I got bored so here’s more
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Nicky, to Oliver: It is only by the divine wisdom of the gods that we are even able to exist in the same age of history!
Level 5 making WotWW: The divine wisdom has all dried up.
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Nicky: We’re all doomed by the narrative.
Oliver: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite.
[later]
Oliver: Update: turns out this is not a good thing for me.
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nicky my beloved
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Oliver: You can heal people though, right? You’re a healer?
Nicky: Sometimes.
Oliver: "Sometimes?"
Nicky: It depends on whether I like them.
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Oliver: Can someone be allergic to another person?
Drippy: I don’t think so, why?
Oliver: It's Nicky. Every time I’m around him, my palms get all sweaty, and I feel really warm, and my heartbeat and breathing get uneven. I think I’m allergic to him.
Drippy:
Drippy: Ollie-boy.
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Nicky: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Nicky: [punches wall]
Nicky:
Nicky: Take me to the hospital.
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Marcassin: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Nicky?
Oliver: ...Have you ever played a team game with Nicky?
Marcassin: No…?
Oliver: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a demoliceros?
[on the other side of the field]
Nicky, chasing Esther: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS??? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Oliver: Hopefully Nicky has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Nicky: Oh, shut up and die, Oliver.
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Nicky: Any plans for tonight?
Oliver: No.
Nicky: Loser.
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Oliver: Hey, Nicky, when’s your birthday?
Nicky: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Oliver: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Oliver: Are you drinking coffee for breakfast?
Nicky: Yes. What did you have for breakfast?
Oliver:
Oliver: ...Nothing.
Nicky: See? I'm doing better than you.
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Nicky: What if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Oliver:
Oliver, upset: As enemies :(?
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Nicky: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.
Oliver: Dueling grounds.
Nicky: I said wrong answers only.
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Nicky: People only like you because you’re kind and smart.
Oliver: What?
Nicky: You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and you make their lives easier.
Oliver: WHAT??
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