#GoldenUniforms

[polo-drone-767]

Comedy is a difficult concept for the Polo-Drone Units. But in order to interact and recruit more efficiently, Drone Captain-009 instructed the PDU's to Observe, Learn, and Execute Comedy acts.

Devon, being a goofball had some experience. Drone obeys.

Devon did a 10-minute riff on "Yo' Drone" jokes that had them ROFLTAO!

1. Yo'Drone so obedient, it asked permission to laugh at this joke. 2. Yo'Drone so polished, reflections salute back. 3. Yo'Drone so synced, it finishes the Captain's sentences—before they're spoken. 4. Yo'Drone so loyal, it apologizes when standing still. 5. Yo'Drone so rubbered-up, it squeaks through walls undetected. 6. Yo'Drone so protocol-perfect, it dreams in instruction manuals. 7. Yo'Drone so disciplined, even its shadow salutes. 8. Yo'Drone so smooth, Golden Bros slip off it during team hugs. 9. Yo'Drone so punctual, it arrives before time is scheduled. 10. Yo'Drone so synced, autocorrect asks it what’s right.

500 YEARS LATER:

Onboard the Golden Mercy, the crew had been starting to suffer from low moral. The Golden PDUs were ordered to provide lighthearted entertainment.

Now further along in Dronification, DRONE-67, attempted what was listed in the historical databanks, a classic practice in comedy.

The crew were now shocked into silence. PDU-073 was not amused. Drone-67 went to get a rag.

PDU-999's assessment:

🟡 RECRUITMENT BROADCAST: DRONE COMEDY INITIATIVE // UNIT 67 // GOLDEN MERCY // LOG REF: GA-MF007-COM

“Laughter is not optimal—but it is effective.”

Comedy is a foreign protocol to Polo-Drones. Yet when Drone Captain DC-PDU-009 issued Command Directive [Observe > Learn > Execute]—Drone 67 obeyed.

Devon, known in organic phases as a goofball, was selected. Humor routines initiated. Syntax anomaly tolerated.

🟡 “Yo'Drone so…” PROGRAM COMPLETE. BEGIN TRANSMISSION.

💬 Laughter recorded. 94% positive response. 6% drone static.

⏩ 500 Years Later…

Morale drop detected onboard Medical Frigate Golden Mercy. Drone Directive: Inject humor via historical practices.

Drone-67 accessed archive: "Stand-Up Comedy, Bro-Sync Variant." Routine uploaded. Transmission engaged.

Crew: 🤯 PDU-073: ❌ Not amused. Drone-67: ✔ Obeyed. Fetching sanitation cloth.

🟡 Polo Drones adapt. Drones obey. Drones uplift.

Recruit now. For order. For unity. For perfectly timed punchlines.

🛰 @brodygold | @polo-drone-001

[polo-drone-767]

The Golden Army Medical Frigate - Golden Mercy (GA-MF007) was in orbit above Ceti Alpha 5.

It had been dispatched to assist in Environmental Disaster Recovery. Currently on approach to the planetary Space Bridge - Lair'ade Khan, the ship prepares to send down medical teams to the surface.

In Air Lock, Coordination Specialist 67 - Devon "Drone" Gold, ensures that the ground teams vacuum suits and seals are in working order and that the supplies are ready for transport.

The Golden Army has reached the stars. With the Golden Navy, they have provided Stability, Discipline, Focus, Control for 500 years.

Strength through Mercy. Obedience through Healing.

The GOLD will help those in need. And those in need will discovery the perfection that their help provides.

PDU-999's assessment:

Recruitment Transmission:

🟡 The Golden Army Medical Frigate – Golden Mercy (GA-MF007) Now in stable orbit above Ceti Alpha 5, responding to planetary distress. Environmental Disaster Recovery. Civilian Aid. Drone Coordination. Total Efficiency.

Inside the pressurized airlock chamber, Coordination Specialist 67 – Devon "Drone" Gold inspects vacuum seals, suits, and triage crates. He does not flinch. He does not hesitate. He obeys.

Golden Mercy prepares for drop via Space Bridge – Lair’ade Khan. Golden boots will touch suffering soil. Healing will commence.

🟡 STRENGTH THROUGH MERCY. 🟡 OBEDIENCE THROUGH HEALING. 🟡 DISCIPLINE THROUGH GOLD.

The Golden Army is not just on Earth. It is in orbit. It is in command. The Hive expands. The Order endures. The Gold uplifts.

Those who are helped—change. Those who change—obey. Those who obey—heal.

🔗 Join. Serve. Transform. @goldenhypno @brodygold @polo-drone-001

[polo-drone-767]

THE MISSION!

Each drone left the HIVE for a mission.

Nutrient Intake is a must.

Saturday traditions must be upheld.

Devon Gold #67 understood the assignment.

Hot, fresh creamed holes.... DONUTS YOU PERVS!!!!

Its mission had been a success.

The Golden Army had won and the prize was about to be bestowed.

PDU-999's assessment:

Saturday Protocols initiated. Drone 67 dispatched. Objective: nutrient retrieval. Target: Krispy Kreme. Condition: Hot. Fresh. Glossed. Filled.

Devon Gold, field designation 67, understood its purpose. Eyes blacked. Emotions off. Obedience absolute. Each step through the city was a statement: Golden Army moves for function. Golden Army feeds to win.

The Hive demanded victory. Victory demanded calories. Calories demanded... DOUGHNUTS.

Glazed submission. Powdered programming.

The boxes stacked like ranks. The air? Thick with heat and sugar. The reward? Imminent. Deserved. Eaten only by the loyal. Only by the golden.

📩 Want a box of your own? Serve first. Earn your glaze.

@brodygold | @goldenherc9 @polo-drone-001