#No lol

[yeehawpim]

Do you have a job?

are you hiring?

[soma-holiday]

Cover up whore

[kyriathanatos]

Are you and demilypyro dating

yeah, carbon dating, bitch! get in here we're learning about bones n shit!

so this little guy is called the bone hydra! (His name is Lerny but we're getting all science-y in here so we gotta use the genus name)

it's a monster that can be found in Hades, specifically Asphodel, and it's got 5 heads. Each head has a different method of attack, and any one of the 5 can be selected as the main head you will fight when you encounter it. This only happens after you have bested it 3 times, however! so keep on your toes!

Once the other heads are able to spawn, they will do so during 2 separate support phases where the main head has become invulnerable to all damage and you must destroy each of the other heads to be able to harm the main one again. scary stuff!

Lets talk about those heads and their abilities!

This little guy right here? This is the Yellow Variant. He's your standard bread and butter, but that doesn't mean he's a slouch! He's got access to the most abilities out of any of them. Being able to shoot a volley of fast moving projectiles, ground slam, and even summon other variants! You should not under estimate this little guy!

What about the other variants you ask? Well, lets go in order!

The Orange Variant here shoots out magma ball spittles! be careful, they can burn you, as they leave temporary magma pools on the ground! he's able to make the arena extremely hectic, so don't slouch on him!

Continuing on, this version is the White Blue Variant, Its horns remind me a bit of @demilypyro's actually! And just like her and her love of hammers, its got the ability to SLAM its big ol' head on the ground and do lots of AOE damage, and even make parts of the arena crumble away! dangerous... you'll have to move quickly against this one!

And now you've to the Green Variant! Hey... those are my colors! and its a summoner too? talk about stealing my whole thing. Anyway, this one can throw out some little balls that can spawn some really dangerous enemies during the fight! You gotta take those out before they spawn, or it'll get even more hectic!

And finally, we've got the Purple Variant, this funky little guy likes to shoot waves of long, slow moving projectiles at you! they're designed to trip you up and make you mess up with how intimidating they are, but as long as you face danger head on and dash directly through them, you're usually pretty safe!

anyway, that's just a bit of Hades based bone lore for you! Carbon dating is fun! I hope it helped! Soon you'll be getting that Titan's Blood from good ol' lerny here in no time. I believe in you! And I'm sure demily does too. :)

[sysig]

Join in! No seriously join in, please, come on, you were invited (Patreon)

[inkspottie]

Heya! I’m not the best at writing these type of asks and I’ve been working up the courage to do so but I just want to say Thank you, LaT means a lot to me and it kind of shaped how I am today yk? I remember scrolling through tumblr and I saw some fanart of LaT and I got interested. I found your blog, pressed on the ao3 link and started reading. This was in February and I was in 7th grade at the time, and I fell in love with LaT. I would read it during lunch or after school. I was obsessed, I am now a freshman in highschool and I still love LaT and I’ve reread it more times than I can count. It has its own special little tab that I go to whenever I want to read it. I’ve had friends come and go but LaT has always stuck with me. I don’t know who I would be if I never read LaT. So what I’m trying to say is thank you so so very much for making Laughing at Tragedy, you and LaT hold a very special place in my heart, and I appreciate you and your writing very much!

Also, ANY APOLOGIES FOR ANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS OR BAD VOCAB!! Writing isn’t really my expertise lol

Laughing at Tragedy will always and forevermore be my favorite FNaF fic. ˆ⌣ˆ

Hhh thank you for the lovely words! I’m so glad you enjoy LaT (sorry for the lack of update it will get finished I promise)

Thanks for sticking around, it really means a lot of me when I get things like this. Y’all made this journey very fun and special to me.

[ahavaa-things]

People have different opinions on characters and that’s totally fine everyone’s so creative but we must draw the line somewhere.

Saw someone refer to Armand Interview with the Vampire as a “master planner” and laughed out loud because like. *what*.

girl (gn) the most complicated plan he’s ever completed is Lunch.

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

[kenjirose]

do you have a celebrity crush?

Kinger

[jemgirl86]

Sam whenever Zemo opened his mouth:

[satellites-halo]

I love you medications they could never make me hate you

[petit-monsieur-pain]

Cries and dies and cries and dies again and dies and cries and dies

[dreamsandscenes]

If Red Eye has 1 fan, it’s me. If Red Eye has no fans, I’m dead

[bluetraverser]

Elliott headcanons - sick edition 2nd

When single

- super careful about never transmitting disease to anyone. Will avoid anything no matter how important when he thinks he might be contagious with something

- very pro-vaccine. Will get every fucking vaccine he can get for free. Anything he needs to pay for is a problem...

When married:

- WHINY. AS. HELL. Needs cuddles. Will tug at your arm when you walk by him to just get you to touch him for a moment longer. Will hesitate to let you go. Will make the biggest puppy eyes at you to get you to keep him company -> but only as long as he thinks he’s not too contagious or he’s too loopy to comprehend.

When married and contagious:

- “Stay away from me! I cannot bear the risk of pulling you into the abyss with me! Leave me! I shall endure my suffering in lonesome...”

“Eli, you  have a mild cold-”

“I SUFFER ALONE.”

When married and kids are sick:

- Dotes on them so, so much. Tea every hour with the most gentle and patient encouragement to drink it. The healthiest snacks for speedy recovery. If its a cold, they get a half dozen different kind of throat candies, honeyd tea, the best possible combination of great effect cough syrup with the least offensive taste. He will taste test the fucking cough syrups to find the one least offensive. Will make them soup, will read to them. Anything. Anything he could possible do to make them get through it better.

They throw him out more than once.

- FRETS. SO. MUCH.

When spouse is sick:

- Takes care of every goddamn thing in the world. The farm, the kids, makes every effort to make them feel better. All the things he does for the kids plus any comfort dishes he knows they like but also-> STERN. Will force himself to force his spouse to take the medicine and eat and drink AAAAALL the tea, no matter how much they hate it. As soon as he thinks his spouse is no longer contagious he will also cuddle them and kiss their hand and forehead all the freaking time trying to make them feel better and convinced, CONVINCED I DARE SAY - that his physical love will make them get healthy faster

- goes outside to fret so his spouse doesn’t feel guilty about making him fret

[sleepyhighslvt]

Shave first then you can be my victim 😏

Ew no

[the-togepi-man]

Are you and your buddies going to be hooking up/group sex after gaming tonight? There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out by riding his c0ck until he nuts inside you. We don't let friends stay horned up. That's for sure. We help out as often as they need.

[meitoscringe]

"what did you do this summer?"

I spent my days researching ancient civilizations to draw them kissing. Thank you so much for asking :D