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#MCYT Mashle AU
koreanbibliophilegirl · 5 months
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Hnnnnngh.... MCYT Mashle AU...
Technoblade the deadpan hermit living with his friend Phil in the woods. He goes to town to get more potato seeds(?) and gets caught with no Magic Mark on his face. The magic police guy, idk Schlatt, tries to arrest him but gets wrecked by Techno's sheer muscle power. He then offers Techno a deal, saying if Techno attends a prestigious magic school & becomes a Divine Visionary, and Schlatt gets benefits from it, he'll let Techno go. Techno agrees bc while he could, he doesn't want to run forever, he wants a potato farm, darn it.
He gets into the school. Who the fudge is his roommate. Skeppy? BBH?? SquidKid???
Who on earth is Innocent Zero anyway. I'm thinking Tommy for Domina but who are the other quintuplets. Wait wait wait Tubbo Ranboo Purpled Eryn. Holy shoot the Five Minors™️ are perfect. Holy shoot. Epidem is Ranboo except Ranboo is obsessed with cakes that can kill God instead of puddings. Doom is Purpled. IDK who's Famin and who's Delisaster out of Tubbo and Eryn but either would work I think. Holy shoot for Doom's pancakes Purpled has Chipotle tacos. This is perfect holy mackerel.
Anyway who IS Innocent Zero then...
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