#Nefs Queue

[docnefarious]

Felix offers a slice of pie to Nefarious with a tense smile. While the robot bad guy was friends with Ralph, and he trusted Ralph's judgement at this point, he was still a little nervous around him. "Ralph saved you a slice, but was too busy to bring it over. Reckon you can even.. eat?" / from felix for the wir verse!

Nefarious immediately noticed the tension on the hero's face and snickered to himself in amusement. His code lit up at how easy it was to unnerve the little hero. Not that he was intending it right then, or even desired to. But it was certainly a nice change of pace from his own game, that was for sure.

"Pie?! Ohhhh—thank you." He chuckled, reaching down and taking the offered plate into his hands. "This will be perfect." He'd also have to thank Ralph later for remembering he'd wanted a slice. To eat it though? Ohhh no. He had far grander plans. "And unfortunately I can't. But Ralph tells me they're delicious!"

"Now... you haven't seen Eggman anywhere around here, have you?"

[wouldyoufuckmonhun]

RULES

i can’t see or control whether or not you vote on polls, but PLEEEEASE be 18+ if you’re interacting otherwise

monsters are allowed AND encouraged! go ham with Big Monsters all you want

Small Monsters will be included via submission only (mod will not add them to queue unprompted), and the right is reserved to pass on any deemed especially unfitting/uncomfortable

we will assume Harkness Test rules and the full ability to consent (and thus, anything else that follows these rules is fair game, whether you or i also like it or not)

adult characters only ONLY ever, as well

feel free to leave whatever horny comments you want, sure! i like to learn what makes people tick!

reblogs especially appreciated for reach!

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this blog currently runs on queue for 1 post a day!

all MH Wilds monsters and characters are currently tagged as such, if you want to avoid Wilds spoilers as well.

‼️Already Polled Lists: Monsters / Characters ‼️

👑 CURRENT MOST FUCKABLE MONSTER: NEF-GARMAT by percentage (89.6%) / GORE MAGALA by amount of votes (731 total)

👑 CURRENT MOST FUCKABLE HUMAN: THIRD FLEET MASTER by percentage 84.6% / OLIVIA by amount of votes (364 total)

[boyslit]

i almost want to build up a queue of fucking tank rounds i can send them over text like 'i stopped recieving communion when i was 14 because i had a crush on a girl but i didnt tell you why i stopped because i thought you'd kill me to prevent me shaming you'

'i don't go to church with you all because i've only ever felt condemned in a catholic church'

'did you ever think that maybe ending up with two transgender children is god trying to tell you you dont fucking understand what unconditional love means'

'its so funny that you guys go to church 3x a week and go to a bible study and yet you still do not understand the core of jesus message. you're literally posers.'

'jesus would not be in your church. jesus would be in the harm reduction and recovery clinics. he'd be giving haircuts to the homeless. he'd be protesting genocide in palestine and sudan and congo. he would be doing everything you hate and you would denigrate him for being an uppity liberal brown 'terorrist' and you can't even hear yourself when you talk.'

also watching nef anyo get fucking verbally skewered by literal corpus god parvos granum makes me want to see both of them literally ripped a new one by JC himself

you do not love others as yourself, and it's shameful to have to live with people like this

[starlitsakura]

                                                  “I just want you” (Miyo)

          She breathed out softly as his words tickled her ear, Lips curled into an affectionate smile. Rosy pink stained supple flesh as her arms reached up to wrap around his neck. Pulling him in closer to her, nuzzling her face against the side of his. Lips pressing a kiss to his ear and then to his cheek, her heart thumping a soft, steady rhythm against her chest. He made her feel special, warm, and sometimes even like she was her own person. To have someone want only her, only see her, the way he does, makes her feel like she's full of life and warmth. Light. Floating on air.

          This is what love was right? She sighed gently pulling back to press a kiss to the tip of his nose softly. Her left hand sliding up the side of his neck to cup his cheek, smoothing her thumb along his cheek bone slowly. "You're the only one I want. It's cold when you're not here with me". She pouts softly leaning forward to press her forehead to his softly.

@tohruuhondaa​

[docnefarious]

"Gol?" Nefarious repeated, fingers tapping against his arm in irritation. That name didn't ring any bells. And it certainly didn't give him any clue as to who she was. But there was one thing he was sure of—he didn't trust her.

Still, he had a few minutes to kill before his plan kicked into gear. And the last thing he needed were loose ends…

"Well, Gol..." He emphasized her name, suspicion rising as her gaze drifted away from him. "Obviously you know who I am, but I don't know anything about you!" He swept his arms out wide in presentation. "But you're right! I DO have a lot to say! And it's just so rare to find anyone willing to listen! Most people RUN before I get the chance!!" A sharp laugh burst from him. "I'm just on such a tight schedule right now! I really can't afford to stick around." His playful demeanor vanished as something far more dangerous glinted in his eyes. "Soooo, you're just going to have to come with me." His tone made it clear that it wasn't a request. "Now you'll have a lifetime to ask all the questions you want! Lucky you!!"

Her blink is an audible click. A lot of the mirth goes. You got any idea how much of a loaded question that is, doc?

"Gol."

She folded her arms. A nonchalant gesture, on anybody else. Conveniently obscured the screen on her chest as she took to walking casually to one side, eyes on the city-scape. A nice way to avert your gaze, without making it obvious. She pinches her thumb and forefinger together.

He's not leaving. Gol was regretting her decision.

Her attempt at shallow flattery had turned into one hell of a slip-up.

"And you're Dr Nefarious. Figured somebody with your rap sheet had a lot to say."

[melanodis]

happy pride alt ver under the cut

[stevesharrlngtons]

endless posts from odessa young’s instagram (29/?)

[cityofdreams-writing]

Your Eyes Tell. (For @maybe-a-lee.)

(lowercase intentional, poem under the cut)

your eyes tell

of sweet promise, of falling into a well

of bliss, sealed with a kiss

sweet as honey, warm as fire,

licking at my heart, making me admire

you, with your perfect everything,

reminding me of spring,

with all its flowers, and its loveliness,

a sweet fragrance, tempting me to tell you

“your eyes tell me a story about…you.”

Poem Masterlist

[michyeosseo]

According to your temperament, I predict not for long when you find no one to play with.

[docnefarious]

continue from here !! || @sillymuses

Nefarious tapped his chin thoughtfully and nodded.

“Hmm, the lack of death scream is pretty unsatisfying… not to mention weird! Usually there's at least some begging or something!”

What could have happened? Where did they go wrong? Was the guy even in there anymore?! Did he escape?! He really didn't feel like rounding up another victim today. But he paused, considering Zim’s suggestion about wings.

“You know, wings aren't a bad idea! I mean, it couldn't hurt, right? Well... not us anyways.” He chuckled darkly. “But maybe we should change approaches. If the kangaroos alone aren't working, what about adding traps?! We could plant them in random locations throughout the maze and activate them when they least expect it! Ha ha ha! Right when they think they’re safe!”

[dailycaps]

Assassination Nation (2018) Dir. Sam Levinson

[treppenwitzzarc]

     (     & .     @prophezeiung​​​       𝘼𝙎𝙆𝙀𝘿  :        WHEN  THE  HEART  WANTS  WHAT  IT  WANTS ,   WHAT  CAN  I  DO  ?       )

the    heart    wants    what    it    wants  and    sometimes    it    wants    ice    cream    while    your    heart    gets    broken    by    a    dumb    basic    white    boy    over    text and    sometimes    it    wants    bangs    cut    with    a    butcher    knife and    sometimes    it    wants    pills    under    the    tongue

it    wants    in    all    the    worst    ways    &    you    let    it

it's    the    same    song,    the    same    awful    chorus    stuck    in    your    head .        the    heart    wants    what    it    wants    but    it    wants    shitty    things    you    should    stay    away    from nef    wants    to    tell    him    that nef    wants    to    say    things    but    words    get    stuck    in    her    throat the    heart    wants    what    it    wants    &    she'd    be    an    hypocrite    to    tell    him    how    to    fight    it so    she    shrugs ,     offers    the    ice    cream. 

she    remembers    kaz years    ago it's    your    fucking    heart,    take    care    of    it like    it    was    nef's    fault    that    everyone    was stomping    on    it like    a    no    had    not    broken    past    the    barrier    of    her    lips like    she    hadn't    tried

it's    your    heart,    she    says    by    giving    him    a    spoon , take    care    of    it . still ,    she    smiles ,  «     well ,     your     heart     has     really     shitty     taste.     »

[spitefulgames]

round two of the inbox call is done. I’ll reblog it some more and put it throughout the queue for tomorrow during the day too and ill look again when i get to work

[wouldyoufuckmonhun]

List of all polled or in-queue monsters so I (and perhaps you) can keep track

(Subspecies/variants currently will not be polled, unless significantly different in form from their main counterparts)

Monsters A-C

Agnaktor

Ahtal-Ka

Ajarakan

Alatreon

Almudron

Anjanath

Apypos, Great

Arkveld

Astalos

Baggi, Great

Balahara

Barioth

Bazelgeuse

Brachydios

Chameleos

Chatacabra

Congalala

Monsters D-F

Dah’ren Mohran

Dalamadur

Deviljho

Diablos

Dire Miralis

Disufiroa

Dodogama

Doshaguma

Duramboros

Eo Garudia

Eruzerion

Espinas

Estrellian

Farunokku

Fatalis

Forokururu

Monsters G-J

Garuba Daora

Giaorugu

Gigginox

Glavenus

Gobul

Gogmazios

Gore Magala

Goss Harag

Great Girros

Hirabami

Inagami

Jaggi, Great

Jhen Mohran

Jin Dahaad

Monsters K-M

Khezu

Kirin

Kulu-Ya-Ku

Kulve Taroth

Lagiacrus

Lala Barina

Lunagaron

Lunastra

Magnamalo

Malzeno (+ Primordial)

Merphistophelin

Mizutsune

Morudomunto

Monsters N-P

Najarala

Nakarkos

Namielle

Nargacuga

Nef-Garmat

Nergigante

Nerscylla

Nibelsnarf

Nu Udra

Odogaron

Oltura

Pietru, Makili/Versa

Plesioth

Pukei-Pukei

Monsters Q-T

Quematrice

Qurupeco

Rakna-Kadaki

Ra Ro

Rathalos

Rathian

Rey Dau

Rompopolo

Royal Ludroth

Seregios

Shagaru Magala

Shantien

Slicemargl

Teostra

Tetsucabra

Tobi-Kadachi / Viper

Monsters U-Z

Uth Duna

Vaal Hazak

Valstrax

Velkhana

Wroggi, Great

Xu Wu

Yama Tsukami

Zamtrios

Zinogre / Stygian

Zoh Shia

Zorah Magdaros

Small Monsters

Apypos

Gowngoat

Jaggi

Jaggia

Jagras

Ludroth

Seikret

Wulg

[cephalon-crow]

Hildryn: Overshields are my passion.

[starlitsakura]

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"This....Is actually a lot higher than I expected.".

@xdcwntherabbithole