Listen I frankly don't care how yall relax or decompress and if you're among those people who regress or like kid stuff purely for aesthetic then fine, whatever long as you're still able to live a functional happy safe life-
But.
I really gotta ask. Where does this "happy vacant minded pure innocent haha no thoughts mind" association with being a kid or reliving childhood play even come from?
Cos frankly alla yall never have been or been around kids. At all.
"Lookee mee teehee Imma just a kyoot widdle goil with my immaculately decorated and absolutely clean hair and clean #aesthetic pink room and expensive adorable imported Japanese cosplays and designer stuffed animals and Instagram selfie influencer makeup, i just sit all day in bed surrounded by neat fwuffy pillows and flowers and organized building blocks in my sweet cute heavenly paradise where nothing bad ever happens uwu"
Meanwhile ACTUAL childhood, regardless of gender be like-
"MOMMMMM BILLY'S BLEEDING COS HE CALLED ME A PIECE OF SHIT SO I BIT HIM"
"I GOT ICE CREAM ON MY DRESS"
"DADDY DADDY WATCH ME KICK DIRT AT YOU HAHAH"
"EEEEEEEEEEEUGGHHHHRARAAAAAAA"
"FUCK YOU! NO FUCK YOU! DROP DEAD STUPID POOP HEAD"
"WAAAAAAH AUUUGHHH GHHHHHHHNNNN BUT I WANNA EAT MCDONALLLLDS"
"I will now take Barbie atop the great fire mountain, where she will make a living sacrifice of Pinkie Pie to the bloodthirsty ancient gods, so they may be appeased and no longer send deadly plagues to wipe out LegoLand."
"LEAVE ME ALONE STAY OUTTA MY ROOM IDIOTS AGGHH I HATE YOUUUU"
"MOMMEE THERE'S GUM IN MY HAIR"
"It's 9PM and I am in bed and I just heard a funny buzzing noise come from the house somewhere. The whole world literally wants to kill me in my sleep now. My bed will have nothing but my skeleton left in it by tomorrow....👀"
"I got pushed down in the mud at the playground because I told my friends I liked the color purple."
"I saw a dead earthworm on the ground and I cried cos I knew existential despair til I was red in the face and then got sent to the principle's office."
"Billy threw up so I just stood there and laughed until Billy threw some of his throw up at me"
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