#sasodei

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: Sasori, would you take a bullet for me? Sasori: Absolutely not. Deidara: What?? Sasori: Do you have any idea the amount of time it would take me, to repair the damage a bullet could do to my wooden flesh? Not the mention the havoc it would wreak on my inner structure and my poison storage ... Deidara: Are you kidding me? So you wouldn't save my life if it came down to it, hm? Sasori: "Save your life"? Why would I need to do that? You have finer-honed survival instincts than anyone I know, Deidara. Are you honestly telling me you wouldn't sense the presence of a gun, and a possible bullet, ages before either thing came within a hundred yards of you? And even if you didn't ... have you suddenly become unable to dodge and duck? Deidara: Danna, I really think you're missing the point of the question, here. I mean, even though I'm a human, and my body is weaker than yours, I'd still throw myself in the path of a bullet if I thought it was gonna hurt you, hm. And I'd do that because I love you. Why can't you just -- Sasori: Oi, Oi, brat … *stops and sits in a chair, pulling Deidara down on his lap* I honestly had hoped that this would end by now … Deidara: What do you mean? Sasori: I mean this! This … this obsessive need you seem to have to make me “prove” that I love you. Sasori: *pulls Deidara closer to him and snuggles his chin in the top of Deidara’s hair* I LOVE you, brat! I love you more than air, more than eternity, more than myself! So please, stop asking me stupid questions that don’t mean anything! Deidara, grinning: Fine, hm. *the two sit quietly for awhile until Deidara softly clears his throat* Deidara: Okay but how about this … say a swarm of angry bees was chasing me down the road. Would you try and rescue me, or would you —

[nezumipapuruaka]

What Is canon to me :

-Kisame and Itachi having connection like friendship... At least plesant one

-Kakuzu and Hidan Being gay to ech other (typocal KakuHida is more headcanon, but LOOK AT THEM:)

-Deidara and Sasori having deep conection, both can't name it but Deidara was calmer about being in Akatsuki od he pair with Sasori

-Sasori was actually enjoying Deidaras presence

-Konan was going into depression / nihilism and did not wanted any emotional connection with last Akatsuki members. She had that will at The begining of organisation existence, before Sasori, Orochimaru and The rest of known squad joined

- Nagato was focusing on his mission, but was glad that Konan stayed. She was his last straw in staying sane.

- Konan and Nagato are canon friends

-Orochimaru did no have any personal connection w any of them

- Tobi was Obitos Alterego and he was pretending everything that he fine and said as Tobi

- White Zetsu actually liked Obito/ Tobi and probably had his own opinion on The rest

- Black Zetsu was OG villan and was playing Akatsuki lika cards

- Deidara was trying to mąkę Itachi hit rival but unsuccessfully

[oramja]

[bakapandy]

another round of warm up sketches based on suggestions from twt!

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

New Official Art

[multifandomnonsense]

[ghostgomery]

eh, i miss him too

[pink9610]

"Did you really think you could win with that weak point in your chest? THINK DANNA, THINK!"

[pocketlessdruid]

Sasodei week day 1: kids

Deidara gets so enthusiastic about meeting a fellow artist but sensory issued Sasori is absolutely not happy to be touched with mouth hands

@sasodeiweek

[sanrio-gyal]

The cultural significance of

Akatsuki amvs to “calling all the monsters” or “pokerface”

the Kakuhida and Sasodei “anything you can do” I can do better animatics.

“Akatsuki funny pictures” with the songs hamster dance, witch doctor, and boom boom boom boom.

The yaoi, seme, uke, lemon discourse. The “ukes” randomly ending up in skirts and dresses

The various mpreg Akatsuki fanfics. The Akatsuki fan children.

Kisaita, Sasodei, Kakuhida and tobizet amvs with the “warning yaoi. Don’t like don’t watch.” Or “warning boy x boy. Please no flames”

The Akatsuki cat fics.

Them literally being the tumblr sexy men.

The random “glomps” and Japanese words throughout fanfics.

The skinny black jeans and converse fits in every fanfic.

The Akatsuki high school fics where they were all bad boys and wore hoodies with the cloud on it.

The rock band aus.

The random ocs that somehow always got with Itachi.

The Akatsuki cosplay videos on yt and the awkward cosplays posted on deviantart.

The Akatsuki forums.

The Akatsuki members having to share one bed while traveling.

The end notes where the author would argue with the Akatsuki members.

Naruto joining the Akatsuki. The various fanfics and artwork that had an obsession with collars.

The time where people were confused about Deidara and Konan’s gender, sasori was drawn with white hair, and people thought Tobi was a teenager.

The ships sasori x zetsu, konan x Hidan, Madara x Deidara, Tobi x Zetsu, Itachi x Deidara.

The fangirls and ocs harassing the members and konan being a fujoshi.

The Akatsuki dress up flash games.

Sigh….what a time to be alive

[sadphosphorus]

:D

This cringe was created under the influence of memories of the good 10th years. The grass was greener and all that.

Caramelldansen should be playing in the background of this picture.

[radioactive-yuri]

one-sided sasodei funny as fuck for no reason. like help my 19 year old coworker keeps trying to fuck me and everytime i tell him i'm in my thirties he says "that's hot" and starts debating the nature of art with me

[oramja]

Dinner time

[multifandomnonsense]

I love the akatsuki they’re such losers

[ghostgomery]

[devildanya]

🦂💥🦈🐦‍⬛