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Game of Thrones Fans Prepare to Put George R. R. Martin in Jail

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Look, there’s not a massive amount to do at the moment. Our social calendars aren’t exactly overflowing, and very few people will experience the consequences of this frustrating predicament more than George R. R. Martin today, thanks to the burgeoning memeification of one of his old blog posts.

Back in 2019, the beloved fantasy novelist pledged to touch down at this year’s World Science Fiction Convention in New Zealand with long-awaited A Song of Ice and Fire instalment The Winds of Winter thoroughly “in hand” – and if he should fail to deliver said book by July 29, 2020? Well, he gave fans of the series formal written permission to imprison him “in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid” until he’s done.

Ladies, gentlemen, others …the time is now. We must imprison George R. R. Martin, as per his wishes.

“In the summer of 2020, Wellington is hosting the World Science Fiction Convention, the oldest and most important con in the SF/ fantasy calendar, and they’ve asked me to serve as Toastmaster for the Hugo Awards,” the Game of Thrones author announced last May, adding “As for finishing my book… I fear that New Zealand would distract me entirely too much. Best leave me here in Westeros for the nonce. But I tell you this — if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done. Just so long as the acrid fumes do not screw up my old DOS word processor, I’ll be fine.”

Not if you go online today, George. We are quite, quite bored.

George R.R. Martin says if 'The Winds of Winter' isn't out by July 29, 2020, fans can imprison him (via @GRRMspeaking | https://t.co/bFduI9QJSr) pic.twitter.com/sHmIAm2jne

— Fandom (@getFANDOM) May 22, 2019

Of course, Mr. Martin hasn’t flown off to Wellington this week, with or without a finished manuscript for The Winds of Winter, and CoNZealand 2020 is now Virtual CoNZealand 2020 because the world is on fire, but what do these factors matter when we can collectively threaten to frogmarch George R. R. Martin to his own personally-selected jail for our own amusement online? Not a damn thing, we suppose.

send in the feds i guess https://t.co/5hF9N9R8FP

— Shannon Woodward (@shannonwoodward) July 29, 2020

let me get these cuffs out right quick https://t.co/Fi8yWsWl6R

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 29, 2020

you heard the man https://t.co/ZiIXrPibA9

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) July 29, 2020

oh! oh! jail for George! jail for George for One Thousand Years! https://t.co/HU9D1mR1Pa

— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) July 29, 2020

Last month, Martin offered an update on the book, which has been in the works for over a decade:

“If nothing else, the enforced isolation has helped me write,” he said. “I am spending long hours every day on THE WINDS OF WINTER, and making steady progress. I finished a new chapter yesterday, another one three days ago, another one the previous week. But no, this does not mean that the book will be finished tomorrow or published next week. It’s going to be a huge book, and I still have a long way to go. Please do not give any credence to any of the click-bait websites that like to parse every word of my posts as if they were papal encyclicals to divine hidden meanings.”

Oh no, that’s us, isn’t it? He got our asses. Jail for us too, then. Let’s all go.

Real talk, George: we love you, and we hope you’re keeping well. Go at your own pace, and feel free to get The Winds of Winter out there when you’re good and ready.

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Twitter Did NOT Come To Play For Mark Zuckerberg's Testimony — See All The Jokes!

people always ask me if I've been getting Botox

Mark Zuckerberg may be under attack by Congress -- but it's really the social media jabs that should having him shaking in his booster seat!

Twitter users are relentlessly roasting the Facebook CEO has he faces a two-day congressional inquisition following the discovery that data-mining firm Cambridge Analytica gathered personal information from 87 million users to try to influence elections.

The Internet was armed and ready to comment on Zuck's questioning, with many poking fun at his robotic demeanor and the fact that he needed a booster seat to face his congressional interrogators.

Related: Facebook's Biggest Black Lives Matter Page Is A SCAM!

Other hecklers set their sights on congress, making fun of the fact that most of them are probably too old to understand how the social network works in the first place.

Ch-ch-check out some of the funniest Twitter reactions to Zuck's testimony (below)!

It’s hot in here, right? You guys hot too? pic.twitter.com/KZCfbl7nxv — Lorraine Ali (@LorraineAli) April 10, 2018

me when I realize my actions have a consequence pic.twitter.com/kNx4rL2uGl — Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) April 10, 2018

When you poke her but she doesn’t poke back. pic.twitter.com/yxJ07O3mw3 — Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) April 10, 2018

Zuckerberg vindicates grandparents worldwide by calling it "the Facebook". — Raheem 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@RaheemKassam) April 10, 2018

"Mr. Zuckerberg, can you explain how I’ve been on Facebook for ten years and yet still do not have one friend request accepted?" #ZuckerbergTestimony pic.twitter.com/gPJu9V76l1 — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) April 10, 2018

"Mr. Zuckerberg, I keep seeing these Candy Crush requests and i complete them but they then won't go away. I tried having my grandson fix it for me but they just keep coming back. I don't want to bother him again... can you please help me?" pic.twitter.com/Mse7ae8KrF — Kofie (@KofieYeboah) April 10, 2018

"Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?" pic.twitter.com/U7pqpUhEhQ — Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 10, 2018

SEN: What happened to Angry Birds

ZUCK: That's not wh—

SEN: It was a thing then it kind of stopped. I would still like to play it but I changed phones.

ZUCK: [lawyer whispers in ear for 10 minutes] OK — ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 10, 2018

zuckerberg: hello senator sir senator: *lowers glasses, squints at phone* how can i tell if my granddaughter blocked me — jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) April 10, 2018

Senator Ian Malcolm: Mr. Zuckerberg, you were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should. — Lee Rubenstein (@Lee_Rubenstein) April 10, 2018

I know Zuckerberg is likely not human, but goddammit this booster seat hurt me to see. I know that feeling Z-fighter pic.twitter.com/g5xwm3ZnSN — Published Author (@MoistCr1TiKaL) April 10, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg swearing under oath before Senate Committee data scandal (2018 colorized)#Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/ixE1I5Z2bX — Sargon of Akkad 2.0 (@SargonOf_Akkad) April 10, 2018

And, of course, The Social Network references were made:

anyway, here's zuckerberg's arrival set to the radiohead cover from "the social network" trailer pic.twitter.com/wsuA8GaVFY — David Mack (@davidmackau) April 10, 2018

Ha!

Ch-ch-check out a few serious reactions and moments from the inquisition (below):

This senator grilled Mark Zuckerberg with personal questions to prove a point about privacy pic.twitter.com/nuaBGeqpCq — NowThis (@nowthisnews) April 10, 2018

NOT ONE senator has asked Zuckerberg why Facebook is going to Hospitals to get data on patients. WHY? — Kambree Kawahine Koa (@KamVTV) April 10, 2018

Did y'all notice how Ted Cruz didn't mention anything remotely related to Cambridge Analytica?

It's because he hired Cambridge Analytica. #Zuckerberg — Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) April 10, 2018

#Zuckerberg Admits, 'We're Responsible For The Content.'

He May Have Just Bankrupted His Own Company: https://t.co/iKsxoVZloJpic.twitter.com/2VhyOWeptK — Ryan Saavedra 🇺🇸 (@RealSaavedra) April 10, 2018

Thoughts???

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Twitter’s got jokes about this weird, outdoorsy photo of Donald Trump, Jr.

So, Hillary, sure, but, would you ever want to run into Donald Trump, Jr. in the woods? Well, it could happen: He, uh, apparently feels super at home there.

On Saturday, the New York Times Styles sectionpublished a profile of the younger Don that discusses, among many other things (ahem, that time he got arrested for public intoxication) his love of the great outdoors.

Already, plenty of people are criticizing the piece on Twitter for normalizing Trumpwho, remember, is apparently not above Holocaust jokesbut it’s also achieving internet notoriety in another way. You see, the article features a photo of Trump in which he, ever the outdoorsman, is sitting on a stump.

SEE ALSO: Justin Trudeau invited Ivanka Trump to a play about welcoming foreigners and the irony isn’t lost

It is a funny photo. And Twitter thinks so, too.

love to sit on the stumps of bitch ass former trees that were too weak to keep being plants and shit http://pic.twitter.com/3pllwIDR6t

netw3rk (@netw3rk) March 18, 2017

.@DonaldJTrumpJr murdered “The Giving Tree.” http://pic.twitter.com/CaMRlUnbz1

Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) March 18, 2017

ah yes. heading out to the woods to do some reflection on my life. let me grab my pomade http://pic.twitter.com/Jx3RZdIevZ

terminal scout (@daleweisinger) March 18, 2017

“Never met a stump I wouldn’t fart on,” Mr Trump murmured, before beginning to weep for the sixth time that day. http://pic.twitter.com/IShua2ocO0

Bess Kalb (@bessbell) March 18, 2017

“I DON’T CARE that Eddie Bauer didn’t want me to model for their Fall Catalogue.” http://pic.twitter.com/oU2mllYrXU

Heather Dockray (@Wear_a_helmet) March 18, 2017

“Outdoorsy” GOB http://pic.twitter.com/ks1N1VKlkk

Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) March 18, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. looks like a scarecrow that a bank leaves on a foreclosed farm. http://pic.twitter.com/1Udvbc02dQ

Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 18, 2017

http://pic.twitter.com/iVXIoWHDDD

Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 18, 2017

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE http://pic.twitter.com/Sg3cvRVC15

Zach Kelly (@ZachWKelly) March 18, 2017

Don Jr. having a relaxed, natural moment with his brand-new boots. h/t @darth http://pic.twitter.com/4dDjC60vhS

southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 18, 2017

See you in the forest, Donny!

WATCH: Trump never has to buy sunglasses again because Obama’s photographer will shade him forever

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from Twitter’s got jokes about this weird, outdoorsy photo of Donald Trump, Jr.

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Happy BDay RDV princess "CODE" Bay Area Birthday Party Sat 9/2 (11:30am) Contact for Info + Virtual Gifts Accepted

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SUN 9/29 in San Jose - DLabrie celebrating BDay performing @ Sofa Street Fair (2-8pm) Ten Year Anniversary (Williams Stage 6-630 w/ Dox Black & 3HD) + 2nd Night show w Live Band "The Illiance" @ 55 South 10pm-1am

SUN 9/29 in San Jose – DLabrie celebrating BDay performing @ Sofa Street Fair (2-8pm) Ten Year Anniversary (Williams Stage 6-630 w/ Dox Black & 3HD) + 2nd Night show w Live Band “The Illiance” @ 55 South 10pm-1am 2nd Night show w Live Band “The Illiance” @ 55 South 10pm-1am

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RIGHT NOW - SAT 6/15 - San Francisco(Fort Mason Center) - DLabrie, Pop Tart, Rahman Jamaal(RDV) Live @ Hip Hop Congress Juneteenth Celebration - Dance Competition $$$$ + Strutters Room Master Camp + RDV x HHC Special Guests 6pm-12

RIGHT NOW - SAT 6/15 - San Francisco(Fort Mason Center) - DLabrie, Pop Tart,Rahman Jamaal(RDV) Live @ Hip Hop Congress Juneteenth Celebration - Dance Competition $$$$ + Strutters Room Master Camp + RDV x HHC Special Guests 6pm-12

RIGHT NOW – SAT 6/15 – San Francisco(Fort Mason Center) – DLabrie, Pop Tart,Rahman Jamaal(RDV) Live @ Hip Hop Congress Juneteenth Celebration – Dance Competition $$$$ + Strutters Room Master Camp + RDV x HHC Special Guests 6pm-12 SUN 6/16 – Listen Worldwide 3-7pm PST – KPOO 89.5 FM – DLabrie Live Interview 4pm PST w/ DJ X-1 – Hip Hop Congress Annual National Conference SF wrap up – Call In…

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2NITE 3/2 - LA(Los Angeles) - DLabrie LIVE @ Patchez Circus (Bazaar in the City) Music, Fire Breathers, Dancers, Djs 10pm-4am

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2NITE 2/23 in San Jose - Don P & DLabrie Live @ Mosaic Lounge #WelcometoWestLandia Release Party 10pm

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Watch New DLabrie Video "UP" Filmed in Japan by OneTwenty (Lokyo Multimedia) Purcha$e on Bandcamp or Stream on ALL Platforms! Run it UP

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