a few minutes of each other. this took a hard right into backstory territory so imma move on

Gardenia and Ashe live in a world where, rarely, children will be born with their souls basically attuned to an element of nature (often with different subclasses) or creature. these phenomenons are called elementals and mutants, respectively. even rarer, however, is a child being born as both. Gardenia was born without eyes, with the left side of her face being just smooth where her eye should be and the right having a, well, gardenia growing in the place of an eye. also when she bleeds small flowers grow in the wound, which was assumed to be a sort of defense mechanism to plug the wound. because of these, when she was born, she was designated a plant elemental of the flower subclass. ashe was born part-fire elemental, part-salamander mutant. they both ended up at a school specifically for elementals and mutants where they could learn not to destroy things, which is where these two met in about 7th grade? they stayed friends since then and eventually fell in love (even if Gardenia couldn’t see Ashe, she loved her personality and her voice). probably the only universe with no murder so far

Meredy and Connor are robotic entities known as “mechae,” Meredy being made to entertain while Connor was made to fix. these entities were mass-produced to help humans in a futuristic society. they are made with 6 chips: Empathy, Ethics, Functionality, Memory, Intelligence, and Personality. if one of these chips break the entire mecha basically breaks and has to be recalled. Nikki is just a reclusive mechanic who works with Connor because xe saved him from being scrapped after faulty wiring and a broken Functionality chip were discovered upon his activation, causing him to frequently experience small shocks that either overload his system and shut him down or just make him unable to move for a few minutes. Nikki is trying to fix him up but for now just hides him from the public because xe doesn’t want him to be taken away from xir. Meredy is just a broken entertainment mecha whose Functionality and Ethics chip went haywire during a performance, causing uh... not great things? no one died but they got p injured cos metal is heavy and she ran away, eventually getting to Nikki’s shop after they met in a back alley while Meredy was hiding and Nikki was fishing for parts. that’s basically all i have for now

oh christ where do i start with the zodiacs. okay lady fate got sick of having to look after EVERYONE after they died so she basically chose 15 random people (1 for each zodiac sign except for Gemini and Pisces, who got 2) and made it so when they die (mostly by unfortunate circumstances) they go to a special place in the afterlife where every dead person is called their Dominion (i. e. Aquarius Dominion, Taurus Dominion, etc.), and every person in this world goes to the Dominion corresponding to their zodiac sign where the corresponding Zodiac... doesn’t exactly rule over them but controls the Dominion in a way? they basically get to decide what everything looks like and stuff and they get to live in a big ol mansion with everything they could ever need. all of the Dominions are spread in a circle around a central area known as the Hub where people from different signs can intermingle. the entire area has this neat little feature where once you die and get there, any physical ailments are gone. couldn’t walk while you were alive? well now you can! missing one or more limbs? you can choose to get cool substitute limbs made of sparkling ether that function like normal limbs! were you experiencing gender dysphoria in life? your new body fits your preferred gender! finally, you get a necklace or other piece of jewelry that designates your sign so people can tell what you are! i haven’t worked on this world as much cos i didn’t have too many ideas at first but i really like it :o

Endris and Kyu are demons under service of the Demon King. Endris is a demon species known as a Kahre, a genetically engineered soldier race, but his test tube broke and it was too dangerous to put him in a new one so he’s just smol and ended up as a personal servant to the king. Kyu is a Senru, a general/advisor race, who’s like... a giant suck-up. he mostly refers to Endris as “defect” unless he’s saying that Kyu needs to go speak with the king for a bit because then he’s all sunshine and rainbows. there are also the Erina, small scientists and doctors, and Wisps, tiny lil servants that are often formed when a new soul enters the Underworld. i really liked designing all the demons for this universe and i’m prolly gonna make more uwu

Carrie and Zade just live in a normal world? like they could totally be real people in real life and their stories wouldn’t change. Zade, who is Carrie’s best friend since they were toddlers, is a trans guy, so he was having all sorts of anxiety when he had to explain to her why he would rather not be called the name she’s been referring to him as for 10 years. she was definitely fine with it though. as long as he’s happy, she’s happy! but Zade started transitioning in like 8th grade so most other people weren’t as nice cos middle school sucks, and Carrie was basically his only friend for a while. Carrie eventually figured out (mistakenly, i might add) that she was the reason Zade was getting bullied so she assumed that if she was gone he would be happier and have more friends so uh... she did a self oof? her assumption was wrong, obviously. but people did leave him alone for a while to let him grieve.

sorry for the dark turn at the end? but yeah that’s a basic explanation of most of my original universes \ ( -ワ- ) / if you have any questions feel free to ask! also PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know if i’m being offensive in any way in any of these??? i really don’t want to offend anyone but i’m an idiot so yeah i probably screwed up a lot

[kk-dirge]

like why do ppl wanna fuck zinnia..she has severe depression and probably makes suicide jokes that make you worried constantly..she would snap ur neck while youre not looking..she hasnt had a bath in 3 weeks

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

In which i rate dancestors via my opinion

Kankri: a garbage boy i hate him he is very bad i could rant about him for exactly 6 minutes least favorite character -69/10

Damara: a perfect girl good woman went thru tough shit honestly an inspiration to us all horny weebs 69420/10

Rufioh: another garbage boy stinkman belongs in the toilet horrible manipulative guy least favorite character along with kankri -111/10

Mituna: a perfect boy now thats a boy i could get into he is somewhat loud but he is a good softie he is a friend and boy 22/10

Meulin: good girl had harships very loud and rowdy girl honestly relatable :33/10

Porrim: a good women powerful lady true feminist icon and a hot vampire mommy wish i was her 1000/10

Latula: relatable gamer radical feminist with insecuries and a good protective gf for baby boy mituna point deducted for painful high fives 9/10

Aranea: evil manipulative spider women never shuts up and is condescending -8/10

Horrus: a soft but strong boy good boy whos horsekin would deduct a point for the drama but he didnt know and is a victim of rufioh too a strong 7/10

Kurloz: interesting but bad evil boy manipulates meulin and is creepy but we all need a little clown in our life 6/10

Cronus: another garbage boy pretends to be kin for attention and is a gross womanizer and bully of the disabled -7/10

Meenah: a rowdy funky punky girl strong woman brave and doesnt let people boss her nice music points deducted for bullying damara 38/10

[moro-nokimi]

Send Me a Character "Higuchi"?

garbageboy stinkman belongs in the toilet

First impression - Nasty Greasy Man Will Be Slam Dunked Into Trashcan Once I Get The Chance

Impression now - still a nasty greasy man but i laugh at him

Favorite moment - all his sniping with namikawa is THE funniest thing imo. he’s just so desperate to prove that He Is The Best so it just culminates in conversations that mostly go like “Shut Up You Pretentious Douchebag” “are you pissed bc [x shit higuchi is definitely holding a grudge for]”. also i love that he totally goes against social convention and outright acts like a dick to someone who he doesn’t like. it’s so entertaining.

Idea for a story - the guy’s got a poli sci degree in canon, actually, so i’d be interested to see what he’d be like in a political setting. (he’d probably snap at someone else / start a physical fight with someone who also wants to prove he’s the best)

Unpopular opinion - he’s p bad but he’s not as downright awful as kira light. i phrased this badly but i feel like kira (esp second arc) light is just. so fucking awful, i caught the plague just looking at him. higuchi is kinda like a doll that you fuck around with for a while and then stuff in the back of your closet for ten years, which he was in a literary sense.

Favorite relationship - him and namikawa

Favorite headcanon - he’s shorter than 5′5, not including the hair. he saw hatori was the same height as him and higuchi was like Not Today Satan and then he started doing That to his hair. Garbage Man Will Literally Slick His Hair Up Because He Wants To Be Taller Than Someone, More At Six.

[jinxietenma]

Even numbers for the Ace Attorney ask!

   forgot to answer thissssssss but thank u erienne i love you so much

2. Favourite case?Farewell my turnabout is GOOD and you are all just COWARDS

4. Favourite prosecutor?Franziska... perfect

6. Favourite victim?I’m not allowing myself any actually important victims so I gotta go with Valerie Hawthorne... please capcom let me meet her

8. Favourite assistant?The original is still the best if you dont like Maya get the FUCK off my blog

10. Favourite quote?Always a hard one... I gotta say “It's only natural for living creatures to fight to protect their own lives. But what makes us human is that we fight for others.” its such an easy quote but its sooo good and also it wraps up the series so well...

12. Least favourite case?Turnabout Bigtop belongs in the GARBAGE

14. Least favourite prosecutor?*griffin mcelroy* Godotboy stinkman!!!!

16. Least favourite victim?I care so little about victims... maybe corrida cause hes a bITCH

18. Least favourite assistant?None of them they are all my precious children.... if i HAD to pick id have to say Kay just because she’s the one I’m the least attached to but god i love them all

20. Least favourite memory of Ace Attorney?Back when i had garbage taste and shipped garbage things skdljgf

22. Maya Fey or Trucy Wright?Maya is too good for this world too pure

24. College Phoenix or Hobo Phoenix?Oh hobonick definetly... feenie kinda drives me nuts tbh like shut UP

26. Ace Attorney or Ace Attorney Investigations?I enjoy ace attorney proper more! running around is too much gameplay for me

28. Ace Attorney trilogy or Apollo Justice and Dual Destinies?OBVIOUSLY orig trig... fuck everybody else I respect you

30. Ema Skye as she is in Rise from the Ashes or Ema Skye as she is in Apollo Justice?Hmmmm this is a hard one but I gotta go with apollo jutice ema... She’s just really interesting and well written and I love her

32. Your opinion on Dai Gyakuten Saiban?God I wish I could play it... I love dgs a lot

34. Do you think Miles Edgeworth should get another Investigation-game or do you think another character deserves a spin-off?Edgeworth has had enough games give me that ema game we were supposed to get blease

36. Do you like where the franchise is heading or did you prefer the atmosphere in the original trilogy?Not to be mean but I think the new games suck ass

38. Capcom suddenly announces that the Ace Attorney franchise has ended for good! Your reaction?I’d be sad but honestly the time for it was 2 games ago... let shu takumi rest and go work on some other things.

40. Would you like an Ace Attorney anime?Wow these are old questions huh

42. Would you want to play an Ace Attorney game where you take on the prosecutors role?In theory yes! But I’m not sure how good the execution would be,,, tbh

44. Opinion on Lamiroir’s storyline?I don’t like Lamiroir honestly i think the whole thing was really poorly handlded... I dont like apollos 7000 backstories and shes embroilled in that and its made me not like her tbh

46. Capcom suddenly announces an Ace Attorney movie! Would you like it to be based on an already existing case or would you like an all new storyline?The Ace Attorney story line of games 1-3 is too tight to fit in an extranious movie.. I love the movie we have just make another one please and thank you

48. If there could be an Ace Attorney crossover with whatever franchise you’d like, which one would you choose? (Does not need to be a video-game franchise)Ghost..... trick

50. Do you think Dual Destinies deserved its M-rating?I don’t really care lmao i wasnt actually only 16 when it came out but i got my hands on it anyways so it made no difference on my life. I think M for meanies is extremely funny but also dual destinies has some content that might freak people out so warning people about that aint bad

[noknockingonmydoor]

tell us your ships for rohan please

*BREATHES IN DEEPLY* (I’m sorry for how long this is)

I think Rohan is... Very difficult to ship without losing the essence of his char.. I havent RP'd him before and he's my part 4 best Boi bc I have a soft spot for jerks with hidden depths, things happening under every harsh word he says, and I wanna gradually like Explore why he is the way he is. Like ofc we know he had horrible trauma as a kid that he tries to forget, and then a bunch of weird shit keeps on happening to him bc it's like he actively seeks trouble and chaos, just because he Can, to experience, learn Everything he possibly can, and he never reveals much about himself but sure as hell likes butting into other people's business

He has art to express himself with to the point that he's a shut in who doesn't understand how the world works beyond his need to pour his entire soul into his fictional little world. His creations are quite literally his life essence, what he breathes for, what he fights for, what he'd risk dying for. Like.. this little stinkman has very little boundaries. OK he wouldn't murder and ultimately fights for the right side, but there's no denying that he can be deranged with how far he's willing to go to get the job done

Like, I don't see him as very romantic or guided by emotions, I think him very subtle in expressing his feelings, love language, bc he's just rly self centered and self serving, oblivious to how he might be hurting others with his behaviour. He just craves conflict, because conflicts are what keeps a story going, and with everything he says and does he's just seeking attention, reaction. he's the type to prefer not to linger too much, keeps ppl who are useful, inspiring, interesting close by, others are just pages of a book to be flipped over and cast aside once the moment is over.

But if he were to somehow sincerely fall in love, which I believe he is really reluctant to, but not entirely opposed to? I think it'd be someone whom he can respect, who inspires him to be better, supports him and understands where he's coming from but also knows to talk back to him, argue with him, tell him he's not all that, give him a reality check when he loses all common sense, and then when the storm is over they have a way to show each other that it's all good, to comfort each other, not with words because words are a cheap tool to be used in a heated moment, more likely with a ridiculous, grand gesture of adoration and dedication. So basically a relationship with constant bickering, lots of dramatic relieving of tensions from both sides, lots of unspoken apologies, actions speaking over words, which might be a bit unhealthy but if it works, it works lmaoooo.. Like Rohan is pretty young and inexperienced with relationships, so I can see him not taking anything too seriously, preferring to hit and run when he gets the chance (hehe lol) as he has other things to focus on, but if things do get a bit too deep I do think he'd literally tear down the sky to ensure someone he truly loves is happy, or die trying.

Like I don't think I've ever shipped on a Tumblr RP blog, only like with friends or generally in private and generally just going Deep into a characters psyche, so I honestly don't even know how to approach ppl like 'hey u wanna ship hehe' cuz I don't wanna seem pushy, or like what if we just don't have the same idea of how our ship would work (I am bad at expressing myself to ppl I don't know), cuz bro I feel my interpretation might be a bit too complicated to deal with ngl but like... i am a slut for analyzing, constructing deconstructing characters tearing them apart gluing them together filling in the missing pieces of a puzzle etc etc when it comes to the romantic kind of love

SO, my dear anon.. I don't know if I answered your question how u expected it, but there u have this...... whatever this is

TL;DR: anyone who can put up with his bullshit

[shinyzango]

boater-hat replied to your photoset: I have a bad relationship with showers.

GO SHOWER GARBAGE-BOY STINKMAN! :U

SHUT UP ARTI UR NOT MY DAD

[stinkman007]

its just me and my faggot music against the world isnt it.

[magicalzombiegirl]

I haven't cried in 24hrs so that's something

[stinkman007]

"im gonna be sick" 'im gonna throw up' 'i need to do something violent' 'im clawing at the walls' 'im literally gonna sob' (i looked at my favorite guy for too long)

[stinkman007]

first date idea we go see an orchestra together. ok thats it bye

[stinkman007]

classical music. save me classical music. classicalmusic save me

[stinkman007]

me when the horror movie i watched speciificallly because it looks scary actually freaks me out