#Listen this is totally brought to you by english class constantly batting me over the head with

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 5X16 Dark Side of the Moon

KITTY IS SNUGGLING MY INJURED FOOT

BABY

oo samulet time

gun being pointed at them...?

DEAN KNOWS THEM?

ah hunters

I keep forgetting they started the apocalypse

...sam got shot?

ooo they're getting street cred "knowing Dean Winchester's on our ass" nicenice

"when I come back" ope

is that fucking knocking on heaven's door

oh OH IT'S HEAVEN SCENES

OH DEAN'S HEAVEN IS HIM AND HIS BROTHER AND THE FUCKING FIREWORKS

AND TAKING CARE OF HIS LITTLE BROTHER

aw baby Sam looks so happy

fuck me

oh the PTSD got to him

HE"S THE RADIO!

CAS THE RADIO!!!

oh he thinks he's dreaming at first ouch

"I'm dead" "condolences" CAS OH MY GOD

"how am i in heaven" ouch

oh the SKYYY IS SO COOL

boy them being the same age but being placed in their younger selves is Unsettling sometimes

why do yall hate sam so much oh my god

they're so confused

they're BOTH "you I get but me" OH MY GOD

Dean stop covering up your feelings

"we had thanksgiving every year" aw Dean

"I can't return to heaven" cAS? THAT FEELS IMPORTANT?

the two road asphalt road that leads you to Eden is so fucking cool though

either god doesn't want to be found, or heaven doesn't want to be leaved

this is NEAT

oh god and Dean being the only one of the two that remember home

"It wasn't perfect till after she died" oh my GOD

He mythologized mary oh my GOD I HATE THIS

DEAN WAS LIKE THREE OR FOUR

AND HE COMFORTS HIS GODDAMN MOM I HATE THIS

"how long you've been cleaning up dad's messes" OUCHHH

oo and they have to find the road

Dean's are all tinged with regret and responsibility

and Sam's are escape

the half smile and the implied "dad beat me up" jesus CHRIST

nooo I LOVE BONES

oh Sam tried to not think about it

"night you ditched us for stanford" oh dear lord

and Sam got...none of the fun family stuff

estranged fucking siblings oh this HURTS ME

~running from an angel. on foot. in heaven.~ LMAOOO

listen he's fun when he's smug smug villains are fun

AS H!

OH M Y GOD IT'S THE GODDAMN ROADHOUSE

ah everyone's heaven, o that's kinda neat tho

"disneyland but without all the antisemitism" AHAHA

soulmates...why was that awkward

he's just vibing in other people's heaven's i love this

anD HE'S FLUENT IN ENOCHIAN

again

"you boys die more than anyone I've ever met" oh my FUCKING CHRIST I LOVE THAT

Ellen and Jo :(

PAMELA!

*smacks him for getting her killed*

"we got ash killed too" "I'm cool with it" "he's cool with it" oh my god

heh Pamela's having fun in Heaven too

HEAVEN'S LONELY! IT'S NICE BUT IT'S LONELY

DEAN's FUCKING CONFUSED STARE WAS SO FUNNY THOUGH

he's so shook it's very funny

"I'm sure I'll see you again soon" AHAHA

ah yes the wink I see you've composed yourself

"I never loved you" oh jesus

that's the thing he's sensitive about

huh that sounds like something Sam would say huh :(

"everybody leaves you Dean" oh you BET he's noticed

this is very strange

"she's quite the milf" what the hell

what the Hell

I appreciate how he got assigned the winchesters and he fucking failed

in your defense, they're very stubborn

"he may be strong ... but I'm petty" LMAO

ah the garden

sup joshua

"cleveland botanical gardens"

AW A FIELD TRIP

"he knows, he doesn't think it's his problem" uh

...you can't find god

yep God's a deadbeat

...so Sam's the main character? guys...guys give him dialogue oh my god

"I'm rooting for you but I can't help"

this time you have to remember

boy that is a lot of beer

oh good now Cas gets to be existential too!

instantly "you son of a bitch"

here dean take ur amulet back

Sam tries the pep talk

it's a tough crowd

OH NOO THE SAMULET

wrap up

1. Sam. Sam's heaven is escaping, getting away from an overbearing family. I think he doesn't have a good sense of self because he hasn't been allowed to develop one, really, and he wants it. Also that makes him hard to make a main character, but that means the writers don't like him

how the fuck did you set up a main character and then hate him because you're projecting on your secondary protagonist so hard, how did you do that

HE'S THE ANTICHRIST HOW DID YOU-

2. Dean. ok. So. Dean's things centered around family, but importantly, they were all bittersweet. "dad would never let us" "dad still loves you" Dean has Very Severe Daddy Issues, as we know, and it's clear that they're everywhere. But due to the responsibility, it was a lot better when they lived in a stable goddamn house, so I think that's what he ended up mythologizing. also very clear abandonment issues, as he got blamed for everything due to stepping up as the oldest both in an absent dad, and dead mom scenario. as little of a personality that Sam was allowed to develop, Dean is still in this kind of panicked survival mode, and he really has no idea what the fuck he's doing. or so I think. he hates himself because he made himself to be what others wanted/needed.

I can't believe that implied abuse line was this early and they still tried to martyr John like...

3. Ash! Pamela! I liked that Ash keeps greeting the winchesters, I love Pamela being there, i liked the whole like...they vibe in heaven, but Ash, with knowing Heaven stuff and Smart Person stuff and hunter stuff, figured out how to jump, i love everyone's little slice of heaven. Listen, recognizing recurring characters is nice

4. THE VIBE. Ok...asphalt road to the garden. Several different heavens? the angels having complete dominion and them basically quietly fighting over it? Cas only being able to talk either on radio or TV because he's a wavelength? GOOD SHIT

HELL EVEN THE GARDEN BEING WHATEVER THE PERSON THINKS IT IS IS COOL

5. Needledrop: this one was so fun. knocking on heaven's door to introduce the fact that they're now in heaven. I thought that was fun.

6. Cas/faith. Like...God as an explicit Deadbeat, as the "it's not my problem, Dean sympathizing with Cas because of it, throwing away the amulet at the end.

Dean's the faithless man and Cas is the angel, but they have no more faith anymore. They have been disappointed once again, and it's Pretty Big, and bringing yourself up is hard.

also this episode had some genuinely funny moments