#jigsquad

[self-aware-sawtrap]

Saw sitcom episode pitch: after an argument, the gang agrees to switch jobs for the day. Hoffman takes over Adam’s role of stalking potential victims, but his inability to be subtle causes issues. Amanda, tasked with surgically implanting nail bombs into a man’s face, panics and calls her ex-girlfriend Lynn for help. Adam and Lawrence spend the day designing traps together, but quickly begin to argue over medical feasibility. John makes an enemy while waiting in line for the midnight release of “the sims 2” (this is unrelated to any other event in the episode, somehow ends up taking the full 24 hours, and causes him to miss all of the previously mentioned hijinks)

[iamjackstylerdurden]

is. is this anything

[sculkshrieking]

[john voice] so remember how your sister's dead, right? wellllll...

[thelilnan]

act like you like each other!

[motheroftheantichrist]

Saw AU where Hoffman rescues Adam from the bathroom trap and tries to keep it a secret, but everyone slowly finds out because Hoffman keeps adopting his speech patterns.

Hoffman: "epic bad luck"

John: *suspicious side-eye*

Hoffman: "Wow, this guy's a real bullshitter. World class jerk. What a loser-man."

Lawrence, looking around in confusion: "Adam?"

Amanda, testing her theory: "This bitch empty"

Hoffman, on instinct at this point: YEET!

Amanda: I FUCKING KNEW IT, WHERE IS HE?

[gurokatt]

Jigsaw's got the whole damn alphabet

[itsaaudraw]

happy holidays from the jigsaw crew

[h0m0phobia-is-gay]

SAWTOBER DAY 4 : Chain

"Will you bite the hand that feeds?"

[tigertime22]

Thank you Saw fandom for refusing to even acknowledge Logans existence and canon placement in the Jigsquad and replacing him with the little dead twink who definitely sucks that doctors peepee 💗💞💖💗💝💞 luv u guys!!!

[lesbian-stu-macher]

i misspelled jala in the last one so i redid it 💔 im sorry

[crxzysawfangirl]

When you bring your gf home to meet the family

[shotgunyuri]

None of that would have happened if the Jigsaw apprentices had just tried gay sex instead of making all those traps

[iamjackstylerdurden]

[sculkshrieking]

good job guys

[saw-facts]

the apprentices petitioned to get rid of billy’s fuckass bob but john refused to make any changes. mark tried to give him a haircut and got solitary confinement for 2 days.

[gothpossums]

can't you see that you're lost? can't you see that you're lost without me?

i can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart

i can see through the scars inside you