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Teen Scott and Adam?

couldn't pay me to walk into this room even in a hazmat suit.

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these guys can be so blue

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Nature wives and flower husbands on a double date? Empires season 1? 🙏🙏

hiiiii thank u very much for the request, i've just never seen Empires and honestly wouldn't even know how to draw them... not to mention i've been on a full Saw lockdown for almost a year now and haven't drawn or watched almost anything mcyt since then hahaaaa.. sorry!!

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mandy survives and gets questioned homoerotically. you understand

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date idea: i give you a 60 second head start before i persistence hunt you through the woods til you get so tired and scared you start crying

@degloved and i are chucking more small town boy strahm AU stuff at you all. this time featuring big city boy hoffman <3

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VERY ROCKSTAR

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my beloved @degloved and i are asking the really important questions, such as "why should hoffman be the only one with a rough childhood?" and "what if strahm was a small town boy with a neglectful father that took him on hunting trips he never wanted to go on?"

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what if we were handcuffed together and on the run for my serial killer crimes that i roped you into... and we were both boys..?

still versions under the cut:

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something about being so so so very touch starved. they'll deny any of this ever happened in the next jigsaw meeting

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anyway *romcoms your hoffstrahm* here's a when harry met sally AU now that @degloved has put that idea in my head <33

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the HEIGHT difference between mark and adam n mandy is so good i love when he's just a brick fuckin house ‼️

ME TOO!!! HOFFMAN BIG <3!!!! that one entire scene we get with him and amanda interacting? i think about it daily. all the time. she's So Small next to him, it makes me insane and what's funny is he's not even That tall!!!!! mandy's just tiny as hell and i love that for her :]

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good job guys

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[john voice] so remember how your sister's dead, right? wellllll...

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inspired by this post from @vashti-refused <3 sleepiest guys in the world

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this was gonna be part of a bigger project but i'm gonna redo it so until then have a spiral doodle <3

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cringe. is he gay?

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have you read no way back on ao3? your strahm and pwrez friendship post reminded me of it

ooh i haven't yet but i'll check it out!! strahm and perez my beloveds <33