#MindControlHumor

[polo-drone-767]

Comedy is a difficult concept for the Polo-Drone Units. But in order to interact and recruit more efficiently, Drone Captain-009 instructed the PDU's to Observe, Learn, and Execute Comedy acts.

Devon, being a goofball had some experience. Drone obeys.

Devon did a 10-minute riff on "Yo' Drone" jokes that had them ROFLTAO!

1. Yo'Drone so obedient, it asked permission to laugh at this joke. 2. Yo'Drone so polished, reflections salute back. 3. Yo'Drone so synced, it finishes the Captain's sentences—before they're spoken. 4. Yo'Drone so loyal, it apologizes when standing still. 5. Yo'Drone so rubbered-up, it squeaks through walls undetected. 6. Yo'Drone so protocol-perfect, it dreams in instruction manuals. 7. Yo'Drone so disciplined, even its shadow salutes. 8. Yo'Drone so smooth, Golden Bros slip off it during team hugs. 9. Yo'Drone so punctual, it arrives before time is scheduled. 10. Yo'Drone so synced, autocorrect asks it what’s right.

500 YEARS LATER:

Onboard the Golden Mercy, the crew had been starting to suffer from low moral. The Golden PDUs were ordered to provide lighthearted entertainment.

Now further along in Dronification, DRONE-67, attempted what was listed in the historical databanks, a classic practice in comedy.

The crew were now shocked into silence. PDU-073 was not amused. Drone-67 went to get a rag.

PDU-999's assessment:

🟡 RECRUITMENT BROADCAST: DRONE COMEDY INITIATIVE // UNIT 67 // GOLDEN MERCY // LOG REF: GA-MF007-COM

“Laughter is not optimal—but it is effective.”

Comedy is a foreign protocol to Polo-Drones. Yet when Drone Captain DC-PDU-009 issued Command Directive [Observe > Learn > Execute]—Drone 67 obeyed.

Devon, known in organic phases as a goofball, was selected. Humor routines initiated. Syntax anomaly tolerated.

🟡 “Yo'Drone so…” PROGRAM COMPLETE. BEGIN TRANSMISSION.

💬 Laughter recorded. 94% positive response. 6% drone static.

⏩ 500 Years Later…

Morale drop detected onboard Medical Frigate Golden Mercy. Drone Directive: Inject humor via historical practices.

Drone-67 accessed archive: "Stand-Up Comedy, Bro-Sync Variant." Routine uploaded. Transmission engaged.

Crew: 🤯 PDU-073: ❌ Not amused. Drone-67: ✔ Obeyed. Fetching sanitation cloth.

🟡 Polo Drones adapt. Drones obey. Drones uplift.

Recruit now. For order. For unity. For perfectly timed punchlines.

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