last man standing experiences an emotion
[low-key art of my own fic]
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found this picture on the wiki for saw v i think and WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS HE TOUCHING STRAHM’S HAND SO CALMLY? MARK HOFFMAN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
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something about being so so so very touch starved. they'll deny any of this ever happened in the next jigsaw meeting
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Guys trust me Adam is totally alive he was the one who took the pictures for the traps in saw 4 and helped design the darkroom trap guys don't worry don't worry Amanda just thought she killed him like she did with Eric and then Hoffman saved both of them and Hoffman brought Lawrence his little gay boyfriend and Lar nursed him back to health and he takes pictures for them for their traps and research on future victims guys you gotta believe me I saw it with my own two eyes I swear I actually wrote the script and I met Adam himself he told me
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Confrontation! In The Darkroom
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Saw sitcom episode pitch: after an argument, the gang agrees to switch jobs for the day. Hoffman takes over Adam’s role of stalking potential victims, but his inability to be subtle causes issues. Amanda, tasked with surgically implanting nail bombs into a man’s face, panics and calls her ex-girlfriend Lynn for help. Adam and Lawrence spend the day designing traps together, but quickly begin to argue over medical feasibility. John makes an enemy while waiting in line for the midnight release of “the sims 2” (this is unrelated to any other event in the episode, somehow ends up taking the full 24 hours, and causes him to miss all of the previously mentioned hijinks)
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Mark without lighting effects because I kind of dig it
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Someone's been a naughty boy. Sentence him to The Cube™️
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Incorrect Saw Quotes: Archer (5/?)
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life so stressful need to use hoffmans tits as a stress ball
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