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#Khash Caryalind and Miraak were off somewhere minding their own business
feykrorovaan · 7 months
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LDB:"So...who put the dead scorpion in Nebarra's boot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know."
Secunda:"I did. I put the dead scorpion in Nebarra's boot."
LDB:"No. You didn't...Remi?"
Remi:"Don't look at me,look at Gore."
Gore:"What? I didn't put a scorpion in there."
Remi:"Huh, that's weird, then how'd you know there was a scorpion in Nebarra's boot?"
Gore:"Because the boot is sitting right in front of us...and there's a dead scorpion."
Remi:"Suspicious."
Gore:"No, it's not."
Nebarra:"If it matters,probably not, but Xelzaz was the last one to fall asleep last night. He's always trying to poison me in some way."
Xelzaz:"LIAR! I've never tried to poison you!"
Nebarra:"Oh really then what did I see you mixing last night?!?"
Xelzaz:"I was prepping health potions for the next day as I do every night, everyone knows that!"
Secunda:"Okay let's not fight, I put the scorpion in his boot, let me take the blame."
LDB:"No! Who put the scorpion in his boot!?!"
Gore:"Sister, I just want to point out that Taliesin has been really quiet..."
Taliesin:"REALLY?!?"
*everyone starts arguing*
LDB to Auri,Kaidan,Inigo and Lucien:"I did it. I got tired of the subtle jabs and just wanted everyone to get it out of their system."
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