#Klanya

[mokolat]

TUA Inktober Day 11 : Vanilla Vanya Sex (HarcestKinktober)

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

Five: Can you guys just try and see it from my perspective?

Vanya: Bends down.

Klaus: Gets on knees.

Five: ...

Five: I hate you both.

[b-rainlet]

Tbh, Klaus/Vanya has so many rights

[that-bucket-hat-gal]

klaus: never microwave a caprisun

vanya: what’d you do?

klaus: i microwaved a caprisun.

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

♬

“The End” - Silverstein (feat. Lights) (x)

The first time we met, your face became etched in my mind.

You were the sun, I was the one who worshipped you.

My hands were your guns, your eyes were my muse.

And I knew you could never love me.

I had so much sorrow inside, you could never reach.

But can I still keep a place in your heart?

You broke my heart, you promised me the moon and stars.

I fell for your dreams, I fell for your lies.

There was no other way, you know I tried.

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

“Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.” - Christopher Morley

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

Gasoline - Klanya - TUA

By Garbage Shipper 

[b-rainlet]

Okay bear with me but Klaus/Five/Ben/Vanya Polya? Just, the whole thing, Klive, Horrance, Klanya, Ben x Five, Fiveya and Benya. These Soft Children with the Feral Disasters! (Also kinda makes me ship Luther/Diego/Allison too. Fuck!)

Yes!

Imagine Ben and Vanya actually being the ones to initiate things between them, like, they realize that there is something going on between the four of them and slowly come up with a plan to just ease Five and Klaus into the idea of dating? Because Klaus may talk a lot, but he is oblivious as hell and Five seems to be mostly concerned with time travel things and if they would leave everything to those two, it would take years for them to get together.

(I also have this image in my head of Ben leaning forward to kiss Klaus and Klaus is a stuttering mess all of a sudden).

Meanwhile Diego watches on and shakes his head.

D: "How can they be so oblivious? They are basically dating!"

Allison, with her head in Diego's lap and Luther, with his arm around Diego: *share a look*

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

+shatteredfacade

"Why on earth are you this drunk?" Klaus questioned, catching Anya as she started to fall off the curb of the sidewalk. "Anya, you'll have to walk. I don't feel like carrying you, sweetheart."

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

Text: Anya

Klaus: Sweetheart

Klaus: Anya

Klaus: ANYA

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

I could withhold. And you know exactly what I mean. And you'd never get what you want but I'll sure as hell tease you.

“Do as you wish, sweetheart. I don’t need sex to operate.”

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

You sassy little bugger, it wasn't meant to be a very insulting insult. But you know I could do something really mean. [grins]

“Oh? And what is that?”

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

I try to give you a compliment and see what you do. Butthead. ;P

“Butthead? Nearly two centuries old and that’s the insult you give me?”

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

I'm calm, I'm calm. And who said chivalry was dead? Nice to know I'm well taken care of. Then again I already knew that.

“I hardly call it chivalry, love. More like psychotic tendencies. But call it what you like, you are very well taken care of.”

[thelonelyhybrid-archive-blog]

Hey when someone talks about violating you then lets see who's not a potty mouth.

“Calm yourself. No one is going to violate you. You really think I’d let anyone do that? They’d be dead before the thought even crossed their mind.”