#Mothman dumpy

[fantasy-anatomy-analyst]

How could Mothman fly with such a big dumpy behind him?

he has air sacs in his booty, obviously. how else could his cheeks be so round and perky?

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Cocoa (OC), Wolf, Dusky Nembrotha (nudibranch), Stinging Rose Moth, Green Slug Moth, Cinnabar Moth, Sparkle Umbreon, Sparkledog, Hollyleaf (character), Church Grim, Mothman, Striped/Spotted Hyena, Rainbow Boa, Domestic Cat, Cyan Axolotl, TBH Creature, Crow/Raven, Black Witch Moth, Dumpy Tree Frog, Grey Fox, Moon Jellyfish, Orange Hognose Snake, Albino/Orange Corn Snake, Zekrom (character/creature), Chimera Axolotl

[auto-tuned-aegislash]

Dose mothman feel it whenever someone touches the mothman dumpy on the west Virginia mothman statue

[outer-space-face]

Top five cryptids!!!! :)

Oooh okay here's my list:

5: Jackalope

These are just plain cute :) there's no real significant reason I love 'em, I just think they're neat. I wanna feed them some little carrots or celery from my hand.

4: Mothman

The moth boy himself!! Such a fun little guy. Love his look too. Something about an unhinged winged creature looming over people and cities is just so darn cool. Also, according to that one statue of him, incredible dumpy. Absolutely caked up.

3: Ogopogo

One that I don't know how many people know of outside of Canada but it's one that I've always loved. Similar energy to Nessie but more sea serpent-like. There's something so whimsical about Ogopogo and I love that. Also the name is objectively the best thing in the universe.

2: Fresno Night Crawlers

LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS. JUST. SUCH LITTLE GUYS. I LOVE EM'. WHO WOULDN'T?? Really fun to draw too! They're very quintessentially foresty and fun about them. Gotta love it :)

1: Loch Ness Monster (nessie)

Aaah a classic. There's something so oddly gentle and calm about her, I just wanna give her a little pat on the back. She deserves so many pats. I also feel like she probably lives a pretty peaceful life and considering there hasn't been many recent sightings (at least not that I know of) she's probably not been bothered for a while which is good :) also I am legally required to quote the ICONIC linein twilight. (YOU NICK-NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER??? 🤬😤😠)

Thank you so much for the ask chir! And also sorry I am kinda late to this ask lol. But this was super fun! Please lemme know what you're top 5 are 'cause I'm very cuious :)

[chaosfaery]

@magioffire

hey so I need you to know I stumbled across a Twitch animated emote that was Mothman doing the dumpy sexy ass dance (go look, it’s fantastic) and my immediate thought was “oh look, it’s Vali” LMAO 😂😂😂

[quillcalamity]

Aight

I’ll take you up on your offer. Opinions on Fresno Nightcrawlers?

CRYPTID LOVER IN CHAT? AUTOMATIC BELOVED!

also I think they are funky funky little bastards <3 they look so funny to me and I love the energy they seem to radiate <3

here, have the mothman statue

I heard this man has a big dumpy HDJLAD idk why I have that info

[likedovesinthewnd]

3, 4, 7, 13 and 29 for the ask game :D

a specific color that gives me the ick: probably chartreuse. it does not look good on me and the color reminds me of the barf from the exorcist.

mythical creature i believe is real: anything from the ocean really. it’s totally possible that there are some crazy leviathan type creatures down there. and also mothman bc his dumpy is incredible.

(answered the aquarium one)

first thing i’m doing in the purge: of course you’d ask this lol always with the violence, arne. so i’m assuming i know the purge is happening ahead of time, giving me more than enough time to train my body and sharpen my skills. i’m a cancer so not only do i never forgive but i also never forget, so i’m mentally halfway there lol

preferred pasta noodle: sans gluten.

thanks for the ask, arne bb 🤗

weirdly specific asks

[abbybubbls]

Interpretations of my favorite cryptid monsters

Bigfoot

Gentle giant

Real fluffy

Has a pile of flannels

Dumpy and portly

Owns a mancave like a mansion

Can and will crush you with a rock if he needs to

Has no idea what WikiFeet is

Loves hugs

Goatman

Is real greedy over his bridge

Doesn’t like strangers

Will push anybody out of his way

Has a heart tattoo

Hates Shane Madej

Doesn’t care but actually does

Looks cool in sunglasses

Probably has a soft spot for those he cares about

Jersey Devil

Doesn’t like rejection

Is SUPER flexible but klutzy

Has the tendency to hiss

Is honestly pretty lonely

Has family issues

Shares a rivalry with Goatman

Flies to escape reality but looks weird doing it

Thunderbird

Queen of blending in with the night

Super speedy

Has GREAT eyesight

Feathers are spotless

Likes to race with smaller inferior birds

Sends hate mail to the Phoenix

Is secretly in love with the Phoenix

Is just a badass

El Chupacabra

Is small

Is spiky

And is very wacky

Never cleans up after himself

Constantly begs for meat

Loves the story “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”

Hates stories where the wolf dies in the end

Is a close relative of Dante from the film “Coco”

Kinda insane overall

Flatwoods Monster

Is very dismissive

Has great sense of style

Really likes barn owls

Sharpens her claws every week

Is great at staring contests

Almost never takes any showers because her dress is literally an upside down garbage can

Lawful Neutral

Hates being called an alien

Fresno Nightcrawler

Never talks

Is in perfect shape

Nocturnal

Crosses the road without looking both ways

As white as the person writing this

Is unusual but in a cute way

Perfect tool for marketing to force parents to buy plushies for their kids

Is just a cute genderless marshmallow with legs

Loch Ness Monster/“Nessie”

Hates cameras

Has a collection of drowned toy boats at the bottom of the lake

Is super gentle and motherly

Can be very protective

Probably has a very ancient Scottish accent

Is just the Mother from “The Land Before Time”

Mothman

Voice gets very pitchy whenever he’s angry

Just wants to hang out with the kool kids

Hates his statue cuz it’s inaccurate

Really likes the dark

Sneezes toxic waste

Eats nothing but mice

[outer-space-face]

top 5 unsolved supernatural episodes??

Ooh boy this is a good one! Here are my picks:

5. Old city jail

ryan slowly going insane will never not be funny. It will also never not be slightly terrifying and concerning. But this one never fails to make me laugh lol

4. Mothman

I'm usually a big fan of the cryptid episodes cause' that's probably my favorite subgenre of horror and a favorite subgenre of folklore too. I also love that this is a more casual one and is more just about the shits and giggles. Also, mothman's got dumpy. He is absolutely CAKED UP.

3. Goatman's bridge

This one is a beloved one and I can't not put it on here! Always love rewatching this one around Halloween. It's got a great blend of cryptid stuff, goofy stuff, and spooky stuff, which is always great! :)

2. Farnsworth house inn

Honestly, the last season was one that I really loved! I can't quite pinpoint it, but there's somethin' about that episode that is just always funny to me. Not to mention one of the clearest bits of ghost evidence! We got a clear-cut conversation that happened for a bit! That was one that I really loved for it's evidence bits. My boogara heart was very happy.

1.Pythian castle

I LOVE this episode! The story bits in between the ghost hunt were some of my favorites, the castle setting was super spooky, the backstory of the castle really drew me in, ryan and shane laughing at nothing in the theater for a solid 2 minutes was hilarious and haunting at the same time. And lest us not forget, The return of APPLE TATER AND SPAGHETTI! that genuinely made me so happy, you have no idea! Probably one of my favorite moments in the whole show!

boy it was tough to narrow down some of those options! Thank you for the ask!! :D