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#Kakuzu knows and he gives him powerful medicines/sedatives that put him to sleep and have him simply dream most of his murders
ladykissingfish · 1 year
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Deidara: Danna, what religion are you?
Sasori: Nothing.
Deidara: So you're an atheist?
Sasori: Not exactly. I'd like to believe in the idea of a higher power, but, I'm a creature of science. I believe in facts, statistics, and verifiable proofs. But I suppose I'm open to believing anything.
Deidara: I guess I'm like that too, hm. Not for the science stuff but about being open to things. I don't think it's good to be made to believe in one thing, you know? It's -
*Hidan comes into the room*
Hidan: Are you fuckers shopping for a new religion?? Because I've got the perfect one for you! I --
Sasori: No, Hidan.
Hidan: But ...
Deidara: Nobody wants to hear anything about your damn phony Lord Jashin, hm!
*Deidara and Sasori leave*
Hidan: *pulls up his right hand, revealing a hand-puppet with white hair and pink eyes*
Hidan: That fucker had the audacity to call you phony, Lord Jashin!
"Lord Jashin": Destroy the non-believer!
Hidan, raising his scythe with the other hand: As you command, my Lord.
Kakuzu, sneaking up behind with a syringe of Hidan's medication:
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