#Magolor's Mailbox

[magolors-mailbox]

Don't tell Kirby, but sometimes I still think about, uh, what could have been.

I wouldn't ACTUALLY do it now. I've come too far, I've accomplished almost everything I wanted to. I've even got my friends back! But the idea really does still pull at me sometimes. Ruling over the ENTIRE UNIVERSE as your new overlord, Magolor! Hee hee hee!

That crazy old Master Crown is long gone now, but I've got to wonder… is there others like it out there? I'm sure I saw another version of Landia or two during my travels…

But would I really want to use the Crown and risk THAT happening again, though? Maybe I could take control another way! My smiling face is everywhere. I've got a lot of fans now. Maybe they would do my bidding! (Not you, Magolor's Mailbox readers! I'm sure you'd be too smart to fall for all of that. Hee hee.)

One time, as a surprise to celebrate all of my work on Merry Magoland, Kirby and my other friends wore Dress-Up Masks of me. It made me wonder… If there was really that many of me, could I control the universe? Who could stop me? Kirby? I guess he would… I might be stronger than ever, but he's strong, brave, tough, all that… and he has got a LOT of friends. Maaan…

Hm… I guess there's no point dwelling on it. It's unrealistic at this point anyway. After all I've been through, I don't think I can really say I even WANT to take over anymore! And, besides all of that…

I've got a park to rule!

[magister-magolor]

ive got a great (non-answer) post coming to @magolors-mailbox tomorrow!

Feel free to send some questions in too.

[magolors-mailbox]

Maybe I should use that as the name of a meal here at Merry Magoland... I'll have one of my staff members get right to it!

magoloran lunch

[tazmilygray]

If you do art asks, what about some cute and wholesome little Marxolor? Those goofy lovers!

sorry this took so long!! it was so fun though

plus an extra:

[littlemetaknight]

Magolor as a caregiver?

He is trying SO HARD to be a good example

So much that he actually changes for the better- he doesn't leave the Lor a mess and he eats more than toast and energy drinks

A lot of mac and cheese + hot dogs/chicken nuggets. He is not a chef by any means

Loves to take his little one on (kid-friendly) adventures!

Always has cool fun facts in his pocket to tell them

Also loves storytime! He makes different voices for each character and makes dramatic hand gestures while reading

There are some days where he's a lot more tired than usual. It doesn't stop him from doting on his little one, though- they might just read quietly or draw instead of going outside

Benefit one of havin a ship made of metal: Drawings can be hung up with magnets anywhere!

Skilled at comforting his little one after a nightmare

[rubybloodhound]

KIRBY SHITPOSTING: THE SECOND (Now with alcohol)

[Pat one]

Necrodeus: I CAST UNDRUNK Morpho Knight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lady Adeliza: Alright, what do you guys want? Galaxia: Mcdonalds. Meta Knight: Mcdonalds Morpho Knight: Mcdonalds! Papi: Mcdonalds! Dark Meta Knight: MCDONALDS! Galacta Knight: MCDONALDS! All (Expect Adeliza): MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Lady Adeliza, sweating: Ok- The knights (And Papi): YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Animeta Knight: Who the hell is giving me pretty roc- IS THAT A FISH!?

Bandee: It's so sad Parasol died today.. Parasol Dee: STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD! Bandee: Sometimes, I can still hear their voice...

Some GSA private: Question: why does the garbage disposal smell like rotting flesh? Sir Arthur: Counter question: Why are you looking through the garbage disposal? It handles itself pretty well

Magolor: Kirby! There's a pipebomb in your mailbox! Kirby: But I don't have a mailbox? Magolor: what Kirby, pulling out a banana with a pipebomb, a miniature version of Meta Knight, and Marx strapped to it: All I have is this banana...

Marx: First words? *Tire screeching sfx* Marx: Second words? *Car crashing sfx* Marx: Third words? *Heheheha clash royale sfx*

Marx: By the way, I'm dead Magolor: Your name is Dead?

Kirby: Is the sun edible?

Taranza: MY PC! MY PC!! MY PCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC TPOT intro

Sword: Hey, Sir? What's with this? ("This" being a dead fish at Sword's door) Meta Knight: Ah. Uhm. Uh. Uhhh.

Doctor Healmore: Finally. The gay potion

Adeleine: Why did I draw that? I'm an artist

Galacta Knight is just standing there Galaxia: Kiss him. Meta Knight: What? Galaxia: Kiss. Him. Meta Knight: Why- Galaxia: I know you would love to. Meta Knight: I would not Galaxia: I will control your body so you know how good kissing him feels Meta Knight: ....I'm not ga- Galaxia: YOUR BI

Sir Arthur: Sending hints to the universe so it sends hints to me on how to escape this time loop

Meta Knight: Finally.. My identity crisis is done... Alright that was fun, but now it's time for part 2, pronouns edition! Meta Knight: wait wut

Just after GK gets unsealed Meta Knight, internally: They didn't say the greatest warrior in the galaxy would be so hot..

Morpho Knight: Wait, what do you mean there's no it/it's in halcandran?

[plusreaderswhenever]

Hello again!

Could I trouble you for a Bandana Dee + Reader ficlet? (Same as last time, if you already did it, can you point me towards it?)

Thank you so much in advance! (I still love the Magolor fic you wrote!)

Signed, I need more Bandee fluff

I'm sorry for the wait, I lost my phone right after I wrote most of the fic! I just got it back and finished it, here you go!

Off to Castle Dedede you rushed, an important bag slung over your shoulder. The dark clouds overhead and feeling in the air could only mean one thing- soon it was going to rain and drench all the mail you were carrying! When you took the job to become a mail carrier, you didn’t imagine it would be this perilous.

You sped in through the castle door and it was a good thing you didn’t slow down once since the first signs of rain, because it started pouring instantly once you got in. On the downside, you were exhausted from running at top speed for so long.

You set down your bag to catch your breath and laid on your back next to it. Breathing heavily, you let your muscles relax for now.

It must have been a few minutes, because a certain bandana-wearer carefully crept up to you. “Are you okay?” He asked with concern, standing next to your head so that you could turn your face to him and look him in the eyes because he was a tiny boy. To a human at least.

“Yeah,” you didn’t move from your spot on the floor. “Just needed to rest for a bit. I had to run a lot to get here before the rain.”

He nodded sympathetically, then saw the sack next to you. “Is that a mail bag? I didn’t know you were a mail carrier!”

“Yup! Got the job pretty recently, so it’s no wonder you didn’t know.”

“Oh that makes sense!” He waited for a bit. “Why aren’t you getting up?”

Poor guy looked and sounded so worried, you had to respond as quickly as possible! “Oh- uh- don’t worry! I just, uh… didn’t want to get up.” You got up. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay!”

You concentrated for a second on remembering something you forgot. Oh yeah!

“I’ve still gotta deliver this mail. Where do I put it? I don’t know where the Castle Dedede mailbox is.” 

“Well… the mailbox is outside in the rainstorm… so I’ll just take whatever’s for this place and deliver it myself to everyone here who needs it!” You looked outside at said rainstorm. “Well, I can’t let the rest of the mail get wet, so I’ll have to stay here until it passes. I’ll help you do that, then.” Bandee smiled with his eyes. “Thank you for helping! This way!” You picked up your bag and followed him down the halls. 

You were very fast without even trying, is what most people of this universe would say. He was pretty slow to you due to being so small and not having legs, but you had patience. For a while at least. After the first few deliveries, you offered to pick him up and carry him.

He seemed a little surprised at the thought, and you wondered if you had made him uncomfortable. It turns out, he was just excited about being held by you. You lifted him up and held him in one arm. He was impressed by your strength, but though it was true that big things are generally better at lifting than the smaller things that were abundant here on popstar, he was stronger to be honest. 

Not enough to pick YOU up, but enough to lift things that you couldn’t. It was a bit freakish to you considering he was only a little above eight inches tall. (9 or 10 inches maybe? Taller than Kirby) The people of this world had proved to you before that their weight did not correlate with their strength in the same way humans worked. You picked up King Dedede’s hammer once, and were shocked by how you could barely get it off the floor! King dedede also picked you up (with some difficulty) to show off once, but you could raise Dedede about as high as you wanted! He weighed about as much as a cat though, which is the most heavy anyone here has ever been to you other than Adeline. Most of them were like plushies, such as the dee you held now, but Kirby was light as the spring breeze! It was a wonder he didn’t blow away all the time, but you had learned most things didn’t follow the logic you were used to. Such as how that same Kirby could hold you over his head with zero effort. Apparently his power was infinite in all categories. Most people here couldn’t lift you no matter how hard they tried, though.

You were a little bit wimpy for a human to be honest, but you could still easily hold a lot of little guys, so you were happy with the strength you had.

You carried him through the rest of the deliveries for the castle and went back to the room you ran into when you first got indoors, but it was still pouring hard as ever. You wouldn’t be able to leave and deliver anywhere else anytime soon.

You looked down at the brave warrior nestled adorably in your arms. He looked back, knowing the same thing you just realized. You just stood there in silence for a good second, then asked, “Is there anything I can do?”

Bandee thought for a second. “Well, we can race raindrops on the windows.”

“Good idea.” You went to the nearest window with him in your arms and set down your heavy bag of mail, then sat down facing it, holding Bandee so he could see the window and the water on it as well as you could.

“I pick this one!” He exclaimed, putting his paw/nub/fingerless flap for an arm on the window pointing to a raindrop he liked. “That one.” You smiled, putting a finger on the window pointing to another drop that looked promising to you personally.

His drop was bigger than yours at first, but yours absorbed a lot of other droplets and won! You raised your fist into the air. “Woo!” Bandee took the loss like a champ. “Congrats!”

You continued to race raindrops until you saw the rain stop through the glass and you had to continue on your mail route. You said goodbye to Bandee, promised to meet him again sometime, and gave him one last hug before you went. He waved as you left until you were out of sight. A good day!

[articskele]

opinions on magalor x marx: i like them in a silly way: like no angst and actually deep thought just its funny to imagine them living in a treehouse together making grilled cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner being very stupid and have like the soggy cat and beach ball versionof a bromance

Oh absolutely!! Just them being dumbass besties and getting into all sorts of shenanigans

Scamming Dreamland, pranking people, going on silly everyday adventures, running for their lives bc they combined their powers to make the biggest sparkliest firework Ever that accidentally hit the Halberd and almost blew it up-

Point is they're a disaster duo and I love them

Also I'm loving the treehouse and grilled cheese thing, I'm adopting those hcs as we speak (Tangent about cooking hcs below ouo)

I can guarantee you the only things Marx knows how to cook are grilled cheese sandwiches and shitty weed brownies skdfjsdklfjsd-

Marx switches the labels on the sugar and salt to prank someone else, but then he completely forgets about it and falls for his own trick-

Marx will just. Forget that things are hot and burn his tongue-

You know that "we could bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes...OR 4000000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND" post? Yeah that's Marx

They've definitely set the treehouse ablaze on several occasions-

(Also the treehouse has a lil balcony thing with a telescope so they can watch the stars :D)

Magolor is a pretty decent cook actually! Tho he does tend to overestimate his abilities. Memorizing a whole cookbook's worth of recipes doesn't mean you'll automatically be able to Do Them perfectly (he's a perfectionist just like me fr)

Also he just likes grilled cheese bc it's a nice simple comfort food ouo (autism catboy real!!)

Merry Magoland definitely serves a buncha egg themed foods lmao

Maybe Mags dug up an old Halcandran cookbook in some castle ruins? One of the recipes is a decadent chocolate strawberry cake for a certain "Aeon Hero"...

[coolmagoloraskblog]

Magolor, there is a pipe bomb in taranza mailbox, to make sure it dosent explode you need to kiss that spider.

Im totally not making it up, it's not a lie just to make you kiss that spider, trust me

[magister-magolor]

Please send asks to my askblog!

Hello! If you don't already know, I run a blog called @magolors-mailbox. I answer questions in-character as Magolor!

Anyway, the mailbox has been running a bit dry lately... I'd really appreciate if some of you sent Magolor some questions!

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[its-marx]

Why is Gooey hanging out with you absolute lemons.

So like back when Magolor moved in, we had a storm rush in during the night. Magolor went to check the mail the next morning only to find Gooey in our mailbox.  Turns out they got scared and hid from the storm in our mail box. We chose to let them sleep over since Koo told us they really didn’t live anywhere and Gooey never left.

[littlemetaknight]

I am currently itching to ask what you think Magolor would be like as an age regressor if you don’t mind me asking! I headcanon him as one and I have been dying to hear someone else’s thoughts <:)

Luckily for you, I also headcanon Mags as a regressor! This might lean pretty heavily on my interp as a result ^^'

He typically regresses to 6-10 depending on the day!

His main caregivers are the Lor herself and Taranza

The Lor will sometimes let Mags explore on different (safe) planets- though she does have a kind of magic child leash so he doesn't wander too far

Taranza loves to cook for him!

Mags tends to be somewhat insecure about his regression, and it can take some coaxing to get him to accept help

He has shaky hands some days, and as such needs to use a sippy cup or a snack cup with a lid

He has some difficulties with pain and sensory issues as well, and he tends to regress younger when it's worse than usual

Taranza always makes sure to remember what foods Mags can't eat

Cereal is one thing Mags won't eat- it's too crunchy without milk and it's too soggy with it

He also often regresses very young after a nightmare- Taranza's often received a teary phone call from a tiny Mags in the middle of the night

On a lighter note, *please* ask Mags about any books he's reading/any fun facts he knows. He loves to talk! Especially about something he's really interested in

Even when he's not actively talking about something he often mutters or babbles to himself while thinking or doing something

He likes to peek over Taranza's shoulder while the latter is cooking

Notoriously difficult with bedtime

Will loudly protest going to sleep, then pass out in two seconds as soon as his head hits the pillow

[radiantseraphina]

What do they think about the Mine song?

Kirby: That’s not nice! That young man ought to share those things. People might need the mailbox! And the ground! In Kirby’s experience, people that go around declaring that things are theirs tend to try taking over Pop Star, too, and that’s bad!

King Dedede: This song reminds him uncomfortably of how he used to behave. He’d rather not listen to it anymore…

Bandanna Dee: Wonders if more context would help. This song puzzles him.

Meta Knight: What does this strange boy mean by all your feelings are mine? Is he a sort of energy vampire that feeds off emotions? Can he control people’s emotions? Is half-convinced the singer is an eldritch abomination. And those soulless eyes! And can Nightmare stop calling him and saying all your feelings are mine. That’s creepy!

Nightmare: Seriously? Meta Knight thinks that is creepy? This is Nightmare’s new favorite song. Even if this villain is subpar. Keeping all the candy? Really? Is that the best he can do?

Yin-Yarn: This is the work of a villainous mastermind!

Dark Nebula: Isn’t sure why everyone thinks the seagulls from Finding Nemo are evil masterminds.

Queen Sectonia: Is more confused as to why YouTube recommended this video to her. What on Earth has Taranza been watching?

Magolor: Hey, look, Marx! It’s your theme song. Is considering how much mischief he could create by messing with all the mail in Dreamland. He’d steal Kirby and Meta Knight’s candy stashes, except that Magolor does have some sense of self-preservation.

Marx: Every time he watches this video, his burning hatred for Magolor grows a little hotter. It’s just not fair. After all, wasn’t Magolor the one who shouted, It’s finally mine before being trounced by Kirby and company?

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[sortanonymous]

AAAAAAA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! :DDD :DDD OF COURSE THEY'D SWITCH OUTFITS AND PUSH EACH OTHER AROUND ON THE SWAN, ALTHOUGH FRANKLY THAT EXTRA SHOT IS THE MOST ADORABLE!

If you do art asks, what about some cute and wholesome little Marxolor? Those goofy lovers!

sorry this took so long!! it was so fun though

plus an extra:

[magolors-mailbox]

The anniversary of the day I first crash-landed onto Planet Popstar is this weekend! It's a Magolor Day, too. What luck!

It isn't my birthday, but it is the day me and the other folks from Popstar usually choose to celebrate me. They're all such kind, easy-going people... I truly couldn't have chosen a better place to crash! What a clever guy I am. Hee hee.