#MODS VS. THE INBOX PT.2

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Crowley likes to make up random things about history (that he witnessed) that is so irrelevant that people kind of just accept it, but the one time he told an outrageous tale about history, nobody believed him but it ended up being true.

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both crowley and aziraphale love pride and they have been running into each other there (pretending they’re not going together) for years, and respective head offices can’t smite them for it, because crowley, grinning, says “pride is a sin”, and aziraphale, grinning, says “love is angelic”.

this was inspired by a piece of fanart i saw about a year ago :)

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aziraphale was OUTRAGED when the library of alexandria burnt down

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crowley would find painting very healing because they had their love of creating with colour as a starmaker and taken away from them. and yes they would absolutely draw aziraphale.

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Aziraphale and Crowley LOVE to watch Gordon Ramsay type shows, Crowley for the offensive language and hellish themes, Aziraphale for the culinary aspects.

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Aziraphale was only technically demoted to Principality, but retains his powers as a Cherubim since that was how God created him.

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Aziraphale is Very Strong and during his first few centuries on earth had to acclimate himself like Clark Kent so he wouldn’t accidentally destroy things just by touching them.

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The "J" in "Anthony J. Crowley" stands for jjjjjjpenis.

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The Them wouldn't have existed in the way that they do without Adam. That is to say: Adam expected 3 close friends who had varying but complimentary personalities, and Pepper, Brian and Wensleydale were literally born to fit those roles due to the universe obliging Adam.

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idk if you got this the first time i sent it (sorry if you did already lol) -

crowley loves fantasy & science fiction novels (& shows), even though & especially because aziraphale thinks they're beneath him. crowley loves them anyways

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Aziraphale has always known Crowley loves him because he can sense love, like he did in Tadfield (honestly, I had assumed this was cannon, but it turns out it's not)

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im sure someone has done this but one of my all time favourites:

aziraphale thinks miracles for falling in love (nina for maggie in s2) because int the past he has tried one on crowley AND NOTHING CHANGED

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s1 and earlier crowley enjoys being a general menace, but all the big projects for “evil” are either because hell told them to or because they actually believed in what they were doing (example: they tempted eve not out of evil but because they believed that humans had more potential than god was letting on and wanted to encourage them). their job has meant they have often been around lost souls and othered people, and i think they have been nearly always very compassionate and insightful. i think they relate to all the queer people throughout history who, like them, have suffered the consequences of freedom.

tldr: crowley is actually kind and appreciates humans a lot, especially when no one is around to tell them off for being a bad demon, and especially finds connection with queer humans.

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credit to @ineffabilum i saw this screenshot of their post on pinterest

when crowley sleeps for decades at a time aziraphale fills out their hell paperwork for them so that they don’t get fired.