#SpaceHumor

[polo-drone-767]

Comedy is a difficult concept for the Polo-Drone Units. But in order to interact and recruit more efficiently, Drone Captain-009 instructed the PDU's to Observe, Learn, and Execute Comedy acts.

Devon, being a goofball had some experience. Drone obeys.

Devon did a 10-minute riff on "Yo' Drone" jokes that had them ROFLTAO!

1. Yo'Drone so obedient, it asked permission to laugh at this joke. 2. Yo'Drone so polished, reflections salute back. 3. Yo'Drone so synced, it finishes the Captain's sentences—before they're spoken. 4. Yo'Drone so loyal, it apologizes when standing still. 5. Yo'Drone so rubbered-up, it squeaks through walls undetected. 6. Yo'Drone so protocol-perfect, it dreams in instruction manuals. 7. Yo'Drone so disciplined, even its shadow salutes. 8. Yo'Drone so smooth, Golden Bros slip off it during team hugs. 9. Yo'Drone so punctual, it arrives before time is scheduled. 10. Yo'Drone so synced, autocorrect asks it what’s right.

500 YEARS LATER:

Onboard the Golden Mercy, the crew had been starting to suffer from low moral. The Golden PDUs were ordered to provide lighthearted entertainment.

Now further along in Dronification, DRONE-67, attempted what was listed in the historical databanks, a classic practice in comedy.

The crew were now shocked into silence. PDU-073 was not amused. Drone-67 went to get a rag.

PDU-999's assessment:

🟡 RECRUITMENT BROADCAST: DRONE COMEDY INITIATIVE // UNIT 67 // GOLDEN MERCY // LOG REF: GA-MF007-COM

���Laughter is not optimal—but it is effective.”

Comedy is a foreign protocol to Polo-Drones. Yet when Drone Captain DC-PDU-009 issued Command Directive [Observe > Learn > Execute]—Drone 67 obeyed.

Devon, known in organic phases as a goofball, was selected. Humor routines initiated. Syntax anomaly tolerated.

🟡 “Yo'Drone so…” PROGRAM COMPLETE. BEGIN TRANSMISSION.

💬 Laughter recorded. 94% positive response. 6% drone static.

⏩ 500 Years Later…

Morale drop detected onboard Medical Frigate Golden Mercy. Drone Directive: Inject humor via historical practices.

Drone-67 accessed archive: "Stand-Up Comedy, Bro-Sync Variant." Routine uploaded. Transmission engaged.

Crew: 🤯 PDU-073: ❌ Not amused. Drone-67: ✔ Obeyed. Fetching sanitation cloth.

🟡 Polo Drones adapt. Drones obey. Drones uplift.

Recruit now. For order. For unity. For perfectly timed punchlines.

🛰 @brodygold | @polo-drone-001

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[gesslen]

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[visionproductions2008]

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[nmzuka]

I can see where people drew that conclusion but feel it does kind of under Prime's character?? Like why would he waste one of his "vessels" on what to him is a disposable mind? (like yeah he took the time to look over Hordak's memories for info but after that he was effectively useless to him in that state of mind and hence why he reconditioned him) it also doesn't make sense curing him cause if Prime could do that why didn't he before instead of casting Hordak out to die? (unless he was trying to make an example of him for some reason... and the only thing I can think of is him trying to hide his defect and essentially lie to Prime)

In any case I hc that the change of appearance is due to Hordak's cleansing "mountain dew" bath... and that pretty much stalling his illness for the time being (also being back on Prime's ship where his needs are more effectively met then on Etheria so it helps him stay at least mostly stable for a while)

[lunarmoduleinfo]

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[thesebooks]

Very Funny - Another, human. Your jokes amuse me. And me. Fun book, weird dog.