#DOOO DOOO DOOOOO

[good-omens-headcanons]

Crowley likes to make up random things about history (that he witnessed) that is so irrelevant that people kind of just accept it, but the one time he told an outrageous tale about history, nobody believed him but it ended up being true.

[toddtakefive]

thinks about anderperry graceland too and immediately takes seven thousand psychic damage

[cl0wnkestra]

Lobstanardo

DO DO DOOOO DODODODOOOO DOOOOOOOO 

[felt-squirrels]

If there’s any chance that the cast mate at rehearsal who recommended me Camp Here and There as a podcast is on here I LOVE YOU

[jesterousc]

WHO NEEDS CLEAR THINKING EJEN YOU HAVE CAFFFEEIRM???????????

[nsewell]

there has to be an easier way to find the name of a classical music piece than humming it desperately into your shazam app this is humiliating

[blackgumball]

somebody kiss me, I'm going crazy! I'm walking round the house CRAZY. crazy in the night

[chloverly]

love having traumatic things happen to me

[beelial]

I hope bands with >20k monthly listeners know how loudly I scream their songs out in my car with my full fuckin heart

[sharkmind]

dooooo do do doo dooooo do do dooo [the horne section playing the taskmaster theme]

[snakeeyesdraws]

Overly Analyzing Fortune Street character dialogue (Mario and Luigi)

So I've spent a lot of time browsing Mario wiki pages (organized easy to read information about a current hyperfixation makes for great destressing material) and one of the pages I've been really into is the quotes from Fortune Street (2011)! I've been thinking about talking about and discussing some of the character dialogue from it, since some of them actually have some fun character tidbits, and after seeing this post from pianokantzart (please go check out their stuff!) I decided to go ahead and do so!

Today we'll be focusing on Mario and Luigi's dialogue, and dialogue that involves them! If you would like to view these quotes for yourself, you can do so here and on the character's quote pages. I'll mainly just be highlighting some of the fun ones under the cut!

Mario

"Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (The Ghost Ship)

This is an area-specific dialogue line for the Ghost Ship, and I find the implication that Mario is a bit creeped out by ghosts/haunted places, seeing as Boos/ghosts are an enemy that have notably defeated him numerous times via the Luigi's Mansion series.

"Wow! What a fancy palace! But I still think Peach's Castle is the best…" (Castle Trodain) "Ha ha! I'm gonna do well here. Peach's Castle is like a second home to me!" (Peach's Castle)

Simple but cute!! He thinks of Peach's Castle as a second home and feels safe there!! This is extremely important to me

"Dooo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo! Hey, I love this tune!" (Super Mario Bros.) "Doooo--doo-doo doo-doo-doo! That sure is a catchy tune I've got stuck in my head! Oh, sorry, is it my turn already?"

He also really loves the Super Mario Bros. theme! The theme that is associated most with him and Luigi ;w; I like to imagine he hums its to himself whenever he's working

To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!" Yoshi to player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Nice job on that promotion, (player's name)! Here, have some cookies to celebrate!)" Mario's response: "Why no cookies for Mario? Can't I have just one?"

There's also a running theme of him wanting Yoshi's cookies which I think is so funny. The Legendary Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom cannot turn up a tasty snack. Some people seem to push back against the idea that Mario enjoys eating?? But I think it's such a cute characteristic of his (and the fact that he basically admits to Yoshi's face that he swiped his cookies jsadjkkdlsa)

"Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins..."

Mostly highlighting this one for the substation of "horse" with "Yoshi" in this quote. Fun little world building tidbit of Yoshi's being the Mushroom Kingdom's horses.

After player warps: "Ever get a stomachache when you warp, (player's name)? That happens to me sometimes!"

Even though he presumably uses the warp pipes all the time? Interesting... (side note but because I'm movie brain pilled, you could potentially read into it more here for that verse 👀)

After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heroes never take the day off! What am I supposed to do with myself - go to the beach?"

Bro that is not a good mindset let yourself take vacations!

"Thank you for your patronage! You're very generous, (player's name)... Just like me!"

There's a lot of playful lines like this from Mario, I like when we get to see his competitive side and how he has a teeny bit of an ego (he's still overall humble and kind, but he knows he's the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom)

After player buying his circus tent: "I can't believe you took over my circus, (player's name)! Didn't you like my fireball show?"

FIREBALL SHOW???? HE PUTS ON A FIREBALL SHOW????? I am desperate for any crumbs of reference to Firebrand (even though he likely used a Fire Flower for this but still)

To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!" Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"

To player: "Nice work, (player's name)! But Luigi and I aren't going to give up quite yet!" Luigi's response: "Right you are! The Mario Bros. are just getting warmed up!"

THEM........ 🥺💖 WE LOVE TO SEE THEM WORKING TOGETHER

To player: "Psst! Hey, (player's name)! Princess Peach is watching, so I'm afraid I just can't lose to you today!" Peach's response: "Mario, I heard that! But don't you worry - I'm the one who's going to win!"

Dude is SMITTEN for Peach and it shows. He wants to impress her! I do like that we get to see that Peach is also competitive and playfully rolls with it

To player: "Keep going, (player's name)! It's way too early to give up!" Peach's response: "Hey, Mario-what gives? You seem like you're more concerned about (player's name) than you are about me!"

That said, Peach clearly likes having his attention on her LMAO it reminds me of the scene in Paper Jam where M&L Peach visibly got a bit jealous of Mario getting blushy and flustered over Paper Peach

Bowser to player: "You're in luck! If you beat me, you automatically get to become one of my minions! That's the law around here!" Mario's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! I've beaten him a million times, and I'm no minion!"

Almost all of Bowser's quotes that invoke a response from Mario play out like this; Bowser provokes or taunts the player and Mario immediately snaps back or defends the player. It's fun to see a version of their rivalry here, albeit one in a much more relaxed and lower stakes setting. They will get extremely competitive even when it's just a game for fun

Bowser Jr. to player: "You're just being a big show-off, (player's name)! I'm NOT impressed!" Mario's response: "Don't be jealous, Bowser Jr.! Sure, (player's name) is doing great - but you're not doing bad yourself! Try to stay focused!"

While Mario will do the same if Junior taunts the player, here we can see him being encouraging towards him. It's a cute little moment! I feel like Bowser's Fury enjoyers will like this quote lol

Peach to Mario: "Hmph! Why does (player's name) have all the luck? Mario! I order you to go out and gather me some gold coins!" Mario's response: "Sure thing, Princess Peach! But, umm..how?"

I mean it when I say dude is smitten. One order from the princess and he's ready to drop his competitive streak to go fetch some coins for her LMAO

Toad to player: "I'm impressed with your business acumen, (player's name)! I wish I was more like you… Mario's response: "You can be, Toad! Just keep up the hard work!"

Friendship between Mario and Toad can be so personal, actually... and more encouraging and sweet Mario! Never forget that this man is kind and caring before anything else

To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"

AN ARM AND A MUSTACHE HE SAYS............ this man is a DORK

To Bowser Jr.: "I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!" To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"

He'll be encouraging and overall gentler with Junior, but it doesn't change that fact that Junior still gets in his way a lot JADSKK

To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!" To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"

oh my god he's so obnoxious sometimes you KNOW this man is telling dad jokes even if he's not a father. And it's a small hint towards the DK and Mario rivalry that started in the old games!

To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"

the bestest of buddies I could cry.... it's a very sweet sentiment, even though clearly it's said in a bit of teasing tone here. I now HC that Mario calls Luigi his bestest buddy whenever he wants something from him

To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"

THIS. MAN. IS. SMITTEN.

To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!" To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"

Interestingly, we get to see the Waluigi / Luigi rivalry acknowledged by someone outside of them. I do like the implication that out of principal, Mario avoids anyone who has beef with Luigi.

Luigi

”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my Poltergust 3000 with me.” (The Ghost Ship)

LUIGI'S MANSION REFERENCE!! An obvious one, but it makes me happy whenever it's referenced regardless

"Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach's Castle!" (Castle Trodain) "This place is wackadoodle! It's turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)

HE DID IT HE SAID THE FOOD JOKE THINGS!!!!

"Looks like my bro really cleaned this place up! I hope they gave him the key to the city!" (Delfino Plaza)

this one is just, so pure and cute???? supportive Luigi confirmed??

To player: "Hey, (player's name)! I'm Luigi! Oh, you've heard of me? I'm so flattered I think I'm blushing!"

This is also so cute and a bit sad - he thinks it's amazing that someone has heard of him enough to know his name outside of just "Mario's little brother"

"This game has got my mustache all mussed up! Where's my little comb?"

Implying he carries a comb with him specifically for brushing and cleaning up his mustache! Which makes total sense, considering these other lines of dialogue from him;

"I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?" "Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns… I need to stop doing that!" "Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the 'stache to pay attention to the game…"

A lot of people interpret Luigi as very neat and tidy and almost obsessively keeps himself cleaned, and this dialogue most certainly solidifies that! People pointed out in the recent film that Luigi's hair is also a lot neater than Mario's, which lends to this idea. Apparently more than once he's been so focused on grooming his mustache and hair that he's missed something important lol

"It's not so bad being in second place. As a matter of fact, it feels just right! I wonder why that is…"

Ohhhh buddy,,,,,, the eternal player 2 mood LOL

"One day I'm gonna dominate this district. Then everyone will see who's the real brains behind The Mario Bros.!"

JDSJKASDLDASKLA this is such a sibling quote. Though it is interesting considering many people consider Luigi the more strategic of the two

After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You've been working so hard lately, (player's name). Promise me you'll take it easy on your day off!"

A lot of characters will gleefully remark that they can advance while you're on a day off when you land on a Take-a-break square, but Luigi seems to genuinely want you to take it easy and I think that's neat

To player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"

CUUUUUUUUUUTE Luigi thinks the world of his brother, so of course if you impress him, he will compare you to him!

After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"

"You got any hobbies, (player's name)? I'm into lots of things: golf, tennis, basketball, beating you at this game…"

DORK I am going to lovingly push him into a locker. This was the blueprint for "You just got a-Luigi'd!"

After building an estate agency: "I bet Princess Daisy'd be really impressed if I owned a few more shops! Help me out, estate agency!"

One of the most favourite moments for Luigi/Daisy enjoyers. Because it really is cute! He just wants to impress her!

Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'm gonna get laughed right out of the Mushroom Kingdom!"

highlighting this one just because every time I read it all I can think of is "they're beating my ass in the QRTs"

Daisy to player: "If you win, (player's name), maybe I'll invite you on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Sarasaland!" Luigi's response: "Wow, what a prize, (player's name)! I wish I was in your shoes!" Daisy to player: "Yay! You got your salary, (player's name)! I guess that means you'll drop by my shop soon, right?" Luigi's response: "Wow, Princess Daisy! You're good…"

THIS. MAN. IS. ALSO. SMITTEN. I find it so funny that both Mario and Luigi are so head over heels for their respective princess GFs.

Waluigi to player: "Hope you're comfortable in last place, (player's name), 'cause that's where you belong!" Luigi's response: "Knock it off, Waluigi! I'm pretty sure you're the one who belongs in last place!" Waluigi: "Luigi, (player's name)… Is there anyone they DON'T let into this thing?" Luigi's response: "Ha ha! You're one to talk, Waluigi! How did YOU get on the guest list?"

LUIGI, KILL!!!!

More of the Waluigi / Luigi rivalry, and it's interesting to see someone who is usually more timid and soft spoken like Luigi be so confrontational and angry addressing someone who is clearly getting on his nerves. Waluigi seems to be one of the few people who can really push his buttons like that.

Mario to player: "Nice job, (player's name)! You're a real hero - just like Mario!" Luigi's response: "I wish Mario would call me a hero sometime…"

The post I linked before delves a bit more into this, but Luigi has a couple of dialogue lines about wishing Mario would think more highly of him. It doesn't come across as out of spite or disdain; it just reads as a younger sibling wishing he could impress his big brother who he looks up to. But as we all know, Mario clearly thinks the world of Luigi and he even shows it in this game;

Mario to Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"

They care about each other and I will hear NO arguments.

[holographic-mars]

mars. hands held out in begging. do you have any comfort hcs/thoughts for soundwave and ravage with soundwave caring for ravage? i am cradling them so sweetly in my hands

I prepare to slumber and then you send me an ask and I’m like I WAKE.

I DOOO I DOOOOO HAVE HCS FOR SOUNDWAVE CARING FOR THE RAV

As mentioned eighty billion times before, I hc that Soundwave mimics purring my winding and unwinding his tape deck (he does it subconsciously when he’s happy/comfortable) and he utilizes that was a way of calming Ravage down and/or helping her sleep. Ravage always helped soundwave calm down and ground him by purring, so naturally Soundwave does the same for her. He’ll hold her against his chassis and purr and it calms her down quick.

Soundwave, being blessed with opposable thumbs, does a lot of grooming and frame maintenance for ravage (and the avians). He loves being able to pamper his cassettes, so when he gets his hands on some good polish, wax, and oil he will spend hours making sure ravage is clean and shiny and well oiled.

Ravage doesn’t sleep very well because she is normally paranoid and on high alert over the safety of her pack as well as general insomnia and nightmares. If she sleeps fitfully, Soundwave wakes up to calm her down and stay awake with her until she can doze off again.

EEEHEHEHEE THATS ALL I GOT OFF THE TOP OF MY TIRED HEAD I’m always happy when you come into my inbox and ask me stuff EEHEHEHEHEHE THANK YOU BLIGGHHTTTT ❤️❤️❤️❤️🛸🛸🛸

[minatist]

🎵 DEWEYING DOOO!!! when theres trouble call D-E-W!! DEWEYING DOOOOO!!! 🎵 hit me with the saxophone braaadford

[missamyrisa2]

Could you maybe send some tickles for chubby lees? They deserve the love too, and their royal buttons could perk up over time...~

Oooh my goshhh yesss alwayssss alwayssss I alwaysss have ticklesss for you~~ youuu adorable fluffyyyyy giggleeeee~!! You're just soooo lovely and exquisite and I'm sorryyyy but I'm gonna have to kisssss kisss everyyyy bit of your curvyyyyy curvy cutenesss~!! And it's oooh yes gonna start riiiight on this sideeee mmhmmm just buryyy my lips in here and kisss raspberry to get you wiggling so sweetlyyy! Aww does someone have a fluffyyy soft cute tummmyyy? Mmmh? Sooo perfect for thumb rubbiesss oooh yesss rubbing rolling these thumbs up and downnnn and mmmh ~ mmhmm yesss my wiggly soft tongue is gonna just dip in and see what we've got going on down hereeee ~

Hmmmhmmhmmm ~ a giggle button huhh? Yesss we'd better dip in and out and in and out with my tongue tongue and get alllll those giggles outtttt~ and nooo we're not stooopping thereeee! I see those quivery thighs oooh yesss I dooooo yes I doooo doooo~ And don't worry your bouncy selfff I'll just oooh ~ I'll work these lovelyyyy elegant hipsss with my rubbies while I kiss kiss kiss everyyy bit of these gorgeouslyyyy full thighsss~

Mmmhh you're soooo luxurioussssly ticklyyyy ~ darling I could spider my fingers and kisss and nibble lick your lovelyyyy ticklish legsss allll dayyy oh yes I couldddd and I just adoree how your bellyyyy wiggles for meeee~ and don't think I don't seeee what's happening with those regal chest buttonsss ~ ooh I know exactlyyy what my tickles are doing to youu~ and I thinkkkk you neeeed buttonyy kissesss mmhmmm~ lets get the ol triangulated ticklesss going shall weeee? My wigglyyyy wriggly scrunchy fingers are gonna getchaaa mmhmm yes they areeee~ gonna get those pittiesssss! Arms up sugar, keep them upppp~ and then we tickle these extra soft exquisite pittiessss and your upper riiiibss and the oooh yesss the sideboooooob!

My my my look at how you squirm for meeeee~ ooh my tickles reallyyyy work huh? Awwww does it feel good hun? My fingers digging into these cute pitssss and working your ribs and those edge boobssss? Are you just my gigglyyyy cupcake huhhhh? I think you've earned some buttonyyyy kisssiesss!! Muuuahh right on your button hereee and one hereeee tooooo!! Don't you worry your gigglyyy self I'll tickle you alll the way through you just let it alll out nowwww! Ticklesss on the sides heree and pitss thereee and kisssiessss muahhh on your royal girly chest buttons mmhmm~ good thing I have this silly big lower lip huh? It's sooo perfect for brushing ticklish buttons~

And speaking of buttonsssss~ ooh yesss I think you're plenty prewarmed oh yes I dooo yes I doooo~ soo let's just see hereeee hmmm what do we have hereee ~ open those thighs nowwww mmhmm and here's kissiess for those gorgeoussss inner thighsss~ you're sooo lovely my darlingg~ mmmh ~ and don't worryyy I'm not stopping the ticklesss we'll tickle tickle tickle those thighssss with my fingers and oooh look~ a feather duster! Dustty dustyyy dustyy on those thighssss and you can bounce yourself silllyy because I'm kissying down to that regal girly pearlyyyy oooh yes I amm~ and there's nothing you can dooo to stop meee!

I'm gonna getttt ittt! I'm gonna getchyaaaa I'm gonna gitchy gitchy goooo on your pearlyyyy~ mmmuahhh kissiesss riiight there ~ aww ever the volunteer for tickles and teases huhh? Soooo needyyyy so sweeettt~ but oooh just the liiightest of kissiesss and lip brushiesss for your button buttony while alll these tickles fluff and stroke on your thighsss and up to your hipppsss and ooh yes all the way to your bellyyy toooo!

Oh darling my lovely fluffy tickle bugg~ you can ticklegasm alllll you likeeee just gigglemoan it out for meee and I'll tickle you and tease you and work your royal button allll the way through~~<33

[nosferatufaggot]

No offence to the other Doctor Who theme songs out there, I love and appreciate you too. You all bring something to the table. But WHY does the TV Movie theme song go so hard? Like what SAUCE were they cooking with when making the Eighth Doctor's version? Any other episode of Doctor Who I can go to sleep with it on, unaffected by the theme song's power. But when the MOVIE is on!? Bruh. Bruh. I'm wiggling under my blankies bopping. It's cuz they hit us with that fade out and then suddenly DOO DOO DOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DOOO DOO DOOOOO!!!!!! And I love that they use it in the audio adventures too. When I was doing Job™ and listening to the audio adventures at Job™ I'd need like a dance break for when that theme song came on. It's too good.

[i-write-sometimes-maybe]

DOOO THE LADY LESSO X READER

Please LITERALLY EVERYONE STOPPED, YOUR MY ONLY HOPE

DO IT, DOOOOO IT

Please

THANK YOU FOR YELLING AT ME MY LOVE! IT ACTUALLY HELPED!

And can do 🫡 I promise I’ll at least work on my WIP today (ofc I’ll try to finish it)