#LAWD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER

[blmpff]

03.02.24

[boba-beom]

I SOBBED

i loved this song

and them

and beomgyu

and soobin

and beomgyu

[bunnykaye]

Luke Newton and Nicola Coughlan pose for pictures at the British Vogue x BAFTA Afterparty (02.18.2024)

[uchihaharlot]

Okay, so, I went to sleep when I suddenly got an idea about headcanon with Madara. What "if his dear lover god kidnapped by other village or clan idk"? You can use Madara from founders era.

Your dear anon.🫶

Nonny, lol, are you trying to start the next generational war? One that goes for several decades? …ok. (ps I am so so so sorry this took forever, I honestly just forget or am overwhelmed with work and this so so so short 🥲)

SFW; short hc for Madara rescuing his babe

Yea no. This is treason. On his life so help Madara, the earths going to be shattered as he spends endless days/weeks searching for her, however long it takes. Eliciting the help of every single one of his allies—in fact Hashi is one of the strongest soldiers under his command. The whole entirety of Konoha is on a war path because it’s easier than the village being reduce to a decimal under his thumb.

Lawd whoever had a gonads to steal his woman, better have good reason. Which wouldn’t matter since no reason will ever be reason enough. Madara sees red when he comes home and sees that their house is in disarray. She flought her kidnappers at least but it was fruitless. Which means they had numbers over her.

He knows it wasn’t Hashirama or Tobirama. Neither man stupid enough to do such a thing, as for who it was. Kami help them, they have awoken a man who knows no bounds, feels so weakness when met with this level of anger. Thankfully, its not long until he does find her and her captors.

Madara is not a merciful man when crossed, despite his comrades pleas (and his lover's), retribution is definite. Immense and painful, unrelenting to the point that if you called him crazy before, to do so now would be an understatement. It's said that his mangekyo sharingan allowed him the ability to reverse time (A/N in the video games 🤓 yes I had to google), with that being said. No one was certain until, when on the brink of death, her captor is nearly born again and in excruciating detail, relives their torture. Over and over, this is the only way to pacify him. No other form of punishment would suffice the level of terror his precious lover endured. I wouldn't put it past Madara to imprison this unsavory individual for eternity, just for his personal pleasure. A reminder to all exactly how far the depths of an Uchiha's adoration reaches.

[luvorastory]

GOOD LAWD ALMIGHTY I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER WHY IS THIS 6:09 MINUTES LONG?? 😩😩😩😩

(ngl atp i imagine lars playing washing machine heart by mitski on loop bc all i hear when junichi suwabe talks is sukuna and im so sorry bby ilysm i swear)

[jichng]

Oh lawd- I am not your strongest soldier😭,,, Lee Heesung everybody.

You can hit me with that bat you're holding 😭👀

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[dreamescapeswriting]

if you're going to write fic for our puppy i beg for a super fluffy one please 🧎🏽‍♀️ one where reader feels so affectionate they sit on seungmin's lap to shower him with little kisses and his angelic giggles is just (╥﹏╥) oh lawd I'm not your strongest soldier (〒﹏〒)

anyway I'm doing great except for the seungmin brainrot 😭 but all in all i feel great! i ate pasta and i had those sour strip and gummy wors (〒﹏〒) it's been so long since i ate those (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

also SKZ 5TH WIN FOR NOEASY ERA 🥳🥳🥳🥳 our boys are doing well 🥺💗 i hope they rest well after promotions, as well as all stays 🥺💗 you rest well too after work okay?😭🥺💗

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omg i forgot to tell you 😭 danceracha on etro earthbeat campaign 😭😭💗💗💗 I'm so excited 😭😭😭 my little dancey meow meows 😭 they honestly rock the clothes there even if in my opinion it looks like a disaster 😭 because i know if i were the one to wear clothes like that I'd look like an idiot 🥴😫 but they totally rocked it 😭😭😭💗💗💗 so excited for it to finally come out and just see them dance 🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗💗

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Fluff it shall be hunny, (I'll let you in on a secret 👀👀👀 I'm doing Seungmin for my Halloween collab) asdfghjkl; he deserves all of the kisses in the world babes

Nothing wrong with a bit of seungmin brain rot it's okay, we simp and we know that. It's okay haha 😭 Ooooo Pasta! I had some soup earlier and about to sit and read while drinking a slush puppy T.T I'm dying. We suddenly have this fucking heat wave out of NOWHERE

They're doing fantastic, I am so unbelieveably proud of both the boys and of stay!!! I promise to rest too! Like I said about to sit and read 💗🥰 Also tempted to take tomorrow off to go book shopping...Alone which will be a huge step for me!!!

Dancey meow meows thats adorable!!! yESSSSSSS!!!