#LeechAnswers

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Top 5 reasons red team is better than blue team

All of Red Team can wear pants (rip epsilon)

Took out the Meta

Hit Wash with a car

DOUNT

L O P E Z

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Top ten headcannons for the crew of the hephaestus?

In no particular order:

Eiffel sings and sings well. (inspired by finding a record by a band named ‘Doug and the Slugs’)(I may have written an unposted oneshot thing with Eiffel and Singing)

Minkowski does cross stitch.

Lovelace used to take as many unflattering pictures of her crew as possible. She lost her scrapbook after the hole Minkowski blew into the ship

If circumstances were different, if the Hephaestus Mission didn’t happen and Hilbert wasn’t keen on experimenting on Eiffel, they would have been friends

Eiffel was more of a movie/comic/television/book guy- he didn’t really grow up with video games

Once they get back to Earth, with the advancements of technology when they were gone, they’re able to put Hera on a hard drive to get her away from Goddard/The Government.

Minkowski is allergic to strawberries

Lovelace is the best cook out of them all

(But Eiffel is the best at baking)

Lovelace reminded Hilbert of his sister

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D.Va / Brigitte : Cheerleader / Quarterback AU

1.) People think, looking at Hana Song and Brigitte Lindholm, that Hana is the cheerleader. They would be thinking wrong.

2.) Brigitte is the person you want at the bottom of a pyramid, the person you want to throw you, the person you want to catch you. And all the other cheerleaders get all :heart_eyes: at her muscles.

3.) Brigitte can’t wear? Hana’s football jacket bc she...tiny. Like, she’s jacked af, but she’s just smaller than Brigitte. Brigitte pretends that doesn’t bother her (but it does she wants to show her love for her cute powerful gf off)

4.) They met when Hana basically piledrove the football into Brigitte’s face when she was bending down to tie her shoes. It was love at first broken nose.

5.) Hana can and will regularly lift Brigitte. If she’s taking too long talking to someone, Hana will pick her up and start walking away.

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hsjdjf there should be a text that's between william birkin and wesker and they're like "one of these days I swear to god some shit will go down and we'd probably both be dead like Marcus"-

haha I’ll see if I can do somethin like that~~~~

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The posts on this blog are some of the funniest shit I've seen on tumblr in a long time

Ah, thank you! I’m glad you think so- I love working on this blog hehe

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Top 5 reasons Locus is bby

Is bug-person

Terrible taste in men

Very huggable

Lets Grif keep the volleyballs

I want to squish their face

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Top five reasons blue team is best

Caboose

The Multiple Flavors of Church

K A I

Their ability to adopt/make friends with anyone/anything

Because I love them and I said so

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Fic title: It started out with a kiss

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it         

Current Day Fake-Dating Collage AU.

Leonard Church would like his family to get off of his case, so when yet another aunt asks him about when he’s going to get a girlfriend, he grabs the arm of the first guy who walks past, kisses him, and introduces him as his boyfriend. Luckily for him, Michael Caboose is A) in a few of Chruch’s classes, B) willing to play the part, and c) actually kind of hot

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Where did you find your avatar pic, the one with Locus wearing sun glasses on his helmet?

I actually made it! I took a screenshot I took from the show and photoshopped some glasses on him. I would have used the same glasses as my other blogs but I figured that red and blue glasses were fitting ;D

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Fic title: From the bottom of my heart, my bad

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it        

A handful of short drabbles set in PFL focused on York doing things like spilling coffee on Maine, eating something that South had in the fridge, tripping Florida...one small thing for each Freelancer in which York Hecks Up

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Fic title: narcs, parks, and sparks

I didn’t....see this ask rip SORRY THIS IS LATE

Tucker is Wash’s undercover contact with some kind of crime syndicate. To Tucker’s dismay, he begins falling for Wash during their meetings at the local park under the guise of Tucker taking Junior to play and Wash walking his roommate’s dog, Freckles.

When things start getting too dicey for Tucker, he turns to Wash to look after Junior before disappearing.

Tucker totally stabs the shit out of Felix and it turns out that Locus is Carolina’s undercover contact bc......I enjoy Carolina/Locus

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Top 5 Agents of project freelancer

CT

479er

Wash

South

YorkCarolinaMaineNorthTex

Alternatively...

Theta

Theta

Theta

479er

Theta

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Top five versions of Church

Orb-silon

Carolina

Epsilon

Alpha

Epsilon, but angry

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Top five band names for the red/blue band Carolina Is the singer of

La Rouge (La Roux)

Carolina & the Dipshits (Marina & the Diamonds)

Navy 5 (Maroon 5)

¢arolina (Ke$ha)

Two Steps From Chorus (Two Steps From Hell)

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Top ten sexist United states presidents?

I (Mod Leech) am from Canada, and I’ve never looked at any politician and thought “hm. sexy” so instead...

Top Ten Ways Inara The Cat Bothers My Sibling

Sits on them when they are trying to eat

Stands on their computer

Burps in their face

Lays on them and digs her claws into their chest (but lovingly)

Climbs in their sock drawer and starts to snore

Sticks her head in their water and drinks it

Sticks her head in their water, gets her head stuck, spills water everywhere

Impedes video game playing

Changed their subtitles to neon yellow on youtube with her cat feet

Climbs on their dresser/bookshelves in their room, causing a ruckus

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top five reasons to fear meta

Big

Steals your friends

Tall enough to put your stuff on really high shelves if he felt like it

Probably punches really hard

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