#Nyota uhura

[t0ast-ghost]

I could imagine an episode where they bring the tribbles here

@kiwim7 various Teletubbies situations

[affixjoy]

This morning @ncc1701ohno requested a chart of Star Trek Clone fucking so let me present you my chart of Star Trek TOS clone fucking.

Add on your own, tell me your thoughts. I know both @ncc1701ohno and @twinkboimler had some great thoughts about which characters from TNG and DS9 would be down to fuck themselves.

[evviejo]

STAR TREK // S1E19 Tomorrow is Yesterday I do not specifically refer to Captain Christopher, but suppose an unscrupulous man would gain certain knowledge of man's future. Such a man could manipulate key industries, stocks, and even nations, and in so doing, change what must be. And if it is changed, Captain, you and I, and all that we know might not even exist.

[defconprime]

Nyota Uhura

[lt-cmdr-titties]

everybody is jewish. pike's tefillin look so fucking hot on him. also he's a cantor. ortegas has a kippah for each parsha, but still uses a tallit provided by the shul and has a ladino accent when she speaks hebrew bc she grew up speaking it with her family (she also knows judeo-arabic and can trace her ancestry back to al-andalus). instead of the standard traditional tichel ties, uhura uses kenyan ties and patterns. una uses one of those lace thingies and bobby pins it to her hair. la'an doesn't cover her hair (though she plans to start if she ever gets married) but does have her hair up nice. chapel usually uses a nice headband. m'benga wears thawbs and prefers a sudra over a kippah. spock wears a tallis katan under his uniform and prefers to keep tznius, both for comfort reasons and also for tradition

[starspaces]

charlie x -- man this was a weird one

[jnyfmg]

Something about having an universal translator, and learning to understand without it

[possumtion]

Kinda cracky Animal crossing! AU

[spirk-trek]

he's so unhelpful and it's on purpose

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

way way back in the 2280s

[kyurochurro]

and now i bring to you my concept art for my imaginary tos episode: the crew go to the beach planet (the beach episode) 🏝️

[t0ast-ghost]

S3 episode 4 (And The Children Shall Lead) I'll explain what happened to episode 3 under the cut of this post.

Start here:

- The three of them beaming down together is a good start

- Guys they're not dead!… they’re just sleepy

- Kirk is not amused

- As much as I want to believe Kirk would be good with children, it’s proven (canonically) he is not

- “I am getting a feeling of anxiety in this place.” This reminds me of a good omens line. If ya know, ya know.

- I love nurse chapel. The medical department being good with kids is heartwarming

- Is this a Peter Pan situation? (edit: nope)

- So why are the kids chanting and summoning an entity? Let's not have to call the exorcist.

- “Have Dr. McCoy report to my quarters.” Yeah…?

- We get to watch Sulu press buttons and turn dials :)

- Uhura’s double take

- “You’re losing control of yourself, sir.” “Not yet.” Scotty then proceeds to fight two guys and get knocked out

- “The enemy from within!” Previous episode mention

- That’s horrific. The children controlling their parents caused them to die on Triacus. Star Trek can write some pretty fucked up shit actually. But it doesn't deal with the consequences.

- McCoy’s opinion is outnumbered two to one again so he just storms out

- They just beamed those two redshirts out into space…

- “Friendly angel come to me.”

- Kirk and Spock share a look like, ‘what the fuck is going on’

- Spell that makes you see knives in space

- Poor Uhura. No one wants to see their own death, but amazing acting

- “Captain, why are we bothering starfleet?” Spock too? Kirk you gotta go find McCoy, maybe he’ll be talking some sense

- So why haven’t I seen anyone talk about this?

- “My Vulcan friend.” Yep Kirk. Reassert your friendship.

- Spock grabs Kirk’s arm to reassure him

- WOAH! He jumped to killing kids way too fast (worst case scenario stun or hypo them! Jesus)

- Kirk has had to remind himself that it’s not okay to punch a child a few too many times in this episode (I can see it in his eyes)

- He’s playing the video of all the kids playing with their parents on Triacus and they’re smiling but I’m expecting Kirk to just say ‘and now.. your parents are dead.’ - omg they really did just switch suddenly to their DEAD PARENTS. No remorse.

- This episode is fucking devastating

- Bones is going to come back from wherever the fuck he is and just, 'Jim, I specifically told you not to traumatize these kids.'

- The ‘angel’ dying is fucking horrifying

Now everything’s fine and dandy. Not like the entire bridge just went through major mind fuck of an ordeal or anything

Masterpost

Episode written by Edward J. Lakso

So I didn't actually watch episode 3, I watched around 15 minutes and then said, 'I really just don’t want to watch this episode. So I won’t.'

Only thoughts from this episode that I'm gonna mention are:

- The reason that they didn't let Spock point out the pine trees is because he would have said their scientific name

- “Typical human reaction to an idyllic natural setting.” McCoy says this with so little bite towards Spock, like he’s actually having a conversation with him and explaining what it is. AHH

- They could have easily left McCoy on the planet to search for Jim while Spock goes to divert the asteroid. If being alone was the issue they could've beamed down a security officer/team

Other than that... there's nothing. Sorry Margaret Armen.

[trek-tracks]

Come on, Spock, what mysterious relative is it this time?

[t00thpasteface]

star trek text posts IV: the one with the anons

[to-boldly-escape]

happy holidays!❤️

Every time I tell people I study communication science and they think of frat guys and not uhura a small part of me dies

[abbycadoodle]

the fruitiest people to ever touch the stars .... 🖖