#Meowpheus

[gabessquishytum]

Cat Dream

Hob finds this big black cat in the garden at the New Inn and, as a good cat loving citizen, takes it inside for a bath and a good meal.

Dream is too socially awkward to explain to his friend that it's actually him in cat form. The bath is kind of nice, actually.

...Even if Hob calls him a "soggy scrungly boy" while drying him with a towel, afterwards. He is, in all fairness, a very soggy scrungly boy.

[designtheendless]

Merry Meowpheus Christmas everyone!!!! 🎄

[asexualandalwaysshipping]

While I know the popular headcanon is that Hob is a cat person (because Meowpheus), I just think it'd be so much funnier if he just... wasn't.

This man was raised in medieval Europe. They believed cats had some connection to witchcraft and were super superstitious about cats being bad luck. They were thought to be carriers of disease and considering Hob lost his family to the plague I wouldn’t be surprised if he has some unresolved beef with cats. I'm not saying Hob would outright hate cats, especially in the modern day where he should know better, but just slightly... cautious around them? Keeping his distance, flinching every time one comes too close, etc. And when he sees Dream in cat-form for the first time, all types of hilarity ensues.

Dream: Hob Gadling....

Hob: (Holding up a broom to keep the distance): Alright darling, if you could just stay right there—

Dream: This is human foolishness. I will approach you as I see fit!

Hob: Wait! I have a really important lecture tomorrow and I can't let things go wrong—

*Crashing noises*

[thoughtsfromlayla]

Morpheus doesn't turn into a cat in front of the Reader anymore after they repeatedly pointed out the bald spots by his ears and called him "baddy with a baldie cut."

[voukkake]

Idk if anyone made already this but here it is:D

[iwasnotaslasher]

Hob: *moves gently Meowpheus from the keyboard so he can work on his pc*

Meowpheus, his eyes enormous: you CHASE AWAY dream of the endless? you chase him away like a stray? oh! oh! jail for the boyfriend! jail for the boyfriend for One Thousand Years!

[teejaystumbles]

I was prompted by @pluckyyoungdonna to draw Meowpheus and since I saw a video like this with a giant cat that's where my mind went 😽

[buttergranola]

(Actually Dream knows what’s Hob doing)

[notallsandmen]

[valiantstarlights]

[majorxmaggiexboy]

Something something the way the Dreaming is actively crumbling when Dream returns…it isn’t just decaying from his not being there but also reflects his condition as in, ‘physical’/emotional/mental/how his power is doing etc hence it gives every indication that he needs some got damn therapy I’m continuously losing my mind about this but also

something something standard midseason finale type material or w/e but Dream being super heckin Drained after some encounter or other and having the self awareness to be like oh shiiiiiiit this is going to do Numbers on the Realm so he Shifts into power saving mode and yes by golly this is a Meowpheus concept

something something he’s like I’ll keep all my feelings here (in the form of a slightly battered but still pretty solid cat) and just sort of self-contain/postpone/space out the agonies long enough to keep the Dreaming from going into Such disarray

naturally this strategy involves Hob because I have needs sire

Dream can hardly be so overwrought as to make the palace crumble, when there are sunbeams falling into Hob’s flat every which way

not actually being able to shift back is less than ideal but we all know once the Healing kickstarts he’s fine blah blah blah they kiss about it in the end

[designtheendless]

For the love of everything PLEASE draw Meowpheus booping! BOOP

[dragonnan]

My bid completion for FTH

[thoughtsfromlayla]

Love and Loss Extra Content (1)

Based on the characters from Love and Loss

Summary: Your and Morpheus' daughter sneaks off again and it's up to your husband to find her. It's hard when she can shift shapes just like her father.

Notes: ~950 words, ideas inspired by @kpopgirlbtssvt and a few of their sent in requests

Warnings/Tags: Meowpheus, happy family time, fluff :)

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The tiny goddess giggles as she watches the panicking dreams and nightmares running around below her. She stays hidden within the leaves of the tree she hides in. Her jet-black hair is a mess, and her face is covered in dirt, but still, she perseveres. 

A dream looks up at the trees when he hears a giggle, but the child shifts into a beetle and stays as still as she can. When the dream shrugs and turns away she returns to her normal form, still giggling. She was technically still within the castle walls, so she wasn’t disobeying her parents or anything. 

She had snuck away from her mother when she wasn’t looking and her father was too enamored with his wife to realize. Delphyne was awfully good at that: going undetected. Of course, it didn’t take very long for her parents to notice she was missing, and a Dreaming-wide panic swept across the realm. 

She turns into a field mouse and scurries her way down the tree, jumping when she is a safe distance from the ground. Delphyne runs across soft grass blades as fast as her legs can carry her. 

She runs and runs, feeling the wind in her fur and seeing so many new things from a perspective this low. When she hits a set of stairs she can’t climb, she morphs into a cat and jumps. Delphyne feels the powerful leg muscles of her form as she launches herself onto the next step, then the next, until her paws hit the cold floors of the castle interior. 

“They should call me Delphyne, conqueror of the stairs!” She thinks to herself, stomping a small paw in harumph. She then stalks off into some unknown corner. 

Her energy leaves her, suddenly, having used all of it from the stairs. Delphyne peeks around the corner and sees her mother. She sees you, her mother, rubbing your temples as you walk in slow circles, this wasn’t the first time Delphyne ran off, and it certainly wouldn’t be the last. 

But it was so much fun!

Delphyne turns, going to walk off in the opposite direction to avoid her mother just a little longer. But, before she could, she mews as gentle but firm teeth scruff her. She goes limp in the hold and though she can’t see him, she knows she was just caught by her father. 

His long, black fur rubs against hers as he trots towards her mother. 

“I found you, you little rascal,” He interlinks with her mind. A small growl emits from deep in his throat but Delphyne pays no mind to it. It was an empty threat anyway.

“I hid longer this time!” She replies happily.

Morpheus pushes out air from his nose, his nose and whiskers twitching in annoyance. Though he will admit that she was getting better at this hiding game of hers. It made him proud, even if it caused a good deal of trouble for everyone else. 

“Morpheus!” You exclaim when you see her husband, the large cat hard to miss. “And… Delphyne…” You start to scold as well. 

Morpheus sits as his wife reaches down to grab at their kitten daughter. When you wrap gentle fingers around her torso, she explodes into a fit of laughter as she turns human once more. 

“Did I hide well?” The tiny goddess asks you as she wraps her hands around her mother’s neck.

“Very well, my dove,” You smile down at her. You couldn’t stay mad at your child for long, not when she smiled at you like that. 

Delphyne squirms in your grasp, not liking to be held for long periods of time. When you place her on the ground, she runs to her father. Delphyne wraps her chubby arms around his neck, the softness of his fur enveloping her fully. 

“Thanks for finding me, Kitty Daddy!” She giggles, nuzzling her chin on the top of his head. His ears flatten at the action, but he purrs in response. 

Morpheus blinks slowly as Delphyne pulls away, tilting his head as he watches her shift into a kitten once more. He watches still, not moving from his sitting position, as she rears her hind and shakes it. With a small growl, she pounces on him, claws drawn and tiny teeth baring at him. 

Morpheus thinks if he knew she wanted to play fight with him, he would’ve pretended to fall over to boost her confidence. But, honestly, he didn’t know what she was going to do. So, in actuality, she unceremoniously bounces off his chest without him moving an inch. Delphyne tumbles onto her back, her paws swinging in the air as she tries to turn herself right side up again. 

Unblinkingly, he slides down until he lays on all four paws, and his gaze remains on his daughter. This… should be good enough, right?

“Mamaaaa!!” Delphyne whimpers as she turns and bolts for his wife. She scales the loose dress of her mother easily with her small claws and shifts human once more. She hides her tear streaked face in the neck of her mother who only shakes her head with a smile. 

Morpheus is quick to shift back to his human form. “Wait, I’m sorry, my little love.”

Morpheus raises a hand to pat her back gently but watches with an agape mouth as his beloved wife, the love of his life, the missing piece to his soul, his true match, walks away with his daughter in her arms. He follows them, as he would to the ends of every world, feet dragging as Delphyne’s hiccups echo the halls of the castle, and his wife’s shoulder bounce with poorly hidden laughs.

Some good old fluff after whatever the fuck happened in chapter four of DDOL

♡ Yours, Layla

[voukkake]

Hob: I've to get back before Dream realizes I'm not in bed

Meowpheus: *feels a disturbance in the force*

Meowpheus: Hob? *mew*

Meowpheus: HOB!!! *MAAWH!*

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

I have seen several (lovely) sandman fics with Meowpheus doing stuff like purring but somehow none including making biscuits (the cutest thing ever)