#NOT elder scrolls

[who-heaven-shed]

sometimes I regret deleting my old blog (not always) because it took with it the absolutely funniest interaction I ever had on the internet.

One of my mutuals at the time reblogged a post about fandoms that are 'red flags' and their addition to it was "Egyptian History". Befuddled by this I asked "what did Egypt do?" and they simply responded "Slavery :/"

To this day I still have no idea how to even respond to that.

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

BIRD TIME

this is a Hamerkop! It has no living relatives in its family (scopidae). It's also a pelicaniforme! That's the other that includes pelicans and shoebills and cormorants and whatnot.

thank you sO much i needed bird fact

[fangsandsoftgrass]

At another AFI concert and it's so Fennwedhcore

[be-a-stranger12]

I‘ll just leave this here

[orangevanillabubbles]

Just had an tooth pulled for ✨emergency✨ purposes

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[obscene-beans]

IM WEEPING AGAHAHAHAHAGAHA

[molags-balls]

[skeeverboy]

hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

[worst-of-facebook]

so, you're finally awake, onii-chan

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

My favourite house appliance is my fan, my least favourite house appliance is the vacuum cleaner

[aldmerisorcery]

[unrinconmas]

Hey you. You're finally awake...

[palefrogs]

RPG Elves by Dungeon Meshi's Ryoko Kui

[oblivionloading]

You aren't cool enough to summon a sexy demon