#Monotony's rambling

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Angel: Hey what’s the wifi password again?

David: The best moment of our lives

Angel: *Typing* Huh. Didn’t work though

David: Did you capitalise the ‘W’ in wedding?

Angel: *quickly erasing ‘meeting mickey mouse in disney world’* Yes, yes, you’re right

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Every once in a while, Bright Eyes returns to me like a hungry stray cat who's in desperate need of some loving. And since I still have some thoughts about how William does things during the Summit, I might as well do something about it.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! PRINCE DESMOND IS COMING BACK RE-MASTERED Y'ALL!!!!

Also, no one tells Castin about that place or else the Baroness' ain't gonna leave.

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Will I ever stop talking about Bright Eyes? Fuck no. So let's focus on the portrayal of their characters today. I'll admit, it's been so long since their and Frederick's series was scrapped that I can barely remember what made them Bright Eyes.

Well, aside from their standoffish nature and the tension between Sam and Frederick.

So while I'll always love angsty and angry Bright Eyes, I also love the thought that they're a bit of a... crackhead. Affectionately, of course.

Give me Bright Eyes who's a wet sewer rat that sleeps in pizza boxes.

Who runs away because Sam keeps trying to capture them for vaccination ("Since when magical rabies is a thing!?" "Since never! Bright, we just want you to have a health checkup!" "You won't EVER take me alive!" "Bright!")

Who dumpster dives behind William's manor for home decor. ("... Did Samuel forget to inform them of their trust fund?")

Who sleeps underneath Frederick's bed when they're lonely ("Fucking hell, Bright - ")

Who screams "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI!" whenever Vincent and Lovely step out of the car ("It's been a month, Bright! Find a new meme already!" "No!")

Who did the impossible and slid into Alexis' DM ("How!?" "I just asked if she's a quirked up white woman that can bust it down sexual style so that I can get lost in the sauce." "... I'm sorry I asked.")

You get the idea.

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Babe, bad at flirting: I like your name very much

Asher, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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Freelancer: I did the MBTI test recently

Gavin: Oh, I'm an ESTP!

Damien: No, you're NSFW

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Vincent, answering the phone: House of Solaire, cute one speaking.

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The premiere had me clutching my pearls! So for something sweet & to celebrate the new video, here's Castin and his Baroness (my OC, Celica) being sawft and getting ready for bed, made by the amazing @silverink58

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OH. MY. GOD.

Motherfucker actually did it. HE PICKED UP THE VACUUM AND BROUGHT BACK VEGA SDNJFKNSDKF

STOP THE CAP - IS ERIK MANIFESTING IMPERIUM!VEGA INTO CANON!? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

VEGA: Vega. Stellar-formed, Congruent of D’Deridahn, bound in his Madrigal. Anacrusis of his Phrase. I am the first-formed of Gravity. Explain.

Wait, what!? Not Sadism?? I thought Vega was one of the first Sadism Demon from pre-history? Why did he introduce himself as Gravity instead??

LOL! Glad to know that Vega is still Vega in terms of personality even without memories.

So what I'm understanding is that this Vega is from pre-history. He's young again in terms of memories. Him mentioning the alliance between de(a)mons and humans means the war against the Sovereigns. Huh. It makes sense why he's 'friendly' (as Vega can be) to Doc and cold?? Annoyance?? Towards Hush.

Also, on the topic of Warden...

They're gonna find them to try and help bring back most of Vega's memories. In a meta sense, Warden now has all the power in their unbalanced game. Before, Vega had the upper hand. NOT ANYMORE NOW! Warden could do something as hilarious as LIE or makeup stuff about Vega dnfjkdsf

On a more dangerous note, I doubt Warden knows all about Vega's original plan. Now that his memories are lost... and he was on the cusp of pulling off something HUGE... I think this is gonna bring trouble to them. A HUGE PROBLEM IF VEGA DOESN'T GET HIS MEMORIES BACK.

AND THEN IT BACK TO THEM BEING ENEMIES AGAIN, YAY :D

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Vincent: I need you to swear -

Bright Eyes: Fuck off

Vincent: ...'Swear' as in 'promise'

Bright Eyes: I swear, you better fuck off, Vincent

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David: Angel... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Angel: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. David: David: I texted sanitize, Angel.

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Lasko: I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

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I was bored and scrolling through Reddit when:

BESTIE? BESTIE IS THAT YOU!? DON'T DO IT BESTIE! YOU'RE GONNA GET A YANDERE TURN VESSEL FOR THE GODS!!

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HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT

It's happening, people! We're gonna break the news to our husband!

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Hi Ladymonotone

Now that we know that the baroness is pregnant,do you have any head cannons in mind 🤰🏽

Also happy Valentine Day❤️(I don’t know if it‘s Valentine’s every where right now because of time difference in different countries but still I wish everyone a happy Valentine)

Hello, darling Anon! You can just call me 'Lady'; it's cool~

Oh! I have a few, actually! It's been marinating ever since I saw that comment on Desmond's Youtube post! Now, I'm not sure if you're asking for the Baroness as a Listener or my OC, Celica so... we're going with the former!

Pregnancy headcanons with Castin and the Baroness:

Say bye-bye to Castin and the Baroness' sleep schedule because it's gonna be fuck up when she hits the trimester period! The Baroness is gonna be tossing and turning, sleeping in various bedrooms for that perfect spot in the bed just so she can FEEL comfortable. Castin is gonna take it like a champ, though! The servants see a lot of sleepy and blurry-eyed Castin trailing after his wife, and they go from one room to another.

Cravings! Unfortunately, she's gonna be missing a lot of dishes from the Empire. Castin would need to work closely with the chefs in the manor so they could cook something up for her. The Baroness appreciates their efforts, especially when they add a little bit of Intacian flair to every dish. Yum!

Clothings! Well now, the Baroness would have to wear a lot of maternity dresses once her stomach is showing. She's gonna want a lot of looser dresses so she can move easily, and Castin can't wait to cuddle with her all the time! He's gonna get so clingy that the Baroness is gonna demand his men to distract him with training or something dnjndjkgnfd.

We can't forget about the baby's name! Castin and the Baroness will argue back and forth on the perfect name for their child. Never mind that they still don't know the gender of said child 😂 Maybe they're gonna settle it in a series of games? Winners get to choose the name!

Now announcement! I feel like Castin would be so eager to scream it from their balcony that he's gonna be a Daddy soon while an embarrassed Baroness is dragging him back inside. Castin's men is gonna tease him in good nature, each of them is aware how much more protective and possessive their Commander is gonna be. They're gonna have to keep a close eye on the Baroness from a distance for a few months.

Also, we know how much of a workaholic the Baroness is. Hell, people from Steelgate even claimed that she's the 'busiest woman in the world' so Castin is gonna have to gently mind you, GENTLY, wrestle her away from her study room. He'll even go so far as to ask Rhett to stop loading his wife with work, for Goddess' sake brother, can't you see my wife is waddling now!?

Lol, yeah... that's what I get so far! Consider this as my Valentine's Day gift for you!

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Sam's previous video: You’re the King of this House, William. And you’ve earned that title. You’ve earned the respect that comes with it. You’ve given me a future. You got me out from under Alexis’ thumb, you set me up with work, with a home. You’ve done more for me than anyone had before I met you. And I’ll always thank you for that... But we’re not just subjects. We’re not just chess pieces... The rest of this House. The Pack. We are people. You have the experience, you have the money, you have the power, and you use all of that to decide everything for everyone else...You decide who lives and dies. You alone, without any counsel, without any say from the people you’re affecting. What happens when you’re wrong?

Wiliam: I won’t be.

Sam: That tells me what I need to know. Goodbye, William.

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Sam's current video: *Currently busy fucking away his problems*

AND YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM, HIS STORY, HIS LISTENER, HIS LISTENER'S BAGGAGES, HIS 'RAPE' ALLEGORY SERIOUSLY!?

Bruh.

I can't.

What a plot twist! Guy wasn't a joke character. It's Samuel Collins all along!