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eaterofdust · 1 month ago

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this. This. This is why I refuse to watch rise of the guardians or any clips from it. It sounds cool, looks alright, but the irrational rage the appears within my very soul at the sight of Jack frost could convince someone that Heather is my favorite character.

"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

#Sorry if this is random #But I hate him #He did nothing wrong asides from being popular and popping up far too much in my httyd content #Not sure why but if something is where is does not belong for no reason it pisses me off so #Bitting him like I get bitten but with evil intent rather than pleasant intent #Id use him as chew toy but he is a creature of filth #undeserving #He must pay for his sins by forsaking his entire franchise #All I know is that's a guy whose name is dark or something and jacks really old and there's a badass looking rabbit #Doesn't that make hijack/frostcup a vaguely ped ship?#Whatever I don't know enough to judge aside from my unfaltering and purest hate #Sorry guys I need to vent this because I can't put it into words #Like rabid chien just grgegeggshggrggeghhgggggggggggggg #Hate hate hate hate #Kill death slaughter greerrr #That one image series of the guy with shape teeth covered in blood #Do you get my vision or emotion?#Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Jack frost as of him invading my personal space. There are 2289 httyd fics with him on AO3. If #You made very number of literature in any language written by a human with each letter equivalent to that #It would not equal ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR JACK FROST IN JUST THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO TYPE OUT THIS WORD ALONE #In this very micro instant my hate is nearly fathomless for jack frost #Hate hate #Were I to explain it to a fan of his #I think I would die #From the sheer violence enacted on me in return #Rip someone who does innocently scroll this far #This this I would do to this man...#Kind of talkative because I am “cured” from my ailments #evolving to the insane and inane rambling phase #I don't know what inane means but dictionary definition sounds like what I intend to convey

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