#Mitch belongs to @magebunkshelf

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This is my Mitch headcanon.

Y’know a sexuality that is incredibly slept on?

Chaotic Asexuals.

Like, absolute chaos goblins who just do not care whatsoever.

Examples: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) Sun Wukong (Journey to the West) Others (Let me know in the comments)

“I haven’t lost my virginity cuz I never lose! See ya later sex-haver!”

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What I think they splatoon weapon they would choose(in turf war)

RAGHHH this probably does NOT make any sense at all but I need these thought to go somewhere so…

Tethys

I think she would use the dapple dualies. She likes to be at the front of the line in the heat of battle splatting her opponents. This helps Charis a bunch so she can ink turf. When she is t playing turf war with Charis do not make her ink base she’ll be very angry with you but she’ll still it… kinda

Tethys’s favourite special is either splashdown, kraken, or tentamissles

Charis

Big swig. While Tethys is splatting the enemy team Charis is inking as much turf as possible. She helps Tethys by staying back to ink turf. You can’t have one without the other. If she’s not playing with Tethys she’s probably doing side order or something.

Charis’s favourite special is probably reefslider or tacticooler



Zef

I see him as a REEF-LUX 450 kinda guy. He can paint turf pretty easily and he uses strategy, like using the curling bomb to move through ink and going back to spawn to use the tentamissles.

His favourite special is probably tentamissles or BOOYAH-bomb he definitely presses the booyah button at the start of every match

Sera

He probably uses the E-litre 4K. It’s his main but he’s flexible and doesn’t mind using other weapons. His splat(kill) count is always the highest of every match.

His favourite special is definitely ink vac.

Bodie

He hasn’t figured out how to go to the weapon shop and use the licenses 😭 so he just uses the default weapon you get from the tutorial. He really likes it tho he grown to be every good with it.

His favourite special is ink armour.

Marco

Octo brush is his main that’s all I wanna say maybe the splatana wiper depends on the game mode. He is also 100% X-rank just casually.

Rain is probably his favourite special.

Timmy

The tri-stringer. He uses the tri-stringer. It’s arguably not a good weapon but knows how to use it pretty well.

His favourite special is reefslider.

Bonus!

Mitch

Sploosh-o-matic. He loves when his other teammates all have the same weapon its actually kinda funny when that happens because of how much turf this weapon inks.

His favourite special is definitely crab tank maybe.

Tethys and Charis and Bodie belong to @capitalmaudios

Zef, Timmy, and sera belong to @obsidian-lantern

Marco belongs to @dayspriteofficial

Mitch belongs to @magebunkshelf

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Mitch belongs 2 @magebunkshelf