#LMFAOOOO well there was going to be a part 2 but i got lazy oh well

[gammaraydeath]

canoodling on the job... don't you have a galaxy to save or smth

edi at the main battery terminal like

[chil2de]

Could I request headcanons of Haikyuu characters being sent nudes by their girlfriend(s)? Akaashi, Atsumu, Suna, Bokuto, Oikawa, Kuro

ding! - various haikyuu x reader

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS IDEA OH MY GOD i was cackling in my notes

ima make a gintama version i think that would be funny as hell

akaashi

- he’s just going on about his day, probably out to get coffee

- casually waiting for his order and his phone buzzes

- he figures it’s bokuto so he ignores it

- it buzzes again

- and again

- he slides his phone out, features softening when your name flashes up (but ofc he wrote your nickname with a bunch of cute emojis😔)

- oh the horror on his face when he didn’t think twice about opening a snap from his girlfriend

- he just stares at his phone, slowly blinking

- looks up from the screen, slowly scanning the environment lmfaooo imagine this dudes passive face just eyes darting around while hes like ah shit

- turns his phone off and has to breathe for a bit

- takes his phone back out, replays it and takes a screenshot then slides it back into his pocket

atsumu

- LNDHFH HAHAH oh my god im sorry

- dude this guy would literally drop everything and leave he would gloat that he’s getting some

- in the middle of practice w his team and his phone buzzes, he takes it out and he snorts

- “alright im leaving”

- “leaving?” suna creased his eyebrows, facial expression softening in realisation when he gazed over at his phone,

- ohhh. okay.

- “atsumu, you can’t just leave during practice-“

- “shut the hell up osamu, i’m getting laid tonight, see you cherry boys later”

suna

- literally will not act on it if he’s in bed

- even at his age he acts like some kind of toddler LMAO

- “if i’m already under the blankets then i’m not getting out”

- bruh if you send him nudes he’ll just be like aight

- probably replays it, gives you a compliment (he means it, he’s just lazy)

- “if you want dick you’re gonna have to come over cause i’m in bed already”

- like wtf who says that suna please LOL

- “and you’ll probably have to ride me”

- okay thank you for your input

bokuto

- always hanging out with his friends

- they were playing the “whoever gets a text message first has to pay the bill for the food”

- bro the disappointment on bokuto’s face when his phone lit up

- well at least he’ll open it

- literally chokes on the food he was eating LMFAOOOO

- akaashi and kuro just look at him with bewilderment like “wtf is wrong with you”

- he doesnt say anything, but hes got that face where theres tears pricking the corner of his eyes and he looks like he’s about to cry out of glee

- just stands up with his phone in his hand, still staring at the photo and leaves

- “get a load of that idiot, what the hell’s wrong with him?”

- “beats me”

oikawa

- definitely hanging out w/ iwaizumi

- they’re out clothes shopping together because we still ship

- “oikawa, shouldn’t you answer your phone? it’s been going off for five minutes”

- “nah”

- “no? isn’t it your girlfriend?”

- “i asked her to send me photos of the assignment, i’ll look at it later”

- “are we doing the same assignment? the biology one? it’s like two pages”

- “really?” oikawa creased his eyebrows, slipping his phone out

- huh,

- would you look at that?

- mf would have the dirtiest smirk on his face

- literally wolf whistled under his breath

- “yeah, that’s some pretty nice assignments there”

- bro iwaizumi would be sus af oikawa has never sounded so excited to see work LOL

- “listen, can you take this to the checkout? you can drop by later”

- “you’re really gonna tell me you’re leaving to do work huh”

- just waves at him, turning his head back to wink at iwa

kuroo

- i know a lot of people like to write him for being the world’s smoothest mf (myself included) but i feel like if he can’t act on it right there and then he’ll just be the worlds biggest bumbling idiot

- definitely the type to start accidentally juggling his phone in his hands because he dropped it LMFAO dude has the biggest nosebleed he can literally FEEL it dripping down

- bro he cant think straight like

- for being so intelligent and able to analyse things my guy saw some ass and it left him speechless KDHFHS

- kenma’s just blinking at him, homeboy already knows whats up

- “is it (y/n)-“

- “no, it’s uh, i need to pay for my phone plan”

- “you need to pay for your phone plan but there’s a tent in your shorts?” HFGHF kenma you didnt need to call him out like that

read part 2 here! features iwaizumi, kageyama, tendou and ushijima