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disclaimer: i quite dislike mahaepisodes. they're too long and stuffed with the drama of like 4 normal episodes, and thus are absolutely exhausting for me to watch at a go. i like my desi show episodes 22 minutes tops, thanks. so i'm kinda grumpy even before starting this.
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sona it's nice of you to pay for the day for gita and all, but i still don't get how you just sent a person working on the show to some random house to go do decor there....
oh boy. mhatre murdered his sweet wife. god, i had hoped he'd never darken our doorway again.
so nethra just came in here with this terrible news for some "i told you so"-ing? kinda disturbing.
you know when someone's like "best part hai ki tumhara koi lena dena nahi hai........" that it's going to have hella lotsa lena dena with the person here.
lol nethra is a little too optimistic about the law and order in our country, no?
these police officers are not as imposing as they think they are.
i just realised that this is a fake book. coz first off, 10th standard has just one combined textbook for all the three sciences. secondly, majaaal hai jo ncert textbooks are this glossy and attractive and spur students to have even the sliiiiiiiiiightest urge to study from them. #cbseSurvivor #dontAsk #stillNotOverTheTrauma
dr. surgeon approves of efforts put in. dude, don't you know highlighting is the easiest way to waste time and make it look like you're studying when you’re not??? god he must have been one of those sach mein padhaai karne waala types.
DOST/DOCTOR/FAKE BOYFRIEND CAN IDENTIFY BAD MOOD. ASKSJADLAKS HONESTLY ROHIT.
lmaooooooooooo yeah right, mr. death is just a flat line to me. ek patient coma mein chali gayi and you can't handle it, baaaat karte ho.
OK YOU'RE TAKING YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND DUTIES A LITTLE TOO SRSLY, MATE. THIS IS SOME REAL BOYFRIEND SHIT.
yaaaaaaaaaas, she asked him about raima. and he has some nonsense gyaan that he doesn't really believe. sir, you are simply having a good couple of days coz you're suppressing your real issues with this drama. please go to a real therapist, work on your issues, and genuinely move the fuck on.
her jamaofying rob on him. tooooooooo cute. i love it.
sona musing about what state their relationship will be in when they finish this drama and if they'll still be as close has me so surprised. she has the most sorted head on her shoulders i have ever seen on a character in tellywood. i keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, but she keeps pleasantly surprising me!!!!!!!!
idhar the sippy matriarchs are hellbent on acquiring sonakshi as bahu. whether she or rohit want it or not.
omfg. this one's screaming. we had a good few weeks without it and i'd forgotten how unpleasant it was.
this twit just wants the gossip on what sona di did ~this time~. god.
akash toh idhar bhi aa dhamka to snoop on decor. uncle, aapko aaj kal kaam pe nahi jaana kya?
at least he seems to like sona, which.... small mercies.
ughhhhhhhhhhh pariiiiiiii i hate you. you're such a troublemaker. also i know you're just using this as an excuse to call rohan. ugh ugh ugh UGH.
poor tanya. i feel such rage on her behalf, i swear to god.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THESE THREE ARE THE WORST. NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT WHEN THEY COMBINE THEIR AWFULNESS.
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo rohan's lameass line didn't work on pari. i love it.
oh my god, i hate pari so much.
ok kuch zyaaaaaaada hi buildup.
still can't take this paplu-taplu cop duo seriously.
also this guy’s shoddy pagdi is annoying me. there was literally no need to make him a sikh if you ppl couldn’t do it right.
hahahahahahaha.
oh god ishqbaaaz trauma coming back. *clutches chest*
arre waah, nishi ko "tacky serial actress" ka decor pasand aa gaya?
lol ajit ko idhar kahin pe khada kar do. he's already in the floral theme.
i agree with rohit. it's all too fucking much.
wow nishi defending it to rohit!
i hope this level-headedness of hers comes up again in other situations re: sona too.
i mean, i don't love the look (i like her in simpler stuff like what she did for teejri, than so done up) but i am fully here for rohit's reaction!
haaye what a confidence boost!
snort.
vimmi ke liye toh tyohaar sonakshi ka bday hoga. (guess rohit will join in too from this year....)
lmao rohit pushing pesky little brother away, and him springing right back.
i honestly love ajit the most. cutest little bean ever.
"vimmiji, aapne agar ek baar aur PARVATIJI kaha, toh main aapko PARVATIJI ke yaahan kaam karne bhej doonga."
oh god, sona singing the shirali tune of everyone getting coordinated outfits and theme and all.
"real life mein log kapde repeat kar sakte hain!" and yet, we rarely see YOU in the same outfit more than once?
"jaisa hai tumhara hai." uh no thnx, apna defective maal iske matthe daalne ki koshish mat karo!
god i love these two together.
yeh kya bakwaas music hai????
ma'am, he's a doctor. who cuts into ppl. he needs to look..... not insane. can't have him looking like he's dressed by shirali.
ohhhhhhhhh boy.
he likes this music? really?
good. lord.
OH GOD I AM DYING OF MICHMICHIIIIIIII. OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES IDIOTSSSSSSS.
lmaoooooo, why is he covering his chest?!?!?!?!!
also, don’t think i didn’t see you sneak a look at the goods, sona. i mean, good for you, at least you know what you gotta work with.
nice legs, rohit.
arre sona, khareedne se pehle packaging kholke dekhna kitno ke naseeb mein hota hai? in your own words, “appreciate karne ke bajay kitkit kar rahe ho”????
"AUR KOI TOH NAHI HAI KAMRE MEIN?????" lmaooooooo
oh god.
hein? this ain't no coordinated colours? everyone wearing kuch bhi. there's no match between decor, outfits, each other.... god it's like i'm tripping on acid.
lol aa gaya na line pe.
but also, i'd make this face at pehla waala nazaara. but i realize sab meri tarah awwal number ke tharki nahi hai.
same, mom, same.
..... what is the point of akash's character, really???
fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
oh god. naach gaana. oh lordddddd. like a michmichi punch to my gut.
nononononononono, fwding.
cute.
look at this one basking, all smiley. YOU BEST NOT LET THIS GIRL GO, ROHIT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
OH THANK GOD IMAGINATION THA. PHEWWWWWWW.
i ship this sismance.
panditji se kyun pooch rahe ho? as if his opinion is the one you want rn.
6/10. snort. pehle toh 10/10 tha (esp. without the clothes) but this akad got you -4.
oh boy, who this loud punjabi woman?
lmao i fully relate with nishi.
yeah, nishi's phadda with her is justified.
abbe oh tum dono ke mooh mein dahi jam gayi hai kya? you gonna let her talk to nishi like that??? YK? PUT YO MOM ON A LEASH PLS.
yeah, nishi is 100% right. fuck this saas.
uh hi naren, you're the worst and seem to know nothing about women. this is why your son hates you.
oh boy, more naach gaana. whyyyyyyyyyy????????
lol sona underestimating sippy boys ka dance. sis you just saw one of them. maybe the others are good?
"bedroom mein toh mera dance dekh ke bohut mazza aaya tha....." ASKLDJFDSLKFJLDSKFJLDSKJFLKSDFJ
ROHIT MAY I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE PRETENDING!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY NEED TO FUCKING STOP.
ohohohohoho challenge.
yk is like FUCK YEAH MY TIME HAS COME, MERE ANDAR KE KALAKAAAAAR KO MAUKA MIL RAHA HAI!!!!!!
abbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar, achche mood ka sayanaaaash karne yeh bhi aa gayi.
after that medical nonsense, i almost welcome the naach gaana.
also sona, there's exactly one doctor sippy boy here. you shoulda been more careful when issuing challenge. marketing types don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. builders and chefs toh are almost certainly on drugs.
yeah cute and all, but i'm fwding.
awwwwwwwwww yisssssssssssssssssssssss.
oh god, a perfect storm in a teacup situation brewing.
fuckkkkkkkkkk, look at them look at each other with those heart eyes.
ouff too much drama. this why i don't like mahaepisodes.
great. rohit getting called away to attend to raima. NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOOOOOOD.
oh godddddddd, let her go, abhi ke abhi haar chadhaana hai aap logon ko???? rohit's not even here!!!
nishi's face. poor thing. this is not her evening.
yk's mom has her nazar on it. pls stay in your lane, aunty.
ok that's huge and tacky and what outfits will it even go with.
yeah i'd be quite hairaan-pareshaan too, if saddled with this monstrosity.
"CRITI HOME" lol what a dumb name.
there is more than just one person in the world in a coma, rohit.
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHITTTTTTTTTT.
nishi's evening is finally looking up. she needed this win, and frankly, i'm kinda glad she got it.
no no no no don't go to see the patient now, there's a critical case at home, go handle thaaaat.
oh god, yelling yelling, so much yelling.
ajit in the bg having oh shit oh shit oh shittttttt moment.
THANK GOD. THAAAAAAAANK GOD.
behen ab toh tu uth hi jaa.
pls god stop yelling. i can't take this shit.
this nishi's saas is also one hungry-for-drama types.
oh no. this is not good.
oh goddddddddddddddddd, suman pls.
lmao nishi.
bless tanya and pooja who look so upset.
and then there's this idiot, jiske thopde pe tharak ke alaava koi expression nahi aata.
oh daaaaaaaaaaaamn, suman rastogi, you are way more masterful than you look.
i'm back to feeling really bad for nishi again. poori family ke saamne bhaanda phod diya.
but also, do i see a little bit of respect in her eyes for suman and the way she played it?????
lol standard desi mom "tu ghar toh chal" warning.
oh god pair choone waala drama mat karo pls.
sigh. poor nishi.
itni jaldi waapas pohunch gaya? aaj nahi hai mumbai ki sadko pe traffic????
oh god shaadi tak baat pohunch gayi hai.
never been this glad to see the police appear.
ok cannot handle thisssssssssss level of drama with the music and closeups. it's grating on my nerves. i’ll need to sleep all of tomorrow to handle this exhaustion.
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kasme vaade toh bade kar rahe ho, but let's see how they hold up after raima wakes up.
oooooooooh i am very interested in this new dynamic!
oh thank god, rohit finally finds out about mhatre. i hope he'll tell nishi and she'll come over on to #teamSona
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Okay so I really like the story of how Mr Peanutbutter got into television. The whole thing actually made him seem really likeable. Like not that he wasn’t likeable before but like. It was endearing and just kinda had a “this guy really is pure and good”
I really really really like the new opening of this season but also it’s sad that it has Sarah Lynn in it but also I totally get it
THE “PB 4 GOV” BANNER ISN’T WRECKED
(is it symbolic. Is. there something symbolic to the fact that this thing didn’t go wrong)
I have no idea how PB even got involved in politics. I love the fact that this makes no sense.
Hey Judah is back!!!
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO. IM SO NOT OKAY WITH THEM DOING A SHOW ABOUT SARAH LYNN. Princess Carolyn’s reaction is. my reaction honestly.
I’m actually really interested in the possibility of Todd having a sort of self-identity issue regarding labels. He seems really hesitant about labels. Kind of in a “do I actually have to confront this” way. Which. Is truly relatable. Which is going to be good to see.
(Especially since I was honestly really. really. really. really. looking forward to seeing Bojack processing Sarah Lynn’s death. Because.
I had to physically stop the video to let off this really ugly laughter at the fact that Princess Carolyn and Stilton were literally going to go on a movie date to see Paul Blart 3: Til Death Do Us Blart. (obligatory “find yourself a girl/guy who will go on movie dates to Paul Blart movies with you” sort of joke)
I like how Mr. PB asked for Diane to explain why he would make a good governor. It’s interesting. Because normally he’s just accepted what Diane says but like...it seems like a character development thing. Like he’s needing more solid affirmation and stuff and realizing that reasons exist
“You and me both, friendo” sjdigosdf I love that Mr. Peanutbutter said “friendo”
Also I utterly utterly love everything that Todd is doing. I love that he stole kettle corn while riding a drone throne.
The public are so goddamn set on Peanutbutter ski-racing Woodchuck. This is one of my favorite things about the show. Utterly absurd things become extremely significant to large groups of people and it sounds ridiculous but people are actually kinda like that in real life, it’s just weirder to see it happen when some of those people are animals.
HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SKI. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Also what’s with the “doggy doggy what now?” catchphrase? He’s never said that before but he was doing it in the 90′s. This has gotta mean something
Todd is taking being stuck in a drone throne with kettle corn remarkably well. I love him.
“There will be no shenanigans on my watch.” I like everthing this cahracter is saying.
Please let Princess Carolyn have her family. Please please please let this be a thing. I love seeing her with Stilton. It’s what she deserves.
Also I notice some of the animation is in fact getting better. Like with motion and stuff (like when Todd fell off the drone throne). And with perspective and angles
IS TODD GONNA WIN THE RACE ALSO DID HE JUST HELL “HIGH FOREVER”
TODD. FUCKING. WON.
My favorite part is that Todd won basically just by being Todd.
Nooooo Todd please stay governor
Todd didn’t get to be governor...
but Peanutbutter gets to run for governor so this is good
where’s Bojack
please let us see where Bojack is
Also is the song at the end going to be the Mr. Peanutbutter version of it this season. I really love that. I think there’s good things that are going to happen this season.
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TL;DR: remember when we thought the forced wedding in 2016 was THE WORST it could possibly get? ahahahaha NO. kudos to harneet for topping that!
his obsession with her ghoongat is both perplexing and hilarious.
so... surbhi had a scene where she bites nakuul, and still SHE'S the one who ended up with bruises??????? HOW? it's so much easier to fucking control your hands and the pressure they exert than with your mouth? I AM CONFUSION *tapping the screen* AMERICA EXBLAINNNNNN
what is this chachi's damage? no really, is there any kinda backstory to this hatred she has for anika ya bas ainvayi????
GAURI I SWEAR TO GOD JUST SLAP HER SHE DESERVES IT
RUN ANIKA FUCKING RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ohhhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk. [psycho violin screech.mp3]
ok he's scaring me with how still and unblinking he is. he really is.
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES OK THIS IS THE MOSTTTTTT SHIVAAY HAS SCARED ME AFTER THE ORIGINAL FORCED WEDDING
he has gauri's number on speed dial? jijuuuuuu moves faaaaast.
"satyanaaaaaash. pehle toh badi gayab thi, ab toh choti bhi bhaag gayi."
lmaoooo this chachi is so OTT.
dang my chest realllllly hurts for anika. it really really hurts.
oh no. trigger word. “priyanka”.
he's lost it. he's beyond alllllllllll reason now.
lmao that was a short af rikshaw ride. kuch toh transition shots dikhaate.
GOD ANIKA JUST LET HIM TELL HER. LIKE... YOU CAN AT LEAST EXPLAIN TO HER. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WAY BACK FROM THIS WITH HER. IT'S NOT FUCKING WORTH MARRYING THIS CRAZYASS FUCKER FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... is gauri blind/deaf? can she not see/hear literally the only two human beings within a 3 mile radius STRUGGLING AND YELLING AT EACH OTHER?
yeah he's compleeeeeeeeeeetely off his rocker.
no literally, shivaay and anika are straight up looking at her, he's even yelling her name, and gauri can't see/hear them??????
TUM DONO KE IS BAKCHODI MEIN MERI GAURI KA HEART FAIL HO RAHA HAI CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKING PICK UP THE PHONE AND TELL HER THAT HER SISTER IS ALIVE AND WELL
OK NOT WELL. BUT ALIVE.
ok i really realllllllllly REALLLLLLY hate this garbage. what the everloving fuck???? could they possible degrade the female character more?
THIS FUCKING PANDIT. HE SHOULD BE JAILED.
... she heard the mandir ki ghanti ring ONCE, and she knows it's a shaadi??????????? like.... ?????? what kinda ESP (extra sanskaari powers) do tellywood heroines these days have??????
UM GAURI, MOVE FASTER. PLS.
yeah if the groom has THIS look on his face, like he's on bath salts; maybe reschedule your shaadi.
GAURI WTFFFFFFFFFFF JUST GO LOOOK OMGGGGGGGGGGG
hero apna on bath salts + cocaine + x, toh heroine apni is on weed.
FUCKING DO NOT PLAY MANGALAM BHAGWAN VISHNU. DO NOT. PLEASE. I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER IT FROM THE ORIGINAL WEDDING IN 2016. + RUMYA'S WEDDING. I'VE HEARD THAT ONE LINE REPEATED SO MUCH I NEVER WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN.
omfggggg the way he's YANKING at her.
AND THIS PANDIT HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOO ISSUES? NONEEEEEEEE WHATSOEVER. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE AS MUCH AS SHIVAAY DOES.
dude pls blink. you're scaring me. you really are.
..... THIS IS... LIKE ... HE'S LITERALLY DOING THIS WITH AN UNCONSCIOUS PERSON. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?????
gauri you beautiful idiot. i can't even with you rn.
SEEMS LIKE THE TRIVEDI SISTERS WERE GIVEN STUPIDITY GENES IN SPAAAAADES IN THIS UNIVERSE.
THE PANDIT IS SMILING. HE'S SMILING. TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT GET INTO THE FUCKING SCREEN RIGHT THIS MINUTE AND MURDER HIM.
... so the mandir just has a supply of mangalsutras for situations like these? cool. cool cool cool cool cool cool.
YAAAAAAAS GAURI RAISING HELL IN OBEROI MANSION. FUCKING BURN IT DOWN MY LITTLE BIRD.
lmao gauri's like FUCK MY CRUSH ON THIS DUDE AND THE EYE SEX WE HAD THAT DAY, IMMA FUCKING YELL IN HIS FACE RE: HIS BROTHER AND RICH PEOPLE FUCKERY.
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa buddy boy. yeah you're hot and all, but it's waaaaaaaay too early for you to get all “nice guy” handsy with her like this. keep your ameeron waale paws to yourself.
ohohohoh he scored her digits tho. smooth, omkara! smooooooooth.
UGH NO GO BACK TO OM AND GAURI; THESE TWO MAKE MY STOMACH HURT FROM SAD AND ANGRY
um fuck that's the tightest fucking mangalsutra ever? is he trying to strangle her to death with it?
YEAH DON'T TRY TO ROMANTICIZE THIS SHIT BY HAVING HIM SLOW DOWN AND GENTLE HIS MOVEMENTS AT THE SINDOOR AND LOOK AT HER ALL DEEP RN. YOU'VE MADE HIM A FUCKING BRUTE ALL THIS WHILE, KEEP THAT VICIOUS CONSISTENCY GOING. BLOODY BEECH MEIN PANDERING TO THE FUCKING FANGIRLS ALSO.
oh yeah totally the faces of two people in a healthy sampannn vivaah.
oh she's waking up from her catatonic state. yiiiiiikes.
the varmalas are the FIRST part of the wedding, you dumbass pandit. they have LITERALLY no meaning if allllllll these rituals are over. they literally just put this part in to have HER do something and him to reject it. it's bogus and bullshit.
OMFG THIS FUCKING PANDIT. BADE AAYE “ZYAADA HAI!” TOH YEH ZABARDASTI KI MANHOOS SHAADI KYA PUNYA KE LIYE KARWAAYA TUNEY???????? FUCKING FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE I....
more sign language that... man idk wtf you're trying to... just use your speaking words.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ANIKA YOU IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OF A WOMAN OH GOD WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKK WOULD YOU WANNA GO WITH HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOD HELP ME I CANNOT GET OVER HOW FUCKING DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SHE ISSSSSSSSSSS
OHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK, THAT'S WHY HE PAID THE PANDIT SO MUCH. SHIVAAY YOU FUCKING....
please don't tell me this dumb bitch is gonna use bhagwaan as sakshi and gawaah.
oh no the pandit's still there.
girl i can't believe you're putting your faith in this fucking pandit who fucking conducted this wedding while you were clearly not consenting and were half-dead through all the ceremony.
pandit you motherfucking coward tujhe toh gauri gundi dekh legi. AND I WILL JOIN HER IN BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU YOU SPINELESS TURD!!!!!
OMFG SHE DID THE BHAGWAAN AS GAWAAH THING. JFC I REALLY CANNNOTTTTTTTTTT WITH THIS ANIKA.
literally my face at her bs too. lol good luck PROVING that, you stupid twit.
OMFG MOVED ON FROM BHAGWAAN TO AGNI AS SAKSHI. THIS GIRL IS...
yeah this episode is gonna get lottttttttttttttttt of trp aunty approval. definitelyyyyy.
ARDHANGINI. JANAM JANAM KA SAATH. OMFGGGGGG I CAN'T EVENNNNNN.
anika please stop talking lord above this is painful.
OH FUCK HE'S GONNA BREAK IT. HE'S GONNA BREAK IT???????/
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HE BROKEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOTHERFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
... SHE'S GONNA PICK UP THOSE FUCKING BEADS? ARE YOU... ARE YOU FUCKING....
THIS IS LITERALLY ME RN. #BIGFUCKINGMOOD
IT'S OFFICIAL: NO FUCKING TELLYWOOD HEROINE I'VE EVER WATCHED HAS BEEN THIS LVL OF DHEENT AND DUMBASS EVER. THIS IS THE WORST DEPTHS I’VE EVER SEEN A FEMALE LEAD SINK TO I THINK.
lmaoooooooooo now she's giving him vaasta of his fucking dil. yeah coz this man here seems like a real big dilwaala. HIS CHHEDH WAALA DIL WILL BE JUST FINE, DON'T YOU WORRY SIS. HE’S GONNA GO HOME AFTER THIS AND SLEEP THE BEST SLEEP OF HIS DAMN LIFE.
no literally anika, what did you think this was? like did you really think you'd go back home with him and be like lalalala happy happy with him?????
god shivaay you... you.... YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE MURDERED YOU TOO WHEN SHE MURDERED YOUR DAD YOU DIRTY SON OF A
... how and WHY would she be known as a rakhail though? I STILLLLLLLL DON'T GET IT. she'll say she's married to you, you'll say she isn't. WHERE DOES THE RAKHAIL BIT COME IN HERE???????? I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
oh thank god omkara is taking things up there and yelling at shivaay. thank god they retained that aspect of his.
meanwhile here this idiot chick is just spouting off her mouth about being married to shivaay. goddddddddddddddddd WHY? JUST... WHY??????
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