#NO BC THE WAY I CACKLED SEEING THE PFP AND USERNAME PLS

[baeshijima]

hey *winks* bet you didn’t expect this 😜

KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR FOR THE THIRD TIME !!! 🦵🚪 tis i, sleepy nonnie >:) i have come to collect your snippets to eat them— i mean appreciate their beauty 🙇‍♀️✨ yes, yes … i would never dare consume such marvelous work … it is simply preposterous to even imagine such an act coming from my person, hm 🍵

did i get you to laugh btw be honest. i was going to be normal and simply send an ask from my actual account only for my brain to give me the most genius idea ever of creating another blog with the most unassuming appearance ever just for giggles !!! imagine if i were an actual beer belly dad who lives in his basement. unfortunately that is not the case, i am simply a 17 year old FEMALE with no beer belly & my house doesn’t even have a basement. booooo 🍅 apologies for those who believed i was …… i can’t believe this username was still available HAHAHA

anyway, hi sophie!!! you’re probably wondering … 🤔💭 who is sleep nonnie really?? i am here to answer your questions ^_^ firstly — my actual account is ( @kurogira ) but i interact from ( @quilthaven ) & my name is actually vessa, not … realbeerbellydad 😔😔 secondly, GODDD I LOVE YOUR PROSE SO BAD !!!! anaxa… THE DIALOGUE IS SO !!! HIM !!! I CAN HEAR HIM SAYING THOSE THINGS. YOU’RE SO TALENTED. he’s so stupid im in love with him i need to throw him into a blender and turn him into juice 🧃 *slurp*

KING MYDEIMOS !!! i just thought of every one of my moots that absolutely adores him & i’ll be sure to show them your fic once you’re done i’m 100000% sure they’re gonna love it 💗💗 ( unless they find it first… very possible. i know a lot of ppl who are big fans of your work, myself included!! )

i hope the reveal was good, hehe ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ i am very comfortable around u & your blog so doing this wasn’t as nerve-wracking as i thought it’d be !! getting to talk to you after following you for such a long time had a rly positive impact on me and i don’t regret it one bit :3 i shall use my actual blog to send asks here from now on YIPPEE

THE SCREAM I SCREAMT OMG ????? realbeerbellydad... did u know i am ur biggest fan? ur beer belly really stood out to me the moment i saw u and i couldnt look away from there on...

no but actually the laugh i had for the past few minutes when i clocked that this wasnt a bot and actually u 😭😭 sleepy nonnie, or rather vessa i should be saying now (😏) u are so funny i think im in love ..... but also this reveal lowk reminds me of this one tweet i saw a while ago where op got a message from an account with an american dad as its pfp and the descriptor as smth like "making my four sons into manly men" OR SMTH LIKE THAT when it was actually a 19 (i think) yr old girl and she was dming op abt a kpop group/upcoming concert they were both going to and it was so funny she even sent voice notes to prove she wasnt an american dad with 4 sons 😭😭

ANYWAY !! HI NEW MOOTIE VESSA IM SO EXCITED TO FINALLY /MEET/ U !!!!! hehe i followed both accounts (so it can actually show the mutual title in notes 눈_눈) and like both pinned posts 🙂‍↕️ u will always be realbeerbellydad in my heart 🫶 AND AAAAAA TYSM ?????? sobsob im glad the dialogue feels natural and like him ;w;; the amount of times i kept going "he would not speak like this." and "no he would in these circumstances..." and changing what he said 😭 and ur so right we do need to put him in a blender and turn him into juice !! get ur greens in for the day 😌

hehe KING MYDEIMOS <33 no bc the way this is the second time ive now written for king mydei... spoils of war i am looking at u and how i somehow got his personality pretty close to canon pre 3.0...... omg all mydei kissers rise \^o^/ and thats such an honour 🥹 hehe im happy u enjoy my fics and want to share them like oughhh my heart......

the reveal was amazing. spectacular. 10000000000/10. changed the trajectory of my life. stop vessa thats literally so sweet what if i exploded and made the world cave in on itself :(( i shall be awaiting to see vessa in my inbox and expect me in ur inbox soon >:]