#M!A: All You Can Eat

[imrllytootiredforthis]

sub yuta okkotsu agenda 😔

no bc i got THOUGHTS, i got so many thoughts about my babygirl named yuuta okkotsu, you don't even UNDERSTAND how badly i want him

him in the movie-*aggressive eye twitch*, his big sweet innocent puppy eyes-fuck it just *short circuits*

AND THEN afterwards when he's his anxious, tired, emo self (me too fr), like he's still just my cutie patootie and it's a literal CRIME how little sub fics of him there are bc take one look at that baby AND TELL ME that he is a daddy dom in bed-you'd be lying to yourself and me-and we do not tolerate lying in this house

no but fr, he is not domming for his life. a service top-perhaps, he would still cry a lot though and if you were making HIM fuck YOU he would beg for you to just take over, his arms shaking on either side of your head as he tries to make you feel good. because it's not the same like this-he wants you to fuck him, he wants to ride you as your hands grope over his body, he wants to pinned against a wall and fucked hard and rough within an inch of his life.

babyboy just wants to be loved and taken care of by his so

[milimeters-morales]

Hobie automatically taking snacks and hiding them in small crevices high up, so let’s say when someone brings some bread rolls to a hangout he’ll put one in his pocket without realizing because he’s just so used to not really having a stable source of food that when he does (kind of) he doesn’t act like it. It’s not something he goes out of his way to talk about either, so some people think it’s just Hobie stealing just to cause issues, some know it’s a food insecurity thing, and some think he’s trying to be funny by having weird stuff in his pockets and pulling snacks out of nearby wall panels. Sometimes it takes his friends a while to convince him to take the food out of the hiding spot even if he’s fully aware he can eat it all now and still be able to get more later (sometimes they can’t convince him at all)

[staghunters]

There was a promise in our stride

But we changed courses, headfirst into the unknown

[pandasaurio-espacial]

I've never seen dungeon meshi but it's all over my dash so here are the characters from what I've gathered:

Autistic hungry man

The sister of autistic man (also autistic)

The bad bitch the sister pulled by being autistic

👁👄👁 (evil? twink)

Gimli from lord of the rings

A dad who loves his family very much and hates being in the dungeons idk how he ended up there but he definitely wishes he was home

[zoxiee]

Drunken noodles nomnom nom..

[chloefraazers]

if you’re in a fandom and seriously upset enough at people shipping different fictional characters than you that you have to make posts about wanting those people to die, maybe it’s you who has a fucking problem?

[emry-stars-art]

@anon-lemon with this ask and the resulting one shot: I also think freshwater merDrew is pretty hehe, the fish I based him off of is a peacock bass (maybe specifically royal peacock bass? With the more blue fin idk) but more dramatic. Like so:

(This is him in perfect nice lighting under shallow water probably but shh he’s beautiful)

Reference pictures I used under the cut

I love mixing and matching references. Idc what I heard growing up, life CAN be a buffet and I CAN a pick my favorite parts to mash together sometimes 😌

[moregraceful]

I name all of my snake plants after Baltimore Orioles players because...I don't know why I do that.....anyway Adley (she/her pronouns according to my parents) and Adam Jones are making the trip with me but Chris Davis is TOO BIG FOR THE CAR and I'm so sad now. That was my emotional support snake plant through my FMLA leave. He has seen the worst of me (mental illness, forgot to water him for a month) and survived. Now he's like four feet tall and I have to leave him behind because he is so big that he takes up more than a third of my luggage space in the car 🥲 I took such good care of him that now he has to live independent of me. Goodbye Chris Davis I will think of you fondly as I encourage Adley to grow big and strong.

[ggumjjun]

think pussy drunk kai sounds good right abt now

[stormyoceans]

PAUSED AND REPLAYED THESE 4 SECONDS APPROXIMATELY 23 SEPARATED TIMES THEY'RE ALREADY GIVING US EVERYTHING IN THE INTRO ALONE

[autogeneity]

asking chatgpt when I will feel better from being sick

[dbphantom]

I can only dream of seeing a fraction of the discourse that happens on OP tumblr

[happysmilebtr]

𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝐾𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑢𝑏𝑒 𝑉𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜 𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐵𝑎𝑒𝑘ℎ𝑦𝑢𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠  

Baekhyun Eating A Kielbasa Parówka = 12/10 Would Recommend Again

[jils-things]

ive been watching a lot of id.v stageplay recently (courtesy of milo telling me about it) i had heard of it before but didn't act upon it because im not a live action kinda person... until my friends straight up started sending me cute and silly tiktoks of stageplay nort.on and im so!?!?!?! im so... ... hes so fucking cute ekekekekekwkwk he's so quiet and yet he drops the most hilarious lines in a very stern tone i lovehimsomuchbehehehfbdhdjd this brought me back again AHAHAHDVHSSH

[babisawyer]

baby we are dropping like flies over here my great aunt passed this week.

[deus-ex-mona]

wakefulness comes with a ✨price✨