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ouuuu fuck it okay so
Levi-
Martin OR Naven...
Since Levi is a familial demon i think he would have originally have been molly's mother's demon but was given to martin after her death and will probably go to lorelai and then molly..
good at business, he would definitely improve molly's sleep schedule, she wouldnt have to work. also imagining levi working in a toy store is silly. maybe he'll use the angle form while he's working so he doesnt scare the shit out of kids.
yeah he'd probably be miserable working there actually but that makes the au fun :)
as for naven!!!!
i think levi would be much happier in this position, he gets to do business, all is well.
but that CANT happen FUCK THAT GUY!
make him work at a toy store full of CHILDREN!
also naven and levi have the same default facial expressions
Kafka-
im thinking giovanni,
i think their vibes match up with each other enough. kafka is the secret brains to their operation probably. trying to think of more reasons but nahhhh... gio and kafka just go well 2gether. up to so much mischief.
ALSO thinking ramsey but i believe thats only because
steel π€ ramsey : artsy mfs...
i think kafka would kind of annoy him tho, he doesnt seem the type to want a demon just 4 companionship and kafka is very much childish so perhaps not.
OH SHIT JUST FORGOT ABOUT YOOMTAH HELL YEAH THEY'D BE SO FREAKING ANNOYING TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW RON!!!-
My original thoughts were either Martin or pheonica ... pheoanica ... feenie??? how do you smell that. BUT THEN i thought of !!!!!!!
trixie!!!!!
i think trixie's family would fit with an intimidating ass demon babysitter hanging around. yes i like that idea very much thank you.
brother would make ron watch over her when she hangs out with friends and molly is understandably unsettled. feenie is feenie tho.
Thought process thru martin was that ron would have helped take care of the kids back then, he would be GREAT emotional support for molly! he would be good at handling kids at the store but his business stat is WAYYY low so ...... myeah.
feenie was the same idea tho i dont know /not interested a bunch about her but my thought was her parents spoiling the freak out of her and giving her a very scary looking bodyguard. ....
DEVI-
NAVEN!
dont know nearly as much about her as i do about the others but i think she would get along well with naven.
they would have tea together while discussing adult shit like TAXES (im not an adult yet i have no clue okay)
talk about old people shit
devi and naven stressing out together dear lord help them actually
apologies for the possible mischaracterization with the children, i DID listen to POP, im just a bigger fan of the season 1 characters and my brain doesnt focus on the kids of the story much....
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Mini Fanfic #1072: Anime Binging Night (Epithet Erased)
8:45 p.m. at STEM's Headquarters' Living Room.......
Yoomtah: (Smiles Brightly at her Boyfriend Beside Her) Alrightly then, Naven!~ What sort of anime you wanna binge through tonight that isn't One Piece related? Shonen, gorey, slice of life....(Gives Naven a Seductive Look on her Face) Maybe something more explicit to spice up the room if you know what I'm saying~ (Starts Moving her Eyebrows Up and Down)
Naven: (Smiles Sheepishly) H-How about we watch some more light-hearted this evening. Like that lovely Spy x Family show. I never had the chance to watch for myself as of late, but I have heard great things about from peers.
Yoomtah: Oh yeah, that show is a banger. And hella cute to boot, you'll love it!
Naven: I wouldn't deny that possibility. It'll be nice to take my mind off of things for once. Especially everything work related.
Yoomtah: Hell. YES! I am so tired of doing people's paperwork 24/7!!
Naven: You and me both, my dear. But at least we have the night to ourselves. Do you think Mr. Shades will be alright with the girls this evening?
Yoomtah: Oh he'll be fine! Our Ricky-Poo is a very strong wizard boi after all.
Naven: (Starta Snickering a Bit) Ricky-Poo?
Yoomtah: It's a nickname I came up for him. He calla me Yoomy all the time, which I for one adored a lot, so why not give him one of his own, you know?
Naven: I think it sounds lovely.
Yoomtah: Thank you!~ But enough about nicknames! Let's just focus on you, me.....(Hugs Naven While Having a Blanket Covering Around Them) And nthe nightly hours of cuddles you owed me~ (Starts Kissing Up on Naven's Cheeks)
Naven: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Yoomtah's Affectionate Kisses) Yes, yes~ Let's commence anime binging night, shall we?
A Few Episodes of Spy X Family Later.......
TV: LOIDDDYYYYYYYYYYY
Yoomtah: Hey, Naven?
Naven: Hm?
Yoomtah: Are you.....still thinking about that Molly kid in any way? You would always get sad whenever her name get brought up in any conversations. (Gently Pokes at Naven's Cheek) You're even making that cute frowny face every time something's bother you, which is pretty easy to tell if you ask me.
Naven: (Frowns While Sighing) Well....I suppose your observation of me isn't....too far fetched I'm afraid.
Yoomtah: (Softly Snuggles onto Naven) You wanna talk about it? I'm a fairly decent listener.
Naven: (Chuckles Very Lightly) You're a wonderful listener, dear. (Slowly Went Back to Frowning) But to answer your question, I have been thinking about Ms. Bylndeff as of late and thinking if.....not taking here with me was ever the best decision on my part, especially after everything that happened on that day.....
Yoomtah: You mean that whole dream bubble fiasco?
Naven: The very same, yes. I always figured she would trouble in her home life recently, but to witness how problematic it truly was at first hand....('Sigh') Well, I guess I can't say I know how to describe it really......
Yoomtah: Crappy, sucky, guilt-writtenny
Naven: The last one's not even a real compound word and I still find it accurate to my current feelings to the situation. I really wish I could be of more help to her on that day, but I knew I couldn't just....adopt her right off the bat. Especially given the excruciating work hours I have recently and the potential rumors journalists and the paparazzi would spread.....
Yoomtah: (Groans While Rolling her Eyes in Pure Annoyance) Ohhhh God don't even get me STARTED on those......Yesterday, some wise guy from the Sweet Jazz News Daily made a two page article on how you're completely out of the league you are to me and that I'm only dating you for money. Like.....THE HELL DO THEY MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF MY LEAGUE!? You're way more of a man than any of these brain dead morons would even try and DREAM of being! And did they REALLY think I would be that shallow enough to date you only for your riches? BULLSHIT! My limo driving career is paying me enough already, I ain't a shaneless gold digger! I swear, if I see ONE MORE journalist, paparazzi, or who the fucks starts getting into our business again, I am going to find myself a bat and shove it SO FAR UP THEIR-
Naven: Yoomie Dear....remember our anger management sessions and not raising your stress levels high.
Yoomtah: I AM CALM DAMNIT!
Yoomtah starts whimpering like a sick puppy as Naven soothes her anger away with his gently comfort and embrace.
Naven: There, there. It's alright. I agree with every word you said.
Yoomtah: (Looks Up at Naven With Sparkling Eyes) You do?~ Truly?~
Naven: (Chuckles Lightly) Of course. Molly is a timid girl and the last thing I want for her is to deal with these kind of nonsense on a daily basis, among other things.
Yoomtah: Yeah, I hear ya.....You said she was taken away by that Vincent Murder guy before I arrived at the toy store that night?
Naven: That's correct. Despite the name and villainous demeanor, he seems like a nice, passionate fello once you get to know him a little. Molly seems to hold him in high regards due to him being her boss in some capacity.
Yoomtah: Really now? So like what? Is he gonna try and look after her or something?
Naven: Given the care and support he gave her during that time, I'd say the possibility of that is above average. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Perhaps I could arrange a lunch date for the three of us sometime in the future....(Turns Back to Yoomtah) You're more than welcome to join us, dear.
Yoomtah: Hmm...Tempting, but I'm probably gonna have pass on that offer. I feel like I would get bored too easily in these kinds of meet ups, ya know?
Naven: Very well. The offer still stands if you ever decide to chance your mind.
Yoomtah: You got it. ('Sigh') But listen, Navey, you can't let what happened that day keep you down forever. That little girl still looks up to you despite everything, right?
Naven: Well, I mean....I suppose so, but-
Yoomtah: And does she feel any sort of malice or resentment towards you in anyway?
Naven: Well, no, not really, bu-
Yoomtah: Then you got nothing to worry about, bug doof!~ You may never be an ideal parental guardian, but that doesn't change the fact that you're still her teacher. And you and i know damn well that a teacher's job is to educate and guide them into being decent citizens of an overly obnoxious society.
Naven: (Smiles Sheepishly) I wouldn't exactly say that they're all obnoxious. But you're right. It won't do me any good if I keep dwelling on the incident any further. I will do better as a teacher and mentor for now on, that, I can promise you.
Yoomtah: (Happily Snuggles onto Naven Some More) That's the spirit, Navey!~ You're making your cute girlfriend proud here!~
Naven: Oh I wouldn't say you're cute exactly. You're more of the line if being beautiful and breath-taking all things considered.
Yoomtah: (Snorts in Laughter) I'm really flattered, babe!~ But I am FAR from being the most beautiful girl out there.
Naven: (Smiles Softly) Perhaps to some, but I beg to differ. (Gives Yoomtah a Kiss on the Forehead) It's one of the many reasons why I love you after all.
Yoomtah's heart flutters like a sound of a roaring car engine being turned on for the first time in minutes, as she begins to kiss all over her boyfriend's face again in a cuddling position. As surprising as the sudden affection was, Naven was more than happy to welcome it given how stressful today truly was for him earlier.
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candaru liveblogs reading her own writing: episode 7
letβs get right to it boys
in my head sheβs doing the lame cartoon gag where they cross their arms over each other
ITβS FUNNY BECAUSE IT FITS HER JUST AS WELL AS, IF NOT BETTER THAN, HOWIE
same energy as/swap version ofΒ βListen here, Mr. Police officerββΒ βItβs Ms.β
I tried to give him a gambling theme to give him SOME sort of different flavor from canon Zora, although apparently it made some of his lines confusingΒ β-_-
listen I really love Yoomtah and Sylvieβs relationship. he pretends not to care but he doesssss
I feel like,,,, I ended up mixing motives a little bit here, but shhhhhh itβs fine
βI amΒ NOT. a KID.β +Β βIβM NOTTA SQUIRE!!!β
little reference to some more Zora HCs that were later confirmed, regarding her powerset :3
I really liked this bit with the playing card, but oh BOY was the entire ending fight a giant knot to untangle. I spent like an hour trying to sort out one part in particular while my family played cards in the next room
very, very lame throwback to the McHammer reference in the Museum Arc which I regret
THIS WAS THE PART I WAS LOOKING FOR IN THE SCRIPTS WHICH MADE ME GOΒ βI actually donβt remember writing any of this, I should do a reaction reading of my own scriptsβ BGJASDK
I HC that this is tied to how Ramsey lost his eye in this universe :3c
trying to write Ramseyβs voice was STUPID hard; I kept mixing Zoraβs voice + accent and Willβs (Ramseyβs) voice + accent and those REALLY DO NOT MIX
thereβs an improv game calledΒ βthe hardest game in the worldβ where you have to mix two accents and now I see why itβs called that
this is 9x funnier when you consider the types of commissions Ramsey is known for
1. I am very proud of myself for figuring out a way to swap Zoraβs speech
2. I got SO close to making Ramsey call Zora a βStardew Valley characterβ but decided against it because IΒ wasnβt sure if SDV was too much of a passing trend thatβd become irrelevant. now I kinda regret that decision because it probably wouldβve been funnier and itβs not like these were made for posterity
another small jab at Jello for THE INCONSISTENCY OF ERASER CUFFS
ok so
I originally had Percy as Sylvieβs daughter just because 1) I thought for some reason maybe that was a thing in the AU??? I think it was actually people goingΒ βhaha swap!Sylvie would totally adopt swap!Percy on sightβ but then like it turned into an ACTUAL thing in my head, and then 2) it provided a VERY good excuse to get the police into the museum in the museum arc because nobody ever calls the police or trips the fire alarm
but then by the time we hit this part, I was 1) in love with the Ashling-King family unit, and 2) thought that having Percy around really added motivation to Sylvieβs character, and also gave another dynamic to the bond between him and Zora, which is just (chefs kiss)
I had a split-second heart attack aboutΒ βWAIT HOW DO I GET THE CUFFS OFF ZORA, SHE CANβT HAVE HER ARM CHOPPED OFF BECAUSE I DONβT THINK SHE COULD REGROW THAT/EVEN IF SHE DID ITβD BE GRAPHIC, AND RAMSEYβS NOT EVEN TRYING TO CUT HER HEβS TRYING TO TURN HER TO GOLDββ before I remembered that gold is soft enough to bite through and I was like aw yesΒ nevermind, I got this
hehehe :3
I knew I wanted a plot twist of some kind during the final battle because people wouldnβt be expecting it, but nothing that would impact the story, and this ended up working perfectly
also you know we had to get Beefton in there somewhere! :D
I, personally, think the gold cracks are a REALLY cool idea
everyone thank goldbricker-ramsey for that one
THE FACT THAT ZORA IS STILL TALLER THAN HIM KILLS ME
I do not remember deciding that the height chart was Zora -> Ramsey -> Sylvester but thatβs how it is I guess
we decided (and byΒ βweβ I mean Mari) that since canon Zora hates kids, of course swap!Zora must LOVE them, hence her softening up around Sylvie a lot once she learns he has a daughter :β)
the hardest swap of the Museum arc was Mera and Indus because they were TOTAL OPPOSITES
the hardest swap of the Redwood arc was Ramsey and Zora because they were the EXACT SAME ENERGIES
again... I felt there was just a liiiiittle bit missing with canon Percy and Ramseyβs dynamic, and for me personally, this moment fills that missing bit in. but thatβs just me and this IS my writing, so XD
so, just as a heads-up, apparently the people who did the audiobooks changed around some of these minor-character (well, βnot-yet-revealed characterβ) swaps
and since they know the AC characters better than me, Iβd proooooobably go ahead and use their swaps if this project ever did continue?? hypothetically??? basically these last bits are all still malleable
I wrote this entire scene with Trixie and Phoenicia before someone pointed out that Trixie and Phoenicia already had swaps in this universe
*facedesks*
probably not. but hey!! it was super fun!!! the most fun Iβve had in a LONG time, actually. I donβt think Iβve ever enjoyed a project as much as the Epithet Switched scripts.
Spliinkles thank u for letting me take ur awesome idea and just run wild with it, writer brain went brrrrrr and it was such an absolutely fantastic experience that I can only hope I get to relive :β)
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Since a like criminals being parents, Molly ran away at 10 after her mom and ran straight into Zora. (Ps love this blog. I love aus. mostly because it's fun to see character you love in different situations).
First off Iβve gotta direct you to @epitheterasedgenβs Everyone Adopts Molly Zora route!! Thereβs a lot of good pure stuff that I could never (and donβt want to) beat. Secondly, thank you! I feel the exact same way, which is why Iβm always making more and more aus.
-To start off, Molly isnβt quite as much of a doormat, thatβs something that she developed from living with her awful family without her mom there to balance it out.
-Zora will let Molly mourn for a bit, but then is very determined to drag her out of it. Sheβs not going to let Molly wallow in her sorrow forever.
-Her way to do this? Hobbies! She teaches Molly a ton of various things, from wilderness survival to embroidery.
-They bond over sewing and embroidery. Molly is amazed that Zora would take the time to learn that sort of skill. Thatβs around when she actually starts to consider Zora a friend and maybe parental figure.
-Molly worries about her when sheβs out. She doesnβt have a very good idea of what it is that Zora does, but she knows that sheβs a criminal and that crime is dangerous.
-Yoomtah babysits sometimes when Zoraβs out for a long period of time. Itβs more chaotic and dangerous than it would have been if Molly were left to fend for herself.
-Zora makes Molly a little bandana/scarf with bear decals. She originally planned to make a poncho like her own, but didnβt want to seem like sheβs trying to replace Mollyβs mom.
-She also gets very upset when Molly says anything about wanting to go back to her sister and dad. In Zoraβs opinion, family is the people you want to be with, not the people you share DNA with, and it makes her furious that they didnβt even bother to look for Molly.
-They run into Martin once. The only reason why Zora didnβt shoot him on sight is because sheβd feel bad about killing Mollyβs father right in front of her.
Iβve got more but my brain is fried so. Part 2 eventually!
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Broken Heart at Midnight
WARNINGS: there are going to be some dark themes in this little prompt? i do these randomly from time to time if youβre new to the blog. :3Β
Anyways, the main warnings are: Alcohol mentions, thoughts of suicide, and parent death mentions are strewn throughout the prompt. I mean, this is Yoomtah weβre talking about. If youβve read most of the HC stuff I have for her, then you already know where this is going.Β
( Keep Reading is for the prompt! )
It was rare times like these where she really wished she was still with her mother. Zora wasnβt around, and the boss went elsewhere to talk to some more important people about something else . . . She never paid any mind to those things, it wasnβt her business, anyways. Her arms were wrapped around her knees, and she rested her chin against her knees. Eyes glowing faintly and her cheeks emitting a soft yellow hue alongside her solemn gaze, she huffs out softly into the cold night. The air leaving her clashed with the cool, and it created a dragon-like effect.Β
Childishly enraptured by it briefly, her eyes flickered from the cloud that left her, then to the side. She felt like she was missing something, even though she couldnβt have been. She enjoyed her time with Bliss Ocean, but at the same time it wasnβt . . . Enough. It didnβt keep her attention all the time, and she considered leaving to move in with that lovely old lady she worked for in her free time. She seemed to genuinely be happy in the bakery, and Yoomtah wanted to feel that same amount of happiness, too.Β
It was hard, especially when she thought about taking her life so many times - Though, itβd be a waste if she did. Nobody else in the world was even remotely close to Yoomtah in personality - Nobody as eccentric, bubbly, or flashy as she was. A small, faint laugh left her as tears bubbled up in her eyes.Β
β What am I even doing here?Β β She mumbles, arms squeezing around herself a little tighter as the metal of the prosthetic legs jutted uncomfortably through the pants and her jacket sleeves. The hat was held by the rim in between her fingers, and she dropped her gaze to it all together - There were a few things Yoomtah pretended to be, and the minute she was out of sight it flipped like a current powering a switch. Right now; It was dark. Whenever she was around someone like . . . Molly, per-say, she would be brighter than normal! It was just the others personality that made Yoomtah try not to show how dangerous she actually was - The younger girl did only know a little bit of what she could do. Yoomtah was no joke, really.Β
Then again, when it also came to someone like Zora, sheβd be a different person, too. So on and so forth. Sheβd adapt and switch aspects of herself in and out to be able to click better with people, and all while hiding all these nasty little termites in her brain. There was just this godawful stinging sensation in the back of her mind all the time - It was hard to ignore when she wasnβt talking to someone else.Β
Itβs been like this since her mom died - Since theyβd gotten divorced, even . . . She couldnβt think about anything else lately due to it having almost been the same day that her mother had passed, and that she lost one of her legs. That was when she had to beg for money on the streets to pay for the surgery. After having left the hospital on her own, she stumbled around with her right leg missing, and she used a walking stick to be able to move about - She couldnβt afford a crutch. Her other leg was already metallic due to something happening at birth and the doctors just bandaging it up at first. As she got older, they suggested getting her surgery for it. The first payment was the big one, and her father actually sent money to pay it off for her mother. God only knew she was damn near helpless when she was alive.Β
Yoomtah had to learn to fend for herself at a young age, and when begging didnβt work, sheβd rob people for their money. Collecting led to hoarding, and at some point she assumed she just had enough - Turns out stealing $200 dollars worth of coins from purses and dollars from wallets wasnβt enough. The surgery wouldβve been $5,000, and that was also in account for if it wasnβt compatible with her body or - or some other stupid thing the doctor wanted the money for.Β
Sitting here on the rooftop reminded her of the first day she actually met her boss. Standing on top, above the city . . . Looking down and ready to accept that she shouldnβt be here. They never asked how she got on the roof in the first place, but even then they just offered her an escape route to her dilemma.Β
She accepted.
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