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Chakwera Attend Kulamba In Zambia

Chakwera Attend Kulamba In Zambia

President Lazarus Chakwera says he takes pride in celebrating different cultures as such celebrations bring unity among people of different cultures. Chakwera is speaking at the Kulamba Ceremony in Mkaika, Zambia, which is a cultural event for the Chewa people of Malawi, Zambia and Mozambique. The President says his administration champions co-existence among people of different cultures and…

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GTA V Baby Names

So in GTA V, on their fake internet they have a website Your New Baby’s Name which randomly generates names from a list. Of course being GTA they’re really dumb or innuendos (or both lol) but I am a collector of dumb names soooo here’s the list.

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Admiral Bongo

Aerosol

Analogue

Aorta

Apocalypse

Appstore

Aquaduck

Audreyobook

Bandar

Beardsplitter

Bandwidth

Bichplz

Bongtuberipper

Canto Santi

Chicken Tikka

Chum

Ciao-Chow

Circuitship

Clamdigger

Clothesline

Conflussus

Conundrum

Coppersweet

Corn-hole

Cosmoswimmer

Crowexza

Cytovag

Dappaccino

Dataplan

Dautletty

Denim Noo Noo

Digi Kulamba

Diplomat

Donkey the Third

Duvee

Effengee

Envelope

Farceur

Fatzwimble

Fire Wall

Fixieplix

Flannel

Flobbydart

Flu

Folgerphone

Furball

Haggislocity

Halfscopy

Hammer

Headrest

Heroineey

Hezzelfit

Hifructo

Hippo

Homeopath

Hydrolony

Isofrazzle

Kalesheezer

Labradoodle

Longburd

Lozzyklingers

Marinade

Mars Moon

Midtown

Mittens

Mitzimoo

Mojito

Neonty

Pastrami

Pip Pip Jongles

Pk'ikki'lax

Poofberretz

Pork Belly

Pro Phil Act'It

Pudwhacker

Pumpkin ale

Purps

Rumdonkey

Sandblaster

Santa Yeehah

Sashimi

Screwdriver

Sexicon

Shambastic

Snannando

Sle'ghandri

Spamfilter

Squeendot

Strickdine

Tapeworm

Thundermoon

Titty Rhino

Tophusk

Trampnesia

Trinket

Tycoon

U-Bend

Urfcake

Vapizza

Whazangtiz

Wheatgrass

Wolzal

Yum Yum Killer

Yuyu Lampon

Zero Gravity

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In 2011, the German conservationist Robert Risch was hiking along the banks of a river at the northern limits of Tabin wildlife reserve, home to pygmy elephants, orangutans and the Bornean banteng, an endangered species of wild cattle.

Risch was expecting to see long stretches of wilderness but instead saw a swathe of palm oil plantations and electric fences. Risch founded the Rhino and Forest Fund (RFF) in 2009 with the aim of reconnecting Tabin with Kulamba and creating a 200,000-hectare (775 sq mile) wilderness. Kulamba already abutted the Lower Kinabatangan-Segama wetlands, a Ramsar site of international importance.

In 2019, the RFF bought 65 hectares (160 acres) of land and gave it to the Sabah forestry department for conservation. Although RFF’s purchase was small, it represented the first dryland connection between the two parks in decades, providing wildlife with an 800-metre-wide corridor, large enough for elephants.

Find more age of extinction coverage here, and follow biodiversity reporters Phoebe Weston and Patrick Greenfield on Twitter for all the latest news and features / Courtesy The Guardian #protecting #wildlife #wildlifeconservation

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MUNIR ZULU BREAKS RANKS WITH OTHER INDEPENDENT MPS AND CALLS THEM UPND HIRED GUNS

MUNIR ZULU BREAKS RANKS WITH OTHER INDEPENDENT MPS AND CALLS THEM UPND HIRED GUNS

MUNIR BREAKS RANKS WITH OTHER INDEPENDENT MPS AND CALLS THEM HIRED GUNS Lumezi lawmaker Hon. Munir Zulu MP, who recently shared a light moment with President Hakainde Hichilema at the Kulamba Traditional Ceremony in Katete, has withdrawn from the Independent Members of Parliament Group. This is in protest to the action taken by some Independent MPs who went to the Airport to recieve President…

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Sampa The Great - The Return - A short film directed by Sanjay De Silva

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Banteng Bull by Steve Wilson Via Flickr: The banteng (Bos javanicus), also known as tembadau, is a species of wild cattle found in Southeast Asia. Banteng have been domesticated in several places in Southeast Asia, and there are around 1.5 million domestic banteng, which are called Bali cattle. These animals are used as working animals and for their meat. Banteng have also been introduced to Northern Australia, where they have established stable feral populations The wild Banteng is considered as Endangered by the IUCN. The populations on the Asian mainland have decreased by about 80% in the last decades. The total number of wild bantengs is estimated to about 5,000-8,000 animals. No population has more than 500 animals, only a few have more than 50. Reasons for the population decline are reduction of habitat, hunting, hybridisation with domestic cattle and infections with cattle diseases. The most important stronghold for the species is Java with the biggest populations in Ujung Kulon National Park and Baluran National Park. The biggest population on the mainland is found in Huai Kha Khaeng Wildlife Sanctuary in Thailand. Another larger population lives in Kaeng Krachan. Borneo has still a few hundred bantengs, more than a hundred of which occur in Kulamba Wildlife Reserve in Sabah

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Kuna watu naskia wana masikitiko kwa kutopata Teuzi, Na Kuna watu Wengine wanalia kwa watu wanaowapenda Kutopata Teuzi kwenye PDF ya Mama Nakumbuka Nimewahi kumskia Mama akisema maneno yanayomaanisha kuwa Historia yako itakubeba au itakuangusha kwenye kufanya kazi na Mama Kuna kitu natamani siku nyingi kutoboa, Nitoboe? Nitoboee? Acha leo Nitoboe Kama Ifuatavyo... Wengi wa watu waliokua wakitamani Teuzi hawajapata uteuzi Inawezekana sio rizki yao ila wapo clear na Next time wanaweza kulamba uteuzi, na kuna wengine hawapo clear na hawajui kama hawapo Clear hivyo basi haitokuja itokee kuwa Rizki yao mpaka watakapogundua kuwa wamechafuka ili wajisafishe, na kundi hili la pili ndo nataka niseme nao Kuna ndugu zetu kadhaa wamewahi kukumbwa na Scandal za Kutumia Dawa za Kulevya au za Scandal za Ukuwadi n.k lakini pamoja na kukumbwa na Scandal hizo nzito wao wenyewe wanaziona ndogo hivyo basi hawajawahi kukanusha au kujisafisha/ Jamani Mama Alishasema Mwanzo mwanzo wakati anaianza awamu hii Kama Rais wa Sita wa Jamhuri Uteuzi wa Kina @nikkwapili Simalenga Chopa Na wengineo, Taaarifa za Kunyapia nyapia ni kwamba wamechunguzwa ki ndaki ndaki na Wamepita kwenye chekeche lisilo na upendeleo hata theluthi wakakutwa Clean, Wewe Mwenzangu na mimi Pasword 800 kwenye simu (Natania 🙈) Mimi Natoa ushauri kwa Entertainers wengineo na wana habari yani wale ambao mngependa One Day mje kufanya kazi za Uongozi wa kiserikali au za kijamii katika level kubwa mjifunze kuishi leo yenu kwa Haki bila kwenda kinyume cha sheria hata kama ni kwa siri siri, Kama hamuamini Yatakuja kuwakuta Kama Ya Blo Sabaya (Anaetuhumiwa kwa nyomi ya mavitu vitu) #SoudyBrown #SoudyBrownOnline #NikisemaNimesemaNaSifuti https://www.instagram.com/p/CQZbO8cMdV4/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Mulhakho Wa Alhomwe Avoids Chakwera

Mulhakho Wa Alhomwe Avoids Chakwera

He has been to Zambia for the Chewa’s Kulamba Ceremony. Before that he was in Mzimba for the Umthetho. Just recently, he was in Ntcheu for the Ngoni’s Umhlangano. But President Lazarus Chakwera may not attend this year’s Mulhakho Wa Alhomwe Cultural festival as the organizers reveal they will not invite him to avoid compromising the ceremony. Whatever that means! The group’s Southern Region…

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Bemba Man Pretending To Be Gule Falls During Kulamba

BEMBA MAN PRETENDING TO BE GULE FALLS DURING KULAMBA. On Behalf of the council of wisemen from Eastern province I wish to announce to the nation that after proper investigations. It has been discovered that a Mulenga Bwalya of Kasama did clad himself in gule pretending to know what he was doing. And thought that it was easy to be a gule. Mr Mulenga without knowing how we the owners of the…

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Mwanaume kulamba asali ni Upimbi 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Mwanaume anachukua nyuki anatafuna moja moja kama karanga 😂😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/B2whj9ApA0P/?igshid=p48b7ycopxqy

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'The mouth is for eating, not for oral s*x' – President Museveni cautions Ugandans (Video)

‘The mouth is for eating, not for oral s*x’ – President Museveni cautions Ugandans (Video)

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President Museveni cautioned Ugandans not to enjoy wrong practices, enjoyed and advanced by pariahs

Uganda’s President Museveni has tended to the issue of oral s*x which is presently a far reaching practice in the nation and privately known as ‘kulamba lolo’.

As indicated by President Museveni, the mouth is implied for eating and not for s*x. He…

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BEHAVE DURING KULAMBA, COUNCIL WARNS VISITORS

BEHAVE DURING KULAMBA, COUNCIL WARNS VISITORS KATETE District Council (KDC) has appealed to all visitors to the district during the forthcoming Kulamba Traditional Ceremony to respect the rule of law. READ MORE:

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@SunZambian KATETE District Council (KDC) has appealed to all visitors to the district during the forthcoming Kulamba Traditional Ceremony to respect the rule of law.

Council public relations officer, Clarence Kaoma, said the visitors must conduct themselves and business in accordance with the Chewa traditional requirements.

“The local authority is urging the public…

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Gawa Undi cancels Kalumba ceremony

Gawa Undi cancels Kalumba ceremony

By ALICE NACHILEMBE The 2020 Kulamba Traditional Ceremony has been cancelled due to the prevailing global Corona Virus Desease (COVID-19) pandemic.

This follows the directive from Kalonga Gawa UNDI the traditional leader of the Chewa people of Zambia, Malawi and Mozambique.

Meanwhile, Kalonga Gawa UNDI wishes to thank the Governments of the three countries, and the Corporate world, for the…

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Dzuka Malawi: Lets stop political masturbation over elections - Malawi Nyasa Times - News from Malawi about Malawi

Dzuka Malawi: Lets stop political masturbation over elections – Malawi Nyasa Times – News from Malawi about Malawi

Next week I will be heading to Mkaika, yes, it is the last Saturday of the month, hence the famous Kulamba weekend which starts on a Thursday and ends on a Monday at Katete in Zambia. This is the Chewa’s biggest festival. The Brazilian carnival equivalent on Africa soil.

I was at Hora mountain, escorting one of the Chewa Chiefs last week. I heard Inkosi ya Makosi Mbelwa V talking of Ngoni threes-…

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‘The mouth is for eating, not for oral s2x’ – President Museveni warns Ugandans (Video)

‘The mouth is for eating, not for oral s2x’ – President Museveni warns Ugandans (Video)

Uganda’s President Museveni has addressed the issue of oral cex which is now a widespread practice in the country and locally known as ‘kulamba lolo‘. According to President Museveni, the mouth is meant for eating and not for cex. He said in his speech; “LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WARN OUR PEOPLE PUBLICLY ABOUT THE WRONG PRACTICES INDULGED IN AND PROMOTED BY SOME OF THE OUTSIDERS.ONE OF THEM…

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Chakwera Off To Zambia For Kulamba Ceremony

Chakwera Off To Zambia For Kulamba Ceremony

President Dr Lazarus Chakwera says the annual Kulamba ceremony in Zambia helps to unite people from three countries of Malawi, Mozambique and Zambia. Dr Chakwera was speaking at Kamuzu International Airport in Lilongwe on his departure to Zambia where he is to attend this year’s Kulamba ceremony at Mkaika. The Malawi leader and the First Lady Madam Monica Chakwera were seen off by Deputy…